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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
For those of us unable to watch because the TV lords hates us, what's Rose been up to? Just kinda going :stare:

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niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
The Ultimate Fighter: Big Butt or Big Boobs?

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

PaganGoatPants posted:

The Ultimate Fighter: Big Butt or Big Boobs?

That should have been the tagline for TUF 10 :colbert:

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

LobsterMobster posted:

That should have been the tagline for TUF 10 :colbert:

Roy Nelson still wins

Mannetosen
Aug 22, 2010

What's all this racket up here, Barnett? You watchin' your girl cartoons again?

mewse posted:

It was a British kimura


British Double (Wristlock)

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003


Bec Rawlings posted:

BUT I have to share with you the best, most vulgar and somewhat disturbing question and answer of the night which literally had us rolling around in tears. The question was, "how many times do you masturbate in a day?" and the winning answer by miss Angela Hill was "until my finger gets wrinkly". Yup she went there, she did it, she crossed that line well and truly. There was no way of topping that answer!

:laffo:

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

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Now I hope she wins cause that's hilarious.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
So upset or no upset today?

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh
If there's an upset today, it's going to happen in the time it takes a foot to kick a face and it's going to be wonderful.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


"I'm Urijah. You might not recognize me because I'm wearing a shirt."

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Faber looks really odd with facial hair.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

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Grimey Drawer

Charles Gnarwin posted:

"I'm Urijah. You might not recognize me because I'm wearing a shirt."

"Here, let me flex a little."

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Angela Hill, Ultimate Farting Champion

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Felice, don't be silly. The last thing Urijah needs in his life is more chin.

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

"I'm Urijah. You might not recognize me because I'm wearing a shirt."

Sorry, my championship belt keeps my shirt on, wait no TJ's problem, I couldn't win one.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I wonder how many fighters are gonna call out Heather for the TUF finale because it seems like nobody on this planet except Miesha Tate likes her.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

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I see a tragically hilarious sauna passout in her future.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Lmao is she gonna be able to cut 12 pounds even once?

Edit: did I miss someone vandalizing the Team Pettis banner to Team Penis :laugh:

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


I like that her weight cut drama isn't even during her fight week.

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.
So did Felice get something in her contract where she's in every talking head segment? It feels like she's constantly getting shown.

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


squarerandom posted:

So did Felice get something in her contract where she's in every talking head segment? It feels like she's constantly getting shown.

She's pretty obviously into marketing herself and understands sound bites.

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.
Who decided a woman should be anywhere near Phil Davis and a couch?

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh

squarerandom posted:

Who decided a woman should be anywhere near Phil Davis and a couch?

:drat:

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

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Grimey Drawer
So much for that.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Lmao cheating cost her the fight

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Straight up squash match. I thought the GNP from mount was going to end it. I really wish that Angela was whinier so that we could hear how the ref distracted her and that's why she got choked.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

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A fart so strong it brought tears to her eyes.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
She would've gotten wrestlefucked regardless, but grabbing the fence definitely allowed Esparza to get that choke because she was hand fighting very well before that.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

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TUF: I Have a Bachelor's in Theater

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
OF COURSE Heather is a theatre kid

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?
That was a pretty entertaining fight. Some really cool looking ground work.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
lorenzo fertita is going to be on fox sports

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

squarerandom posted:

Who decided a woman should be anywhere near Phil Davis and a couch?

:vince:

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
LMAO ashy black skin discussion on Fox Sports

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Angela did OK defending herself on the ground until the double fence grab left her open. She probably shouldn't have been vying for the title at 1-0 though.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Ahahaha is Tecia Torres getting another shot after replacing someone (Kish) due to a knee injury?

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

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Grimey Drawer

1st AD posted:

Ahahaha is Tecia Torres getting another shot after replacing someone (Kish) due to a knee injury?

Seems that way. I like they said: "UNKNOWN FIGHTER HAS KNEE ISSUE ACL!"

Yeah I wonder who THAT is...

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
"You sound like Braveheart" So :911:

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colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Yeah it had to have been Tecia coming back in, she had the closest loss and obviously was the biggest name to be eliminated at that point as well. Also if she slotted in directly for Kish then she would have fought Bec in the first round for a spot against Carla in the second round, unless they reseeded or something to avoid giving Carla a tough matchup. It would be interesting if the two of them did end up fighting on the show considering the online bickering they were doing a week or two ago.

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