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I can't eat orange foods and drink without thinking of Dan's Three-Packet-Nickelodeon story.
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# ? May 11, 2024 12:52 |
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Dan is pretty bad but they all are so he fits right in hth
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# ? Oct 4, 2014 12:09 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic3PU-1Tf18 Dan Ryckert is the king of games
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# ? Oct 4, 2014 15:43 |
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recent episode he talks about how he pukes whenever he drinks i.e. more than your average bulemic person. including once in a japanese taxi right before meeting swery (i think, maybe he said suda51) to talk about wwe wrestling. the fat guy was like "why are you drinking on the job, dan?" and dan said that this was a side project and therefore being totally wasted was fine.
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# ? Oct 4, 2014 16:20 |
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Dan Ryckert did nothing wrong
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# ? Oct 4, 2014 16:27 |
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Real hurthling! posted:recent episode he talks about how he pukes whenever he drinks i.e. more than your average bulemic person. including once in a japanese taxi right before meeting swery (i think, maybe he said suda51) to talk about wwe wrestling. the fat guy was like "why are you drinking on the job, dan?" and dan said that this was a side project and therefore being totally wasted was fine. dan is cool
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# ? Oct 4, 2014 16:42 |
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Jackie D posted:dan is cool a greed
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# ? Oct 4, 2014 16:46 |
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Dan Ryckert unironically thinks that cooking is a waste of time when you have things like drive thrus. Also he thinks Taco Bell is literally the best food ever. He is the biggest autist on Giant Bomb and it's pretty great.
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# ? Oct 4, 2014 17:34 |
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Verisimilidude posted:Dan Ryckert unironically thinks that cooking is a waste of time when you have things like drive thrus. Also he thinks Taco Bell is literally the best food ever. He is the biggest autist on Giant Bomb and it's pretty great. the rollercoaster video is proof that dan is too dumb for even jeff to keep up with any more
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# ? Oct 4, 2014 17:43 |
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he really is the karl pilkington to giantbomb's ricky gervais just wait until brad develops a high pitched hyena laugh
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# ? Oct 4, 2014 22:29 |
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brad is too loving fat to laugh anymore did you see him this week loving hell
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# ? Oct 4, 2014 22:31 |
BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:brad is too loving fat to laugh anymore Broadly Shoemaker
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# ? Oct 4, 2014 22:39 |
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Please be nice to Brad Shoemaker he's my best friend.
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 01:14 |
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I took a selfie with brad on his birthday :3
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 01:15 |
Great Joe posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRJf8RbxYE8 i harbor great fantasies of game room making a comeback, but with a less lovely pricing model and way better library my take on game room is 1) one free play per day on any game - not just one free play at all, forever, per account, which is loving stupid. this means you can participate in challenges sent by friends who own games you don't 2) games cost a dollar to own forever - all of them. go ahead and do a bundle deal where you save a dollar or two for buying a bunch of them at once; who cares. don't gouge motherfuckers wanting to play a 20+ year old atari game 3) just bend over backwards to get companies to license their games to you - you're microsoft. just go up to capcom, tell them to imagine the biggest number they can, and then write that number on a check and give it to them. you won't miss the money EVER 4) do the games with gold thing and give away one free game a month oh wow a permanent community playing and enjoying oldass videogames they'd never otherwise bother with how'd that happen
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 01:23 |
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that but instead of 1 dollar to own the game forever it's 25 cents per token and 2-5 bux to own, theres no way you're convincing the shell companies of those old-rear end games to sell their game for a buck the return of arcades in the virtual world, Cool rear end Gamers burning through games with pocket change e: tbh i'd straight up buy an xbone if they managed to bring back the game room but also got those crazy japanese arcade games with scannable cards and poo poo, they totally could mimic that poo poo with the kinect Neurolimal fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Oct 5, 2014 |
# ? Oct 5, 2014 01:47 |
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i still cant believe how garbage the arcade selection they put out for game room was, wasn't sunset riders supposed to come out eventually, but they hosed up game room so hard that the service died out before they got to that game pack?
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 02:01 |
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Neurolimal posted:i still cant believe how garbage the arcade selection they put out for game room was, wasn't sunset riders supposed to come out eventually, but they hosed up game room so hard that the service died out before they got to that game pack? They got to, and released, the rest of that game pack. But sunset riders was never made available even after everybody who was still using gameroom (so, probably just Jeff) had already downloaded it
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 02:18 |
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 02:41 |
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Liquid Penguins posted:I can't eat orange foods and drink without thinking of Dan's Three-Packet-Nickelodeon story.
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 02:42 |
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He is so precious
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 03:04 |
Has Dan ever taken one of those internet food challenges? He seems like the kind of person that would.
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 03:15 |
Neurolimal posted:e: tbh i'd straight up buy an xbone if they managed to bring back the game room but also got those crazy japanese arcade games with scannable cards and poo poo, they totally could mimic that poo poo with the kinect please remember ps3's eye of judgement and also remember how much that ultimately sucked augmented reality was neat for as long as hologram games and VR games were - the very first time you did them, and then it was near vertical vanishing returns
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 03:32 |
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Dan seems like the kind of guy who doesn't eat fruit and if he goes to a restaurant has to order from the kids menu/appetizer list to be satisfied.
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 04:12 |
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Verisimilidude posted:Dan seems like the kind of guy who doesn't eat fruit and if he goes to a restaurant has to order from the kids menu/appetizer list to be satisfied. Please don't nugshame.
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 04:13 |
Dan Ryckert at a restaurant "Can I get a kids' menu please? Thanks. Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I'll have the MAc N' Cheese and could you add three times as much cheese to that? I'm going to the bar later. Thanks" *takes out velcro wallet to pay and plays with the velcro while the waiter gets his change*
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 04:21 |
glad i'm too loving old and uncool to know who the gently caress dan ryckert is
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 04:26 |
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matrix ripoff posted:glad i'm too loving old and uncool to know who the gently caress dan ryckert is Don't worry, he will be dead soon. this is a man that throws hot food into the freezer because he cooks like 6 whole chickens every week for himself at the same time and then defrosts them in a really unsafe way
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 09:32 |
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giant bomb is cool. i thought dan was super annoying but i'm coming around on him. thanks for reading my post and have a good night
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 10:16 |
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dan must be a loving genius to survive how stupid he is, it's amazing
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 13:01 |
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Dan Ryckert is the ultimate games journalist.
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 14:32 |
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dan is a beautiful man. we should all be more like dan, just not in our diet or drinking habits.
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 16:54 |
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I'm surprised he didn't kill himself by drinking seawater while telling all the Californians around him what the hell is wrong with you look at all this water stop having a drought
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# ? Oct 5, 2014 17:18 |
Dan was roofied by his mother in 2007
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 06:03 |
Matthew Rorie takes 3 showers a day.
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 21:40 |
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Dan ryckert wanted to be a cop because he was watching 24 and thought jack Bauer was cool
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 21:42 |
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Dan's great, just really stupid. The podcast is so much better with him on it, everyweek a new chapter is added to his saga of insanity.
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 21:44 |
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Dan thinks drugs are bad. He's mad that all drug users aren't arrested. Jeez cops get with it!
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 21:53 |
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Dan is pretty much what the rest of the world thinks americans are like, right?
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 21:59 |
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well no, hes not fat, just dumb
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