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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
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Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


that's cancer

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JunkDeluxe
Oct 21, 2008

Knowing Claudemir, I would be concerned about the various STD's he just rubbed out on that ball.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Soup and a Sandwich posted:



there were riot police at the ems, policing those thighs

Lol at his pear shape and love handles

bubblegumbo0
Apr 24, 2008

我的機動戰士是個ヤンデレ!
https://vine.co/v/OmIYHTK2VpE

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

I like the low camera angle to disguise the fact he's basically 10 feet away.

dAnni
Mar 7, 2006

I am the champ...

Lenin Riefenstahl
Sep 18, 2003

That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!
Wait, when have Manchester United ever played in blue???!

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Lenin Riefenstahl posted:

Wait, when have Manchester United ever played in blue???!



joke doesn't really work

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Lenin Riefenstahl posted:

Wait, when have Manchester United ever played in blue???!





90s kits best kits

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me

Holy poo poo lmao

also

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

but yeah for real reals of all the 2nd/3rd kits united have ever had, blue has probably been the most consistent colour, particularly in the last 20 years

http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Manchester_United/Manchester_United-change-kits.html



your joke is bad and you should feel bad

e: gently caress grez

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
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I swear this one has a soundtrack by the stone roses

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Shroud
May 11, 2009

FullLeatherJacket posted:

but yeah for real reals of all the 2nd/3rd kits united have ever had, blue has probably been the most consistent colour, particularly in the last 20 years

http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Manchester_United/Manchester_United-change-kits.html



your joke is bad and you should feel bad

e: gently caress grez

:stare: Some really British teeth there.

Lenin Riefenstahl
Sep 18, 2003

That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!
I won't recover

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Shroud posted:

:stare: Some really British teeth there.

Who is that. I want to read his wiki page.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

https://vine.co/v/OmjBVXBdLm7

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

That should be a corner

tbp fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Oct 3, 2014

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Does that count? Doesn't it have to touch someone?

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Gigi Galli posted:

Does that count? Doesn't it have to touch someone?

You cannot score from a throw in I think it's a corner after actually I'm not 100% sure and am probably making up the rules at this point.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

It was credited to a defender who "got a slight touch" on the ball.

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

tbp posted:

You cannot score from a throw in I think it's a corner after actually I'm not 100% sure and am probably making up the rules at this point.

Goal kick, since the last person to touch was an attacker
If that were his own net it would be a corner

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Wirth1000 posted:

Who is that. I want to read his wiki page.

I think it's Nobby Stiles

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Ninpo posted:

I think it's Nobby Stiles

Theres a cream for that

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Gotta love the guy jumping in front of the player who's doing the throw in.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Wirth1000 posted:

Who is that. I want to read his wiki page.

Yeah, it's Nobby Stiles.



Wikipedia posted:

He was an unlikely-looking footballer in many ways – he was very small, at a time when teenagers were being rejected by clubs purely because of their lack of height; he was also a wearer of dentures (the removal of which prior to matches gave him a gap-toothed expression which had the potential to scare). This was due to the fact that Stiles famously had his real teeth forcibly ripped out during a match early in his career. He became significantly bald at a young age and sported a dramatic comb-over; and he suffered from severe shortsightedness, meaning he needed strong contact lenses when playing and wore thick spectacles off the field. He has league and World Cup winner's medals, unlike Steven Gerrard, who is gash.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
The potential to scare


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Aug 31, 2004


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Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

amazing

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

FullLeatherJacket posted:

He was an unlikely-looking footballer in many ways – he was very small, at a time when teenagers were being rejected by clubs purely because of their lack of height; he was also a wearer of dentures (the removal of which prior to matches gave him a gap-toothed expression which had the potential to scare). This was due to the fact that Stiles famously had his real teeth forcibly ripped out during a match early in his career. He became significantly bald at a young age and sported a dramatic comb-over; and he suffered from severe shortsightedness, meaning he needed strong contact lenses when playing and wore thick spectacles off the field. He has league and World Cup winner's medals, unlike Steven Gerrard, who is gash.

This reads eerily like a bio of Rooney.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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corpuscollossus posted:

The potential to scare




why doesnt crouchie do this

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Imagine being a genetic waste of biomass yet winning.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Charlotte Hornets posted:

Imagine being a genetic waste of biomass yet winning.

Pegguy Arphexad has a name

eeS.
Nov 8, 2005

STUPID AS HELL!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je2MX4_8fUg

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004


The best part about this is that it wasnt even a goal becuase i dont think you can score right from a throw and idk if he touched it

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

He never recovered.

Adnar
Jul 11, 2002

This is the worst miss I've ever seen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jro_q1qWG1Q

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
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Adnar posted:

This is the worst miss I've ever seen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jro_q1qWG1Q

This one is just about as bad, and has the best commentary ever.

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Adnar
Jul 11, 2002

I remember watching that one and it pretty much Scotland's qualification too

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