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Messyass: Dec 23, 2003

Suarez as that dragon that went nuts and then flew off.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 12:02

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# ? May 30, 2024 16:05

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Clint Dempsey raps at a FIFA 15 release party

:ughh:

# ? Sep 19, 2014 17:23

Parity warning: Nov 1, 2009; 3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

TheBigAristotle posted:

Clint Dempsey raps at a FIFA 15 release party

sick cameo by Jozy at the end

# ? Sep 20, 2014 11:55

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Liverpoo?

# ? Sep 20, 2014 18:19

advanced statsman: Dec 26, 2012; ISLAM FC

trem_two posted:

Liverpoo?

This is not the good Indian Super League Thread, sir!

# ? Sep 21, 2014 06:59

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

# ? Sep 21, 2014 15:16

jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

trem_two posted:

Wrong thread.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 17:56

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

quote:

Central to all this power-play was the immense Ki Sung-Yueng who is not just like a Rolls-Royce, but like a very good player driving a Rolls-Royce wearing a really great hat.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 09:56

Poonior Toilett: Aug 21, 2004; m'lady

trem_two posted:

lol

# ? Sep 22, 2014 12:49

tbp: Mar 1, 2008; DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

trem_two posted:

This is actually funny

# ? Sep 23, 2014 17:58

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Player ratings vs Leicester/Clattenburg
DDG - 3 - whats the point of a keeper when he doesnt even attempt to save a goal. let 5 past him

Evans - 1 - would of gotten 0 but since he got himself injured and is probably out for few months i gave him 1. stay the fk away.
Rafael -4 - needs to control his temper. 25 years of age.
Blackett - 3 : exposed as inexperienced. hopefully he will use the next few months to bulk up and learn from his mistakes
Rojo - 5: no a LB. should be moved to CB

Di maria - 9 - best player on pitch
Herrera - 7 - ok
Blind - 6 - ok
falcao- 6 - showed glimpse of a world class striker when he hit the bar.

RVP - 6 - scored a goal but doesnt seem to be RVP of last season, something is bugging.
Rooney - 0 - gently caress off and die.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 21:20

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

vyelkin posted:

Player ratings vs Leicester/Clattenburg
DDG - 3 - whats the point of a keeper when he doesnt even attempt to save a goal. let 5 past him

Evans - 1 - would of gotten 0 but since he got himself injured and is probably out for few months i gave him 1. stay the fk away.
Rafael -4 - needs to control his temper. 25 years of age.
Blackett - 3 : exposed as inexperienced. hopefully he will use the next few months to bulk up and learn from his mistakes
Rojo - 5: no a LB. should be moved to CB

Di maria - 9 - best player on pitch
Herrera - 7 - ok
Blind - 6 - ok
falcao- 6 - showed glimpse of a world class striker when he hit the bar.

RVP - 6 - scored a goal but doesnt seem to be RVP of last season, something is bugging.
Rooney - 0 - gently caress off and die.

wrong thread

# ? Sep 23, 2014 21:26

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vyelkin posted:

Rooney - 0 - gently caress off and die.

sassassin posted:

wrong thread

# ? Sep 24, 2014 05:52

not not luvd: Nov 17, 2006; My Arse!

I really want to see him perform like this in the champion's league. There is nothing Robben and Di Maria can do that Nani cannot match. I don't care how much ridicule I get for re-iterating this but if Nani continues like this domestically and in the CL he will show everyone he can be a top 5 world player.

# ? Sep 25, 2014 15:01

Poonior Toilett: Aug 21, 2004; m'lady

vyelkin posted:

Player ratings vs Leicester/Clattenburg
DDG - 3 - whats the point of a keeper when he doesnt even attempt to save a goal. let 5 past him

Evans - 1 - would of gotten 0 but since he got himself injured and is probably out for few months i gave him 1. stay the fk away.
Rafael -4 - needs to control his temper. 25 years of age.
Blackett - 3 : exposed as inexperienced. hopefully he will use the next few months to bulk up and learn from his mistakes
Rojo - 5: no a LB. should be moved to CB

Di maria - 9 - best player on pitch
Herrera - 7 - ok
Blind - 6 - ok
falcao- 6 - showed glimpse of a world class striker when he hit the bar.

