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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Lurdiak posted:

Hopefully this is appropriate to post in this thread as well....




:ghost: Ooooo! :ghost: I'm hosting a horror stream for October! Every Friday, Saturday and Sunday, until the end of the month, we'll be watching two horror films per night! This year's theme is sequels. It starts Friday October 3rd, at 8:30 PM Eastern, and it's hosted at http://www.ustream.tv/channel/scream-stream-part-2! The featured films on this inaugural night will be:



Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Meyers

and



Return of the Living Dead: Part II

But there's more... there'll be extra spooky stuff playing after the films. And there's going to be a raffle... a raffle for...



Tune in for the details!

We're live in 18 minutes! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/scream-stream-part-2

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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
Speaking of Fraser, how is this not a horror movie poster?

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

Addams Family Values shits all over it.

Addams Family Values loving rules. I had all these fond memories of the Addams Family movies, and then I went back and watched the original Addams Family only to reminded that all of the good poo poo I remember from the franchise happened in the sequel. The only really stand-out parts of The Addams Family were the Mamushka and Wednesday and Puggsley's Hamlet scene. Also any scene with Anjelica Huston. Raul Julia was amazing as Gomez but Anjelica Huston was the real unspoken star of the Addams Family movies.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

This, but about the 1933 Mummy.

He he he -- he went for a little walk!

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



The first 15 minutes of The Collection is probably the absolute dumbest, ridiculous, give-no-fucks, stupid part of a horror movie I have ever seen and I love it.

e: Considering the first one was a Saw rip-off I approve that they turned this one into a Saw parody.

weekly font fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Oct 4, 2014

XIII
Feb 11, 2009


weekly font posted:

The first 15 minutes of The Collection is probably the absolute dumbest, ridiculous, give-no-fucks, stupid part of a horror movie I have ever seen and I love it.

e: Considering the first one was a Saw rip-off I approve that they turned this one into a Saw parody.

It's not really a ripoff, considering it was written to be a prequel to the first Saw.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
So are The Collector and The Collection any good then, or at least not so bad that I'll regret watching them?

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



XIII posted:

It's not really a ripoff, considering it was written to be a prequel to the first Saw.

Technically, sure. But it was shoved out there during the peak of the elaborate-murder-trap thing that Saw had us going through for a bit.

King Vidiot posted:

So are The Collector and The Collection any good then, or at least not so bad that I'll regret watching them?

The first one is pretty bad but The Collection is ridiculous enough to be entertaining throughout. And when you take out the credits it's like 80 minutes.

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

weekly font posted:

The first time I saw that movie that was the moment I knew I was in love.

Watched Invaders from Mars remake last night. I remembered it as one of those Saturday afternoon matinee movies that would always be shown around here on the local channel. I also remembered it scaring the poo poo out of me as a child and figured it couldn't be nearly that bad. Nope. Still a pretty hosed up movie and unsettling almost all the way through. Even the dumbest alien designs have a visceral weirdness to them. It's just such a weird movie in tone. Like, it's centered around a kid and the teacher becomes the main villain so you'd think it's for kids but it's way too hosed up and real in how the kid slowly loses everyone around him he loves (fear numero uno for children whether they know it or not). Pro watch.

I made sure to get this on DVD a couple years back (it's a double-bill with something lovely I think). I need to break it out this month because it's been a looooong time.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

SALT CURES HAM posted:

It just occurred to me that the Russian roulette bit from The Den (2013) was supposed to be faked in the narrative. I think part of why I assumed the villain was internet Cthulhu rather than a random greasy porn site was because I figured the girl actually shot herself and survived it, which gave her getting up and laughing at the camera afterwards a major "insane cultist" vibe.

Everything in The Den that isn't actually part of the story is just them riffing on Internet Things in an incredibly accurate way. I'll say it again: They made a dancing dick puppet a recurring gag and not only wasn't it irritating it was loving poignant

schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.
The Collector movies are always first to my mind when the "mean" horror movie topic comes up.

Those movies are filthy.


What is the name of the movie with nazi-dracula that they have locked in a farmhouse and feed him drifters?

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

King Vidiot posted:

So are The Collector and The Collection any good then, or at least not so bad that I'll regret watching them?

I just finished watching The Collection with a friend and I would say it is one of the worst films I've seen in a long while. IMDB gives it over 6/10, which I'm amazed by.
I mean, I watched and enjoyed every Saw movie at the cinema so it's not like I have great taste or anything. I was hoping this one would be a great stupid boobytrap/torture show, but instead it was actually offensively dumb.
And for an R-rated film I expected the gore to be full-on, but I found it to be pretty drat mild.

Mouser..
Apr 1, 2010

schwenz posted:

What is the name of the movie with nazi-dracula that they have locked in a farmhouse and feed him drifters?

Blood Creek

schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

Mouser.. posted:

Blood Creek

sweet. I'm watching that tonight.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

sticklefifer posted:

I'd almost consider Blue Ruin a horror movie with the tension it raises throughout, and the unflinching brutality in it. I loved that they could pull off something like have him hesitantly stab-fight a guy, slip on his blood, and have the guy convulse on the floor, because that's exactly how a revenge murder probably happens: Ugly and awkward.

