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Quantumfate
Feb 17, 2009

Angered & displeased, he went to the Blessed One and, on arrival, insulted & cursed him with rude, harsh words.

When this was said, the Blessed One said to him:


"Motherfucker I will -end- you"


in the vein of maps that ought to have been:

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Falukorv
Jun 23, 2013

A funny little mouse!

Meme Emulator posted:

Is Dolph Lungdren an Adolf with a more media friendly SAG name?

According to the man himself he took the name when he became an actor, from an American football star from the 20's that had that name. His original first name is "Hans".

Yeah regarding the Kevin name, i can tell you that's also often considered a low class name in Sweden too. Along with some names ending in Y, like the aforementioned Ronny, Johnny, and Conny.

So much so that it was the name of one of the main characters in a Swedish comedy series (Ronny & Ragge), where the main characters are Swedish greasers.

Falukorv fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Oct 2, 2014

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Flipper the Dolp'

Edit: is Kevin seen in a bad light in the UK or the US?

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Quantumfate posted:

in the vein of maps that ought to have been:

Nice Swahili language imperialism.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



That map has come up before and it didn't make much sense last time either.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Kurtofan posted:

Flipper the Dolp'

Edit: is Kevin seen in a bad light in the UK or the US?

In the US Kevin is a normal name. I knew several Kevin's growing up in the 90s. It's not so big now since everyone is naming their kid Brayleigh or whatever the gently caress.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Kurtofan posted:

Flipper the Dolp'

Edit: is Kevin seen in a bad light in the UK or the US?

yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLuEY6jN6gY

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Hogge Wild posted:

Do you know any Josephs?

Wait, is it weird to be named Joseph? Where are you from? It's a super Christian name, the husband of Jesus' mother was called Joseph after all. It's surely more common in Bavaria here in Germany, but I actually know a non-Bavarian Joseph.

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Phlegmish posted:

That map has come up before and it didn't make much sense last time either.

It's an alternate universe map from an Eastern African state. The premise is that in that universe, Africa was never colonized. The names are all in Swahili because the creator spoke that language.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Torrannor posted:

Wait, is it weird to be named Joseph? Where are you from? It's a super Christian name, the husband of Jesus' mother was called Joseph after all. It's surely more common in Bavaria here in Germany, but I actually know a non-Bavarian Joseph.

Joseph Stalin. :ssh:

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Irradiation posted:

Joseph Stalin. :ssh:

Joseph Goebbels. I still don't see the point. Is the name now tainted for all eternity?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Joseph is just pretty old fashioned.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

Torrannor posted:

Joseph Goebbels. I still don't see the point. Is the name now tainted for all eternity?

The context of that quote was discussing a name that is seen as tainted, Adolph, despite probably being more common than Joseph at one time and why some people would be named Adolph in this day. The poster brought up the name Joseph as a way of calling attention to the fact just because an evil person was named a thing it doesn't necessarily ruin that name forever, everywhere.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



RocknRollaAyatollah posted:

It's an alternate universe map from an Eastern African state. The premise is that in that universe, Africa was never colonized. The names are all in Swahili because the creator spoke that language.

I don't think the map is very good because it just throws a bunch of things together without much regard for consistence. First of all, as the northern and eastern parts of Africa have clearly been colonized by Arabs (as in real life), they clearly mean that it specifically hasn't been colonized by Europeans. Swahili itself is heavily influenced by Arabic and is in fact derived from the Arabic word for 'coastal dweller'. Second, why on earth would they draw the Iberian peninsula as a part of Africa? I don't understand the logic here. Finally, it's unclear to me why they're using the Latin alphabet if this is a world where European colonization never occurred.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Torrannor posted:

Can you tell us what's politically loaded or just interesting about the map? Are the regions where the Socialist Party won those high percentages the richest parts of Portugal? The poorest?

I thought it was interesting how support for the new leader was pretty uniform. PS's former leader António José Seguro was basically our own little François Hollande, except that everyone realized he was a loser before he got into power.