RVP - 6 - scored a goal but doesnt seem to be RVP of last season, something is bugging.
Rooney - 0 - gently caress off and die.

Everything seems to be in order here

# ? Sep 27, 2014 03:32

The Mash: Feb 17, 2007; You have to say I can open my presents

Heck, the ratings and text for the front 6 are basically directly applicable to the West Ham game too

# ? Sep 28, 2014 10:24

PirateBob: Jun 14, 2003

vyelkin posted:

Player ratings vs Leicester/Clattenburg
DDG - 3 - whats the point of a keeper when he doesnt even attempt to save a goal. let 5 past him

Evans - 1 - would of gotten 0 but since he got himself injured and is probably out for few months i gave him 1. stay the fk away.
Rafael -4 - needs to control his temper. 25 years of age.
Blackett - 3 : exposed as inexperienced. hopefully he will use the next few months to bulk up and learn from his mistakes
Rojo - 5: no a LB. should be moved to CB

Di maria - 9 - best player on pitch
Herrera - 7 - ok
Blind - 6 - ok
falcao- 6 - showed glimpse of a world class striker when he hit the bar.

RVP - 6 - scored a goal but doesnt seem to be RVP of last season, something is bugging.
Rooney - 0 - gently caress off and die.

Why did you post this?

# ? Sep 28, 2014 14:14

Pantsuit: Oct 28, 2013

vyelkin posted:

Player ratings vs Leicester/Clattenburg
DDG - 3 - whats the point of a keeper when he doesnt even attempt to save a goal. let 5 past him

Evans - 1 - would of gotten 0 but since he got himself injured and is probably out for few months i gave him 1. stay the fk away.
Rafael -4 - needs to control his temper. 25 years of age.
Blackett - 3 : exposed as inexperienced. hopefully he will use the next few months to bulk up and learn from his mistakes
Rojo - 5: no a LB. should be moved to CB

Di maria - 9 - best player on pitch
Herrera - 7 - ok
Blind - 6 - ok
falcao- 6 - showed glimpse of a world class striker when he hit the bar.

RVP - 6 - scored a goal but doesnt seem to be RVP of last season, something is bugging.
Rooney - 0 - gently caress off and die.

seems like a good post to me op

# ? Sep 29, 2014 12:37

rats off to ya: Jul 22, 2008

# ? Sep 30, 2014 02:14

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

rats off to ya posted:

Please tell me Jozy is mentioned.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 09:16

Parity warning: Nov 1, 2009; 3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

rats off to ya posted:

5 things to watch in the Champions League, drat that's some clickbait right there

-- SOCCER
-- SIZZLING UPPER 90 NET SLAMS
-- FANCY LADS
-- HITLER
-- JOZY PROBABLY

# ? Sep 30, 2014 09:37

Modus Trollens: Sep 12, 2010

rats off to ya posted:

quote:

Julian Green (Bayern Munich, on loan at Hamburg), 19

Green ticks all the boxes for Real Madrid -- the mere thought of a United States international and the impact that could have economically will have the Bernab�u money men reaching for a stiff drink. And the former Germany under-19 international does the business on the pitch as well. He featured for the U.S. at the World Cup, banging in an extra time volley against Belgium two minutes after coming off the bench to become the youngest World Cup scorer since one Lionel Messi in 2006. Comparisons there may be a little premature, but Green is a potential superstar no doubt, and perhaps the key to 'soccer' finally cracking that pesky American market.

Also neither Bale nor James are listed idk

# ? Sep 30, 2014 10:18

Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

So what are Benzema's new boots and what makes them so crazy?