I love that movie so much. It's just got this awful, rising dread throughout the whole movie. I had to talk myself out of using it for my 31 Days of Horror thing because it may be stretching it too far. But drat, it's a lot like a dirty, low-budget, horror No Country For Old Men.

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006

BioTech posted:

I once read something about how the cross didn't really matter, but the faith behind it that repelled vampires. So if you really believed in another religion, you could use those symbols to the same effect. Then a yuppy used his credit card to scare off a vampire because he was absolutely convinced his money made him superior.

It almost had to have been a story in one of those World of Darkness books.
The Vampire Lestat is not a good book, but one point I do like about it is there are vampires whose fear of religion is essentially rooted in their own loathing and assumptions about themselves. They view the world and themselves through a Christian framework.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Gromit posted:

I just finished watching The Collection with a friend and I would say it is one of the worst films I've seen in a long while. IMDB gives it over 6/10, which I'm amazed by.
I mean, I watched and enjoyed every Saw movie at the cinema so it's not like I have great taste or anything. I was hoping this one would be a great stupid boobytrap/torture show, but instead it was actually offensively dumb.
And for an R-rated film I expected the gore to be full-on, but I found it to be pretty drat mild.

So are the later Saw movies but this is self-aware enough to embrace how stupid it is. I knew nothing about it going in but I couldn't stop laughing during the entire club opening. That loving combine thresher man, what the gently caress?

It Just Got Worse
Oct 30, 2012

Timeless Appeal posted:

The Vampire Lestat is not a good book, but one point I do like about it is there are vampires whose fear of religion is essentially rooted in their own loathing and assumptions about themselves. They view the world and themselves through a Christian framework.

Matheson's I Am Legend does a similar thing with its explanation of why vampires are so affected by religious imagery.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Toad Road was dope as hell.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.





Tonight's features are:



Critters 2: The Main Course

and



From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money

Tune in at 8:30 Eastern tonight, and find out who won the Pizza Raffle. http://www.ustream.tv/channel/scream-stream-part-2

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006
The Carrie remake is really pretty solid. I really like reading Carrie a a Christ who decides, "Nah, gently caress it. Humanity's awful. Old School Vengeful God is right."

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

weekly font posted:

Toad Road was dope as hell.

Excellent.


Timeless Appeal posted:

The Carrie remake is really pretty solid. I really like reading Carrie a a Christ who decides, "Nah, gently caress it. Humanity's awful. Old School Vengeful God is right."

It's pretty redundant, but I really like Julianne Moore and Chloe Grace.

ClearAirTurbulence
Apr 20, 2010
The earth has music for those who listen.

It Just Got Worse posted:

Matheson's I Am Legend does a similar thing with its explanation of why vampires are so affected by religious imagery.

I read an SF book that went the other way, the cross weakness was one of the only real weaknesses and it was scientific, not supernatural - if a vampire had perpendicular lines extending a certain percentage of their field of view, they would go into a grand mal seizure. It didn't have to be a cross, all the right angles in human architecture were enough to drive them extinct.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

The best vampire lore is from the X-Files episode "Bad Blood" where vampires allegedly having a form of obsessive-compulsive disorder comes into play in the story in a significant way.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Zwabu posted:

The best vampire lore is from the X-Files episode "Bad Blood" where vampires allegedly having a form of obsessive-compulsive disorder comes into play in the story in a significant way.

And they pay taxes.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Zwabu posted:

The best vampire lore is from the X-Files episode "Bad Blood" where vampires allegedly having a form of obsessive-compulsive disorder comes into play in the story in a significant way.

Bad Blood also has this scene. I need to watch more X-Files.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

weekly font posted:

So are the later Saw movies but this is self-aware enough to embrace how stupid it is. I knew nothing about it going in but I couldn't stop laughing during the entire club opening. That loving combine thresher man, what the gently caress?

I didn't get this from it at all. It just disappointed me completely, especially for the ropey CG used in place of simple practical effects everyone else would have used.

schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.
Ghost ship did it better with the cable thing.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Lurdiak posted:




Tonight's features are:



Critters 2: The Main Course

and



From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money

Tune in at 8:30 Eastern tonight, and find out who won the Pizza Raffle. http://www.ustream.tv/channel/scream-stream-part-2

Live in 20! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/scream-stream-part-2

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


ClearAirTurbulence posted:

I read an SF book that went the other way, the cross weakness was one of the only real weaknesses and it was scientific, not supernatural - if a vampire had perpendicular lines extending a certain percentage of their field of view, they would go into a grand mal seizure. It didn't have to be a cross, all the right angles in human architecture were enough to drive them extinct.

Blindsight by Peter Watts. The vampires there weren't supernatural at all, just an old relative of humanity that evolved to prey on prehistoric humans.

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.

Come other 2 people who love Toad Road, let us run before they stone us.

