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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Christian Ponder: 3/8 passing for 21 yards. Fabulous effort. Surely a superstar in the years to come!

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Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Hmm, the team who crippled the Seahawks for 3 years by classleslly poaching Steve Hutchinson then later turned into Seattle's farm team vs The Packers aka owners of the most obnoxious crybaby fanbase who wont stop whining about a loss to Seattle 2 years ago.


Go vikings, please keep developing future Seattle prospects.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

The really loving weird thing about Ponder is that every once in a while he'll throw a great-looking deep ball, even if it doesn't have a lot of velocity behind it, and he ends up so shocked by what he just did that won't attempt another one for the rest of the game.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Hmm, the team who crippled the Seahawks for 3 years by classleslly poaching Steve Hutchinson then later turned into Seattle's farm team vs The Packers aka owners of the most obnoxious crybaby fanbase who wont stop whining about a loss to Seattle 2 years ago.


Go vikings, please keep developing future Seattle prospects.

lol look at this post

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Hmm, the team who crippled the Seahawks for 3 years by classleslly poaching Steve Hutchinson then later turned into Seattle's farm team vs The Packers aka owners of the most obnoxious crybaby fanbase who wont stop whining about a loss to Seattle 2 years ago.


Go vikings, please keep developing future Seattle prospects.

estas loco, puto

Faltese Malkin
Aug 22, 2005
Georgetown

Madcosby posted:

a handsome backup

He's no Jimmy G

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Crazy Ted posted:

The really loving weird thing about Ponder is that every once in a while he'll throw a great-looking deep ball, even if it doesn't have a lot of velocity behind it, and he ends up so shocked by what he just did that won't attempt another one for the rest of the game.

i sank a half court shot once in an intramural game once as an undergrad and didnt play again because it would only be downhill from there

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Soothing Vapors posted:

lol look at this post

in the words of bartleby, "i would prefer not to"

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

"More of a Phil Simms guy" - Damning criticism.

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




bring in Chanandler Bong

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
drat near blocked that.

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

The Vikings has the same amount of first downs as the Packers have TDs.

Jesus.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Crazy Ted posted:

The really loving weird thing about Ponder is that every once in a while he'll throw a great-looking deep ball, even if it doesn't have a lot of velocity behind it, and he ends up so shocked by what he just did that won't attempt another one for the rest of the game.
Then he'll miss ten 5-yd passes in a row and then admit that he could've done a better job and won't wind up improving because this team is the definition of constant failure and disappointment and we're all totally used to it.

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:
Who is the worst sportscaster in the NFL?

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Hmm, the team who crippled the Seahawks for 3 years by classleslly poaching Steve Hutchinson then later turned into Seattle's farm team vs The Packers aka owners of the most obnoxious crybaby fanbase who wont stop whining about a loss to Seattle 2 years ago.


Go vikings, please keep developing future Seattle prospects.

What are you even going on about

Don't answer that

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Grass chat

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

ThePeavstenator posted:

Who is the worst sportscaster in the NFL?

joe buck

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.
Surface tablets referred to properly. Also shocking

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
I sure am glad that sideline reporter mentioned surface tablets.

slagmatic
Apr 28, 2004

glowy melty swirling things!
PRODUCT PLACEMENT

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
He is really into those footballs.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

ThePeavstenator posted:

Who is the worst sportscaster in the NFL?
Joe Buck, easy.

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

ThePeavstenator posted:

Who is the worst sportscaster in the NFL?

Berman.

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

AradoBalanga posted:

The Vikings has the same amount of first downs as the Packers have TDs.

Jesus.

I was literally 1 click from betting a non-trivial amount of money on the Vikings to cover the spread but decided not to after i got interrupted by a telemarketer
Thank you, stupid telemarketer for saving me money

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Like Mike Carey needs an introduction after the first time you ever hear him.

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Hahahahahaha the hard count

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
worst sportscaster in football as a whole is beyond a shadow of a doubt Matt loving Millen

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Where's Lacy?

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




Packers need to bring back the wrap around draw. I loved watching Michael Haddix running that to perfection.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

berman rules

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Hahahah it always happens

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Doctor Candiru posted:

Then he'll miss ten 5-yd passes in a row and then admit that he could've done a better job and won't wind up improving because this team is the definition of constant failure and disappointment and we're all totally used to it.
I'm not sure who's worse: incredibly pessimistic fans or incredibly smug fans.

Samadhi
May 13, 2001


I love you and we shared drinks but on this we must differ

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

The Kraken posted:

What are you even going on about

Don't answer that

The Pros and Cons of each of these teams and why I should root for them or not

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Offside, then timeout. Ugh.

Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
A Berman and Gruden announcing team would rule

Farking Bastage
Sep 22, 2007

Who dey think gonna beat dem Bengos!
New drinking game: Take a shot every time someone mentions "surface tablet"

Faltese Malkin
Aug 22, 2005
Georgetown

Retail Slave posted:

Where's Lacy?

It looked like he and Starks are taking turns every possession

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trapt
Sep 21, 2010
How many humiliating stats can they show?

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