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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Drink-Mix Man posted:

So I'm watching TV today Woo! TV! Yeah! All I keep seein' is dead celebrities hawking products. The got poor Vincent Price floating around on a toilet cake tellin' me about "the horrors of an unfresh bowl."

And I tell you something else: I do not believe Winston Churchill would eat at Der Wienerschnitzel! :mad:

Ich bin ein Berliner. :hitler:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Jiminy jillikers. Jiminy jillikers. Jiminy jillikers!

You've posted this quote so many times the words have lost all meaning!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jerusalem posted:

You've posted this quote so many times the words have lost all meaning!

D'oh!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Bake him away, toys :smug:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Do over Ham posted:

Ich bin ein Berliner. :hitler:

Ich bin ein Springfield swap meet patron!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

You've posted this quote so many times the words have lost all meaning!

Yahoo Serious Festival

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

You've posted this quote so many times the words have lost all meaning!

Stop, you're polishing bone!

Crackerman
Jun 23, 2005

Do over Ham, did you polish your head in the Shin-O Ball-O?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Crackerman posted:

Do over Ham, did you polish your head in the Shin-O Ball-O?

Snuh!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

Stop, you're polishing bone!

Stop.... stop! He's already dead....

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees




Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Jerusalem posted:

Bake him away, toys :smug:

Now, Jerusalem, I know what you're thinking.

I want to take the pressure off.

Now, it doesn't take a `whiz' to know that you're looking out for `Number One'.

Well! Listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Are cartoons too violent for children? Most people would say, "No, of course not, what kind of stupid question is that?"

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

Stop, you're polishing bone!

Do over Ham lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Everything Counts posted:

Stop.... stop! He's already dead....

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

TMMadman posted:

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

John Smith 1886?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

Do over Ham lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!

Do you have my teef?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

Do you have my teef?

Ow! He bit me with my own teeth!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Everything Counts posted:

Ow! He bit me with my own teeth!

You know that rattle when you shake a can of paint? That's a kids tooth!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

You know that rattle when you shake a can of paint? That's a kids tooth!

His can control is excellent.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

His can control is excellent.

Release the robotic Richard Simmons!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Release the robotic Richard Simmons!

Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead -- do your worst!

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


Do over Ham posted:

Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead -- do your worst!

I'll leave you with what we all came here to see:

Hardcore nudity!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mira posted:

I'll leave you with what we all came here to see:

Hardcore nudity!

Thanks for not making fun of my genetalia.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead -- do your worst!

Ow. Ow. Ow. Do Over Ham, I was thinking of promoting you to assistant superintendent but, instead, that plum goes to Jersalem.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Mira posted:

I'll leave you with what we all came here to see:

Hardcore nudity!

Shake shake shake!
Shake shake shake!
Shake that booty!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



TMMadman posted:

Ow. Ow. Ow. Do Over Ham, I was thinking of promoting you to assistant superintendent but, instead, that plum goes to Jersalem.

I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.

Maybe someday I'll turn into a swan...

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.

Hey, this drink is delicious! And my phlegm feels looser!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

MondayHotDog posted:

His can control is excellent.

I've turned these cans into "can-dos"!

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.
Number eight.

*belch*

Number eight.

*belch*

Number eight.

*belch*

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Ich bin ein Springfield swap meet patron!

I need a shower and a drink

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Skeesix posted:

I need a shower and a drink

I'm feeling kind of low, Skeesix. Got any of that beer that has candy floatin' in it? You know, Skittlebrau?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Everything Counts posted:

Ow! He bit me with my own teeth!

OW! This sandwich took a bite out of me!

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

PT6A posted:

OW! This sandwich took a bite out of me!

In Rand McNally, people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

In Rand McNally, people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Now calm down, Bouvy.

These babies will be in the gif thread while he's still grappling with the pickle-matrix!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

Jersalem.

But surely there is something that I and my $600 could offer?

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

CatchrNdRy posted:

I've turned these cans into "can-dos"!

Don't do what Donny Don't does...

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Bake 'em away, toys...

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