Packers vs Vikings TNF SHOWDOWN 7:30 CST

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Samadhi: May 13, 2001

lol that Ponder passing chart

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:18

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

ehhhh, just let it play out

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:18

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

The Vikings offense is a clownshow

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:18

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Pron on VHS posted:

I just ate like 75 california pitted dates

No worry, that's a regular thing to do.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:18

DriveC: Oct 27, 2008; Going to Gamestop at midnight for Halo: ODST. Didn't pre order. The guy on the phone told me I *might* get a copy. Whatever dude.

Christian Ponder is just terrible

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:18

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Pron on VHS posted:

I just ate like 75 california pitted dates

Congratulations on not pooping for the next month.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:18

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Well, I just taught my 2 1/2 year old daughter to say "Poonnnnderrrrrrrrr" and shake her fist at each incompletion, so this night isn't a total loss.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:19

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

I want to see the vikings offense for more than 1 minute

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:19

Doctor Candiru: Dec 23, 2004; Umbrella Monkey Sand

Pron on VHS posted:

I just ate like 75 california pitted dates

Time how long it takes before you have to sprint to a toilet.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:19

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Winkie01 posted:

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:19

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Doctor Candiru posted:

Time how long it takes before you have to sprint to a toilet.

Crazy Ted posted:

Congratulations on not pooping for the next month.

I'm getting conflicting reports here

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:19

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Wow look at my living room dedicated to a lovely football team!

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:20

Doctor Candiru: Dec 23, 2004; Umbrella Monkey Sand

Thaddius the Large posted:

Well, I just taught my 2 1/2 year old daughter to say "Poonnnnderrrrrrrrr" and shake her fist at each incompletion, so this night isn't a total loss.

Surprising that you didn't have that taught to her as her first word.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:20

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Brannock posted:

I'm getting conflicting reports here

I know whats to come, it'll be in the morning and its not terrible

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:20

ThePeavstenator: Dec 18, 2012; Establish the Buns

All that effort wasted on the Bucs

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:20

Pops Mgee: Aug 20, 2009; People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

I would never let Warren Sapp in my home.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:20

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Pops Mgee posted:

I would never let Warren Sapp in my home.

He'd probably end up squatting there

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:20

ThePeavstenator: Dec 18, 2012; Establish the Buns

Pops Mgee posted:

I would never let Warren Sapp in my home.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:21

Doctor Candiru: Dec 23, 2004; Umbrella Monkey Sand

Brannock posted:

I'm getting conflicting reports here

Tons of fiber, if I'm not mistaken.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:21

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Doctor Candiru posted:

Tons of fiber, if I'm not mistaken.

Rip-roaring.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:21

Vaders Jester: Sep 9, 2009

Doctor Candiru posted:

Tons of fiber, if I'm not mistaken.

Dates are a natural laxative. After 75 it'll be terrifying.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:21

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Doctor Candiru posted:

Surprising that you didn't have that taught to her as her first word.

I had hoped she'd never need to know it, but here we are.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:21

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

That Mercedes Commercial was nothing but the car driving in a straight line on a paved road and it said "Professional driver on a closed course"

If I can't drive my car in a straight line on pavement where can I feel safe?

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:21

Doctor Candiru: Dec 23, 2004; Umbrella Monkey Sand

anime gently caress pillow posted:

I want to see the vikings offense for more than 1 minute

This might not be the game for you.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:21

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

*grabs jersey*

"Didn't touch the receiver"

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:22

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

gently caress this boring rear end game. Here, watch this and laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llGuVtYFRSk

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:22

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Pron on VHS posted:

I just ate like 75 california pitted dates

chop them roughly and mix them into the dough in my scone recipe

quote:

I scaled it up 2x from this, but the base recipe is as follows:

makes approx. 8 scones
Ingredients -
10oz low-protein AP flour [I did a 4:1 ratio of AP flour : cake flour]
1 tbsp baking powder
3 tbsp sugar
1/2 tsp salt
5 tbsp unsalted butter (roughly cut)
[1/2 cup dates/currants/whatever fillings you want]
1 cup heavy cream

1. heat oven to 425�F
2. whisk dry ingredients
3. cut in butter with hands or pastry cutter until mixed well and only small lumps of butter remain; aim for a mealy consistency
4. add fruits/fillings at this point if you'd like
5. add cream
6. lightly mix and knead dough (no more than ~30sec) until everything is well incorporated as one homogenous mix.
7. press out into one long piece 1/2"-1" in height (roughly, none of this has to be exact) and cut into wedges. they can be as big or as small as you want, really.
8. bake 12-16 minutes, when they just start to look browned on the edges they're probably done

it's easy as poo poo, enough to memorize after one go, and one you have it down you can easily have a batch ready in under 30 minutes start to finish. chopping the dates is the only remotely difficult part bc they're so sticky so keep your hands lightly floured and just make sure you dont have big clumps of date in the dough. this is an easy recipe to modify too so go nuts with fillings or whatever. next time I want to experiment with pistachios, small amounts of both allspice, and black pepper along with the dates.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:22

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

OK fat mike, Madden time is over

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:22

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

come on green bay

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:22

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

No short passes are working tonight on either side.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:22

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Announcers: "Josh Robinson, turned, didn't touch the receiver"

Replay shows Robinson with a handful of receiver's jersey just before the guy eats dirt.

Riiiiiiight.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:22

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Doctor Candiru posted:

This might not be the game for you.

Is there a sideline cam?

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:22

Pancakes by Mail: Oct 21, 2010; Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.

God dammit Lacy is so tough and strong and good at breaking tackles

If only he was faster than an anesthetized sloth

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:23

Doctor Candiru: Dec 23, 2004; Umbrella Monkey Sand

That was a really good defensive play. They should do that every time.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:23

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Geez, what happened to Lacey? He looks so sluggish.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:23

Boon: Jun 21, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Strobe posted:

Announcers: "Josh Robinson, turned, didn't touch the receiver"

Replay shows Robinson with a handful of receiver's jersey just before the guy eats dirt.

I laughed when he said it.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:23

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Pancakes by Mail posted:

God dammit Lacy is so tough and strong and good at breaking tackles

If only he was faster than an anesthetized sloth

Well, someone has to sack Bledsoe

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:23

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Ok, let's not look like poo poo next series, please.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:23

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Strobe posted:

Announcers: "Josh Robinson, turned, didn't touch the receiver"

Replay shows Robinson with a handful of receiver's jersey just before the guy eats dirt.

Riiiiiiight.

He grabbed his jersey, but the WR did lose his footing. The two weren't related, but you probably could have called Defensive Holding on the play.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:23

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CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Oh God, this is going to be the final score.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 02:23

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