Oh, also, these were the first major primary elections over here ever, in what's sure to become a trend. Maybe we'll get some Rick Perry moments out of it in the future!

Costa's not significantly better than Seguro, but hey. If we're going to be bent over and hosed in the rear end, might as well be by someone who's nice about it.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
How did Kevin become such an unpopular name in Europe? In the US it's a completely average name, not super popular but not uncommon or weird either.

edit: I can't think of any names in the US anyone actually dislikes that much

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Mustang posted:

How did Kevin become such an unpopular name in Europe? In the US it's a completely average name, not super popular but not uncommon or weird either.

edit: I can't think of any names in the US anyone actually dislikes that much

Jayden, Aiden, Brayden, and other such names are generally considered pretty low-class, I think.

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

Mustang posted:

How did Kevin become such an unpopular name in Europe? In the US it's a completely average name, not super popular but not uncommon or weird either.

edit: I can't think of any names in the US anyone actually dislikes that much

Anything ending in -ayden, and possibly -eegan. It's a more modern distinction but it's definitely the same signifier.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Pakled posted:

Jayden, Aiden, Brayden, and other such names are generally considered pretty low-class, I think.

Uhhh those are the names the idle rich have been giving their kids lately.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Uhhh those are the names the idle rich have been giving their kids lately.

and are vastly out numbered by poors imitating them that's how these trends start. Haven't you read how this conversation started?

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


Smirr posted:

None. Joseph strikes me as a really, really Bavarian name, and I try my best to avoid Bavarians where possible.

I don't personally know any Adolfs either.

My brother's called Josef :colbert:

(OK, I'm Bavarian, I admit it :v:)

Fizzil
Aug 24, 2005

There are five fucks at the edge of a cliff...



Disco Infiva posted:


Love Saudi Britannia and United Baltic Emirates.

Of all the Islamic Emirates, Caliphates and whatnot, Sweden is a Baathist Republic. Whats the story behind that? too many Iraqis or what?

skipThings
May 21, 2007

Tell me more about this
"Wireless fun-adaptor" you were speaking of.

Fizzil posted:

Of all the Islamic Emirates, Caliphates and whatnot, Sweden is a Baathist Republic. Whats the story behind that? too many Iraqis or what?

something something socialism ?

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

Phlegmish posted:

I don't think the map is very good because it just throws a bunch of things together without much regard for consistence. First of all, as the northern and eastern parts of Africa have clearly been colonized by Arabs (as in real life), they clearly mean that it specifically hasn't been colonized by Europeans. Swahili itself is heavily influenced by Arabic and is in fact derived from the Arabic word for 'coastal dweller'. Second, why on earth would they draw the Iberian peninsula as a part of Africa? I don't understand the logic here. Finally, it's unclear to me why they're using the Latin alphabet if this is a world where European colonization never occurred.

Iberia was Muslim dominated back in the day.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Guavanaut posted:

http://www.ugebreveta4.dk/navnehjulet (Type in a first name, receive stats)
Hmm, the average year of birth of Danes named Adolf is 1943...

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Hogge Wild posted:

There are both spellings. I'm pretty sure that most Adolfs are given that name after their grandfather. It used to be a really popular name before the war.

I can attest to that, my grandfather was Adolf.

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Phlegmish posted:

I don't think the map is very good because it just throws a bunch of things together without much regard for consistence. First of all, as the northern and eastern parts of Africa have clearly been colonized by Arabs (as in real life), they clearly mean that it specifically hasn't been colonized by Europeans. Swahili itself is heavily influenced by Arabic and is in fact derived from the Arabic word for 'coastal dweller'. Second, why on earth would they draw the Iberian peninsula as a part of Africa? I don't understand the logic here. Finally, it's unclear to me why they're using the Latin alphabet if this is a world where European colonization never occurred.

The Iberian peninsula was conquered by the Berbers who are African? I think it's just supposed to be a world where Europe never really got its act together and how Africa turned out. Maybe it's to imply that Iberia is a North African colony? It's not like there's a thesis attached to it.

