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Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

red19fire posted:

Getting that dude on TUF with a McKenzie-tine twice in a row was probably his greatest achievement.

Also, guess who's back?

There's a more appropriate Nietzsche quote he could have gone with.

"You go to women? Do not forget the whip!"-Nietzsche.

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algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Is Battleground big enough to warrant its own thread? I am so psyched that it could be hilarious/trainwreck

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
honestly any time a b-league happens most of the GDT type posts have shifted to #mma and twitter, you can make one if you want, it's not like there's a rule against making GDTs, there's just a lack of people who give enough of a poo poo to make one

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!

LordPants posted:

Is Battleground big enough to warrant its own thread? I am so psyched that it could be hilarious/trainwreck

make one

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

LordPants posted:

Is Battleground big enough to warrant its own thread? I am so psyched that it could be hilarious/trainwreck

This is like a top 5 event of the year. Worth a thread.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

LordPants posted:

Is Battleground big enough to warrant its own thread? I am so psyched that it could be hilarious/trainwreck

We are not going to run out of threads anytime soon. Make the thread.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Bellator has some sick guitar riffs.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Kendall Grove: "every time I step in the cage, MMA fans should expect me to die trying."

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
What fight caused all that blood? :stonk:

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

PaganGoatPants posted:

What fight caused all that blood? :stonk:

Probably the Sokoudjou fight. He split his opponent up pretty good

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
"I didn't tap!"

Uh huh.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Well, there goes Karo's winning streak.

Roman Herbom
Aug 2, 2006
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't
Bellator just announced Manhoef v/s Joe Schilling

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Straus loving demolished Wilcox. Yesssss

pizza combos
Feb 23, 2011

LobsterMobster posted:

Straus loving demolished Wilcox. Yesssss

Beautiful counter. Good for Straus.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Food Court Druid posted:

Well, there goes Karo's winning streak.

Kinda random but, I didn't realize he won any fights lately, googled him and my antivirus came back and told me not to go to karoparisyan .com because "Exploit Blackhat SEO (type 1703)"

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

This is apropos of nothing, but is Joe Warren any good any more?

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

JHomer722 posted:

This is apropos of nothing, but is Joe Warren any good any more?

He's got one of the worst cases of Leaky Brain, and nearly gets finished against everyone. He wins against middlingly terrible dudes, but like Edward Dentist is going to crack his skull open and collect a prize

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Looks like Manhoef isn't fighting Halsey for the title next (which is probably a good thing for Manhoef) and is fighting kickboxer Joe Schilling at Bellator 131

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
which is good, i don't wanna see manhoef actually have a fight, i want him to brain cans on bellator

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
I love that they're giving Manhoef standup guys. With 8 counts I'd definitely pick Schilling, but MMA rules make it interesting. Also I agree that they should just have him fight cans. Nobody crushes a can like Manhoef. Nobody.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Updates from an SFL card that is apparently taking place tonight in Tacoma:

No Contest (equipment malfunction)



The best RNC defense: http://gfycat.com/TatteredPoorIggypops

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
Manhoef hits so goddamn hard

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:


Good to know people with worse builds than me are getting pro fights, I think.

Also is that Nashville?

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

How in the hell are all those people so nonchalant about that sweet knockout?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I really need to know ALOT more about this gif.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Captain Log posted:

I really need to know ALOT more about this gif.

This is the whole fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLIMlq0TrC4 (haven't watched the video myself)
The guy who scored the knockout is Wayland Comanche, which I have to say ranks pretty high on the MMA name list. I don't see him on Sherdog so I'm guessing this was an ammy fight.
e: just noticed the other dude's vibrating left leg :pwn:

colonel_korn fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Oct 6, 2014

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


This looks like some weird UFC videogame knockout where the knocked out fighter clipped through the cage and got stuck

Amazing

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
It's good to see Olaf on the other end of a highlight.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

After googling the area code of those phone number it looks like this was in Michigan. I'm glad Vanderbilt hasn't started holding fights between Mad Max 4 extras.

mewse
May 2, 2006

Tezcatlipoca posted:

How in the hell are all those people so nonchalant about that sweet knockout?

Seeing a knockout in person at a small venue is actually pretty disturbing

Roman Herbom
Aug 2, 2006
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't

quote:

@patmiletich
Ebola lands in D.C. and we can only hope a White House intern came into contact so as to deliver it to the belly of the beast.#NoFlyZone

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Pat Miletich already owns at ironic twitter.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/10/5/6834839/paulo-filho-opens-up-i-decided-to-respect-myself-and-not-fight

This is genuinely kinda sad =/

quote:

"That’s how I came to the conclusion that this fight wouldn’t be so important for me. Maybe that was important for Amilcar. Maybe. Maybe not. Honestly, and bringing myself down by saying this, it wouldn’t be important for Amilcar either. If he goes there and beats me, that means nothing. A bunch of nobodies, who haven’t fought anywhere, defeated me via decision when I wasn’t ready. That doesn’t mean poo poo. The thing is, I wasn’t motivated for this. I didn’t care about it. I just wanted to chill, relax with my birds, my dogs, and walk on the beach with my friends."

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
:smith:

I hope he gets himself together and goes on a run

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
I hope him, Karo and Baroni bunk together in a group home.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
if not the greatest thing ever written, this must be close:

I love strawberries, but one second later, I hate strawberries. I’m like that now. It’s hard to be an athlete with pathologies like that.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Triticum Guzzler posted:

if not the greatest thing ever written, this must be close:

I love strawberries, but one second later, I hate strawberries. I’m like that now. It’s hard to be an athlete with pathologies like that.

Unpublished Kafka short story discovered.

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omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


Was that tournament any good?

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