Movie is reeeeaaaaal good. Also, my favorite line is when Whitleigh bursts in all hosed up and says "I just hurt my fuckin' arm so bad. I really did, I cut it on like uhhhh a thermometer or somethin'"

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Gromit posted:

I didn't get this from it at all. It just disappointed me completely, especially for the ropey CG used in place of simple practical effects everyone else would have used.

I just watched this movie not really knowing anything beyond the basic premise going in and holy lol how did you come out thinking the film was remotely serious and not just a send up of the saw/torture porn genre. The entire thing is rediculously over the top and stylized to a hilarious extent. His base is literally called the motel Argento. Nothing in the movie makes any sense, it's just throwing as much cool/weird poo poo as possible and seeing what sticks.

Anyways beyond the dude who really missed the point I thought it was a fun black comic/action ride that never let up. The arm rebreaking scene also made me cringe pretty badly

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

The people who made Mondo Cane were the same kind of idiots, ditto the people who made Banned From TV, who founded Ogrish.com (now Liveleak), Rotten.com, etc. I mean, there are "powerful statement" shock films, see: Earthlings, Executions, the beloved Killing of America, etc. But the Mondo film is exploitation, first and foremost.

Just watched this. Some amazing footage. The interview with James Hoskins for example.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Just watched this. Some amazing footage. The interview with James Hoskins for example.

It's one of my favorites, ever.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
Thanks a lot for mentioning it. I haven't seen anything quite like it.

quote:

While you watched this movie, five of us were murdered. One was the random killing of a stranger.

Dissapointed Owl fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Oct 5, 2014

justlikedunkirk
Dec 24, 2006
VOD/iTunes update

ABCs of Death 2 is offensively bad. You have 26 directors, and you can't come up with one good loving short? Some of these are pure dreck, while others are too boring and forgettable. Nothing comes close to the same level as, say, Dogfight or Orgasm from the first one. K, M, O, W and Z are my favourites I guess, but I'm really neither here nor there on them. I find it amazing how both of these movies suck. They should just axe this project altogether.

And Horns is fun! Aja branches out a little bit, but his love of gore and nastiness shows itself from time to time here. It's absolutely silly of course, but I embraced it and had a good time. And Aja somehow got a lot of good people together on this to make it look far better than it has any right being. I mean, this is shot by the same cinematographer as Eraserhead.

Going to try Open Windows next, I hope. Adore Timecrimes, but I didn't like Extraterrestrial. This looks like complete crap but a friend of mine praised it when he saw it back at SXSW, so I guess I'll see.

Sad Mammal
Feb 5, 2008

You see me laughin
Just puttin' it out there: Lurdiak's Scream Stream is legit.



Thanks for the free pizza man!

Slackerish
Jan 1, 2007

Hail Boognish

justlikedunkirk posted:

ABCs of Death 2 is offensively bad. You have 26 directors, and you can't come up with one good loving short? Some of these are pure dreck, while others are too boring and forgettable. Nothing comes close to the same level as, say, Dogfight or Orgasm from the first one. K, M, O, W and Z are my favourites I guess, but I'm really neither here nor there on them. I find it amazing how both of these movies suck. They should just axe this project altogether.

And Horns is fun! Aja branches out a little bit, but his love of gore and nastiness shows itself from time to time here. It's absolutely silly of course, but I embraced it and had a good time. And Aja somehow got a lot of good people together on this to make it look far better than it has any right being. I mean, this is shot by the same cinematographer as Eraserhead.


Which ones did you hate? It was mostly underwhelming but still consistently better than the first one? I liked enough of the shorts that I would recommend it sans a few really bad ones (the found footage vacation one, the crossword puzzle, the one with the animated heads attacking each other).

And I had no idea Horns was shot by the same guy who did Eraserhead. Watching now.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Profondo Rosso posted:

I just watched this movie not really knowing anything beyond the basic premise going in and holy lol how did you come out thinking the film was remotely serious and not just a send up of the saw/torture porn genre. The entire thing is rediculously over the top and stylized to a hilarious extent. His base is literally called the motel Argento. Nothing in the movie makes any sense, it's just throwing as much cool/weird poo poo as possible and seeing what sticks.

Anyways beyond the dude who really missed the point I thought it was a fun black comic/action ride that never let up. The arm rebreaking scene also made me cringe pretty badly

For me it just didn't work, that's all. Also I've no idea who Argento is so that was lost on me.

I just felt it was pretty lazy. There's lots of films I'll watch again, but this wasn't one of them.
I agree with you that nothing made sense, but I don't agree that any of what they showed was cool or weird enough to make the trip worthwhile.

But some of you enjoyed it and that's fair enough. This isn't a horror movie hugbox thread and just thought I'd post my dissenting opinion on what others have said.

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sethsez
Jul 14, 2006

He's soooo dreamy...

Gromit posted:

I've no idea who Argento is

You need to watch Suspiria and Deep Red ASAP.

Follow those with Bird With The Crystal Plumage, Tenebre and Opera.

Then go to Inferno and Phenomena.

Don't watch anything he made after 1987.

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