# ? Sep 30, 2014 12:47

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

Dunban posted:

So what are Benzema's new boots and what makes them so crazy?

http://instagram.com/p/thYTl_l3d-

# ? Sep 30, 2014 13:27

Healbot: Jul 7, 2006; very very very fucjable
very vywr very

Shoes fit for a kiddie diddler.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 13:30

Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

sassassin posted:

http://instagram.com/p/thYTl_l3d-

He looks Anelka levels of thrilled.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 13:37

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

# ? Oct 1, 2014 13:30

PirateBob: Jun 14, 2003

Jippa posted:

Such massive wankers :cawg:

# ? Oct 1, 2014 14:12

Vexin: Jan 13, 2014

Jippa posted:

Roma responded: https://twitter.com/OfficialASRoma/status/517349886648647680

# ? Oct 1, 2014 18:59

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Vexin posted:

Roma responded: https://twitter.com/OfficialASRoma/status/517349886648647680

Gonna laugh if Roma lose that one.

# ? Oct 1, 2014 19:07

Earthy Ape Unit: Jun 17, 2014; by XyloJW

Yeah that's kinda asking for it. I would have just responded with something like "might want to update that."

# ? Oct 1, 2014 19:31

The Clit Avoider: Aug 11, 2002; El Profesional

Considering Totti's played more games in European competitions than City, that goal on English soil was going to come sooner or later.

# ? Oct 1, 2014 19:34

Ewar Woowar: Feb 25, 2007

Bigsoccer on Julian Green

quote:

who the F' is Raheem Sterling? Just another decent wing. Green can be WAY better than that. He already has better ball control.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 03:24

Byolante: Mar 23, 2008; by Cyrano4747

Ewar Woowar posted:

Bigsoccer on Julian Green

Does he also run like a chernoble child, this is important

# ? Oct 3, 2014 08:12

Hashtag Banterzone: Dec 8, 2005; Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

Fabregas is just another bloody Chelsea player now.

Sorry, but there it is.

Another one of the hordes of the overpaid, the parked, the stolen, the loaned, the returned-from-loan, of the great blood-money enterprise.

I personally hope Arsenal fans boo EVERY Chelsea players EVERY touch on Sunday.

But maybe they could hiss as well when Fabregas is on the ball.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 17:33

Thirteenth Step: Mar 3, 2004

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

Fabregas is just another bloody Chelsea player now.

Sorry, but there it is.

Another one of the hordes of the overpaid, the parked, the stolen, the loaned, the returned-from-loan, of the great blood-money enterprise.

I personally hope Arsenal fans boo EVERY Chelsea players EVERY touch on Sunday.

But maybe they could hiss as well when Fabregas is on the ball.

I love the arsenal fans who forget conveniently that Henry did basically the same thing as Fabregas except they worship him.

# ? Oct 4, 2014 12:57

8raz: Jun 22, 2007; He's Scouse, He's Sound.

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

Fabregas is just another bloody Chelsea player now.

Sorry, but there it is.

Another one of the hordes of the overpaid, the parked, the stolen, the loaned, the returned-from-loan, of the great blood-money enterprise.

I personally hope Arsenal fans boo EVERY Chelsea players EVERY touch on Sunday.

But maybe they could hiss as well when Fabregas is on the ball.

Arsenal fans would never hiss.

# ? Oct 4, 2014 15:59

Ravel: Dec 23, 2009; There's no story

Thirteenth Step posted:

I love the arsenal fans who forget conveniently that Henry did basically the same thing as Fabregas except they worship him.

Cesc would still have been loved had he stayed in Barcelona.

# ? Oct 4, 2014 17:51

itsjustdrew: May 13, 2014; The more you quote me, the worse I post
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I DON'T NEED TO READ TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

Vexin posted:

Roma responded: https://twitter.com/OfficialASRoma/status/517349886648647680

As a united fan, it pains me, but I want city to win, so bad.

# ? Oct 4, 2014 18:01

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# ? May 30, 2024 16:05

8raz: Jun 22, 2007; He's Scouse, He's Sound.

itsjustdrew posted:

As a united fan, it pains me, but I want city to win, so bad.

Right thread

# ? Oct 4, 2014 18:04

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