I don't think it's anything to read into too much. It's like getting mad about Harry Turtledove novels or any other alternate history novel because they're built on a foundation of fallacies and supported by poo poo writing.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Hmm, the average year of birth of Danes named Adolf is 1943...

...stockholm syndrome?

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Frostwerks posted:

...stockholm syndrome?

The nazis weren't that unpopular in many European countries. We just really, really like to talk about the resistance movements. No collaboration here - move along.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Smirr posted:

I'm German. It's not just another name to me. If I met a guy my age (late 20s) named Adolf I would go slackjawed and immediately think less of his parents because they either a) are Nazis or b) went "what's the big deal, the boy's grandfather was named Adolf, it's just another name". Find another name then, this one's been retired to the rafters.

I used to know a lot of guys named Osama.

Suddenly about 13 years ago I started knowing a lot of guys named Sam.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Grand Fromage posted:

I used to know a lot of guys named Osama.

Suddenly about 13 years ago I started knowing a lot of guys named Sam.
I have a friend who knew a guy in high school. That guy goes by Jay now.

Jay is short for Jihad.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
HER NAME WAS LEMONJELLO I TELLS YA

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Anosmoman posted:

The nazis weren't that unpopular in many European countries. We just really, really like to talk about the resistance movements. No collaboration here - move along.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was sorta similar in other (Western) European countries, but the Danish resistance started out mostly just being Communists and then eventually with Allied backing and Germany beginning to run into trouble various right wing resistance groups were founded. Immediately after the war it was basically decided officially that we would pretend like everyone had been resisting the Nazis from day one, so we could leave all that behind us as quickly as possible.

Guess what the Conservatives were doing before Hitler invaded.





I doubt today's Conservative Youth, the youth party of the Conservatives, like to talk about that part of their history.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

A Buttery Pastry posted:

I wouldn't be surprised if it was sorta similar in other (Western) European countries, but the Danish resistance started out mostly just being Communists and then eventually with Allied backing and Germany beginning to run into trouble various right wing resistance groups were founded. Immediately after the war it was basically decided officially that we would pretend like everyone had been resisting the Nazis from day one, so we could leave all that behind us as quickly as possible.


What bugs me is that there's still this collective denial - sort of a mythology we like to tell each other - still, after 70 years. Like Frihedsmusset (Resistance museum) have registered 85.000 resistance fighters. However that includes people who signed up the last days of the war, people who were sent to concentration camps or otherwise imprisoned and those who provided passive support in some capacity. The number of people who actually planted bombs and shot people etc were about 2000. By contrast there was 12.000 volunteers for the German Waffen SS - people who volunteered to leave their country to fight in the Russian vastelands.

RagnarokZ
May 14, 2004

Emperor of the Internet

A Buttery Pastry posted:

I doubt today's Conservative Youth, the youth party of the Conservatives, like to talk about that part of their history.

Because of just that, they banned party Uniforms, a ban that's still active today, no Stormtroopers for the Conservative Youth anymore.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Guess what the Conservatives were doing before Hitler invaded.


They weren't the only ones.

A good troll response to anybody posting Pledge of Allegiance stuff on their facebook wall.



The Bellamy salute was suddenly dropped for some reason in 1942.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
The pledge of allegiance is the weirdest thing. I remember we knew a family who moved to the United States and their son got expelled from his school for refusing to say the pledge of allegiance despite the very reasonable objection that he wasn't an American.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
The Pledge was invented by a socialist, iirc. America truly is a land of contrasts.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

a pipe smoking dog posted:

The pledge of allegiance is the weirdest thing. I remember we knew a family who moved to the United States and their son got expelled from his school for refusing to say the pledge of allegiance despite the very reasonable objection that he wasn't an American.

What? When? Where?

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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

a pipe smoking dog posted:

The pledge of allegiance is the weirdest thing. I remember we knew a family who moved to the United States and their son got expelled from his school for refusing to say the pledge of allegiance despite the very reasonable objection that he wasn't an American.

Gee, that must have been an awfully long time ago.

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