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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Christian Ponder just need confidence. Sure, just find out what his major was and tell him you know he can be successful maybe at that.

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ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Vikings gonna vike

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
as bad as this is for minnesota, TB-ATL was wayyyy worse

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
:hawaaaafap:

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

wheez the roux posted:

i bet the people of minnesota sure are glad they're spending a billion dollars in tax revenue for this team
I guess it's at least revitalizing that neighborhood. Also, jobs and stuff.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
this is like when i play one of jon bois's breaking madden rosters i download

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Cool story, vikes

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
the Vikes seem to have no goddamn clue what is going on

Bruce Ivins
Aug 7, 2008

hahahaha holy poo poo "well they can always call another timeout :shrug: "

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Ponder is going to die out there and his blood will be on Zimmer's hands.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
The Vikings should ponder Christian's future on their team

Miko
May 20, 2001

Where I come from, there's no such thing as kryptonite.
Zimmer why? You're getting the ball back after the half and you are in poo poo field position.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Soothing Vapors posted:

the Vikes seem to have no goddamn clue what is going on

minnesota sports

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
Zimmer's really not interested in talking about the offense.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Doctor Candiru posted:

I guess it's at least revitalizing that neighborhood.

please don't troll

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Vikings: Gotta settle down. Just get more yards, that's all.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
What's great is that Rodgers has looked a little bit off tonight and he's still somehow 9/14 for 3 TDs.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Duke Chin posted:

Seriously I'm only 37 and I know of "goth" chicks who grew out of that poo poo decades ago.

I know a "goth" chick who never outgrew it. She's 49, wears skimpy goth outfits similar to the NCIS girl. Her body is still in really good shape though, but all she talks about is a spinal accident she had a couple years ago and how greatful she is for recovering from it, and then explains how she can't stretch as far as she used to. Pretty sexy macabre stuff if youre into medical reports and arthritic medicine

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

E_Motion posted:

So basically old people are to blame again okay

When aren't they to blame?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Aubergine Mage posted:

Ponder is going to die out there and his blood will be on Zimmer's hands.
Well then at least they won't have to cut him!

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
He literally just admitted that he put his players at risk for meaningless stats.

I've never heard that before

Miko
May 20, 2001

Where I come from, there's no such thing as kryptonite.
This is what happens.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Soothing Vapors posted:

the Vikes seem to have no goddamn clue what is going on

They do, but the coach can't really say "gently caress Christian Ponder" on the air.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

The word "awareness" is a descendant of the word "awaredom", which I think has the cooler suffix.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

zimbomonkey posted:

He literally just admitted that he put his players at risk for meaningless stats.

I've never heard that before

What specifically did he say

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013
Mike Zimmer looks like the dad from "That 70s Show"

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
Man it sure is cool to play another nationally televised game with an awful QB making GBS threads the bed and being openly mocked by the announcers.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
True story, I picked the Packers in eliminator AND the Vikings in reverse.

That's how confident I was in this game.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Ladies, don't let your tits rot off

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

nm posted:

They do, but the coach can't really say "gently caress Christian Ponder" on the air.
He could say "If it wasn't for my quarterback this game would be 14-0" and split the difference.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

wheez the roux posted:

please don't troll
I seriously didn't mean to make that assertion. Sincere apologies.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
scorpion was literally sold as "the big bang theory meets NCIS"

god knows how bad it is

Industrial
May 31, 2001

Everyone here wishes I would ragequit my life
Why would you not change QBs at this point? Literally almost impossible to be worse at this point.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
So it's ok to show a cancerous breast x-ray on tv, but you still can't swear.

This country has some seriously hosed up priorities.

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013

Madcosby posted:

I know a "goth" chick who never outgrew it. She's 49, wears skimpy goth outfits similar to the NCIS girl. Her body is still in really good shape though, but all she talks about is a spinal accident she had a couple years ago and how greatful she is for recovering from it, and then explains how she can't stretch as far as she used to. Pretty sexy macabre stuff if youre into medical reports and arthritic medicine

So it's a date?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

wheez the roux posted:

scorpion was literally sold as "the big bang theory meets NCIS"

god knows how bad it is

They had to hook a USB cord up to a 777 as it flew 10 feet above the ground to download airport server data backups.

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

wheez the roux posted:

scorpion was literally sold as "the big bang theory meets NCIS"

god knows how bad it is

"Hello we're elite socially stunted hackers and we're going to hack a plane by hooking up a network cable to it in flight"

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Wasn't this the same coach who called a timeout with one second left in the game down by two scores against the Packers?

Miko
May 20, 2001

Where I come from, there's no such thing as kryptonite.

Industrial posted:

Why would you not change QBs at this point? Literally almost impossible to be worse at this point.
There is an entire half of football to play. Seriously, who is going to do what after they come out of the locker room.

TNF being TNF

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Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

TMMadman posted:

So it's ok to show a cancerous breast x-ray on tv, but you still can't swear.

This country has some seriously hosed up priorities.

Wait, do we need to swear so bad that it should somehow be allowed over cancer?

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