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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

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Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

but whyyyyyyyyy


Now on Netflix!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

If you sprinkle the ground with cayenne pepper and only take your garbage out right before pick up you can usually keep the barneys away.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Five nights at Barney's.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

50 Shades of Maroon

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Big Grunty Secret posted:

Not if I had a machine gun, ho ho ho

Nice. Not technically correct, but still, nice

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Cacafuego posted:

Nice. Not technically correct, but still, nice

hhhoh, hhhoh, hhhoh.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

I should buy my friends a boat

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It's still real to me, dammit. :qq:



Somewhere years ago I posted a wall of text about that photo. I was accused of being Junji Ito. It's been long since archived...

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013

So easy that this redneck kid can do it!

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Noctis Horrendae posted:

So easy that this redneck kid can do it!

:ssh: those aren't crossbows

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole

Haha holy poo poo that is a really long cat!

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Snatch Duster posted:

He is happy in his fully developed broken brain. The office drone guy finds happiness in the small things, like fresh coffee.

Counterpoint, the office drone probably has sex. With a human.

John Liver
May 4, 2009

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Counterpoint, the office drone probably has sex. With a human.

Never assume.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Cat long

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

That is quite an elongated torso on that cat

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009



I don't get it :confused:

e: whoops, didn't realize how many pages ago that was

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Alabaster White posted:

I don't get it :confused:

iPhone bend

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Alabaster White posted:

I don't get it :confused:

e: whoops, didn't realize how many pages ago that was

Your loss :laugh:

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Oh my God I love Chinese cartoonews. Are there more of these?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Oh my God I love Chinese cartoonews. Are there more of these?

They have an entire Youtube channel:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4G3lPPWm6qtoWtRk4vyGwg

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

MindlessHavok posted:



Took this picture a few weeks ago. He was just chillin in the window like this in stop and go traffic.
Let me improve it a little.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Knormal posted:

Let me improve it a little.



I got a good chuckle out of the original, because it already had this effect for me since we drive on the left here.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Knormal posted:

Let me improve it a little.



They said I could never teach a dog to drive!



No, dog! Noooooooo!

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Doctor Bishop posted:

They said I could never teach a dog to drive!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWAK0J8Uhzk
Welcome to the future, friend.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Counterpoint, the office drone probably has sex. With a human.

Serious question, do furries have more crazy no strings sex with random strangers than other internet nerds, or less?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

I never fail to get a chuckle out of pets eating human foods or pets with human names, like Colin or Jonathan.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Knormal posted:

Let me improve it a little.



I live in the UK and you've made it pretty mundane now.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Ak Gara posted:

Serious question, do furries have more crazy no strings sex with random strangers than other internet nerds, or less?

Contemplating a lifestyle change?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Ak Gara posted:

Serious question, do furries have more crazy no strings sex with random strangers than other internet nerds, or less?

Depends on the fursona I would assume

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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beato posted:

I never fail to get a chuckle out of pets eating human foods or pets with human names, like Colin or Jonathan.

The name thing is a huge, wait for it... pet peeve of mine. A dogs name should not be Eric, or Jeff, or Tim. A dogs name should be something cool like Pox, or Gloves, or Bandit. Unusual names are sort of ok like Brutus or Schlitz, but thats kinda rare.

I once met a cat named Amanda Elizabeth....what the gently caress?

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

beato posted:

I never fail to get a chuckle out of pets eating human foods or pets with human names, like Colin or Jonathan.

This'll get you, then: my wife and I have a female cat named Steve.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
That's a cool cat name. My dog is called Zena although I nickname her Spuds because she looks like a sack of potatoes when she's a sleep.

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
The best name for a dog would be Rutherford B. Hayes. :colbert:

And to end this derail, here's a funny picture:

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