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TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
Classic Funky

I'm sure no one is tired of Band Candy jokes yet.

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Insufferable Git
Jan 1, 2012

Insufferable Git fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Oct 6, 2014

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

I am so glad I never had to sell band candy. Or fundraise much in general. My mom would usually just buy the bare minimum of whatever was being sold for the household and then my brother and I wouldn't have to go door to door or whatever.

Not like we had much of an ability to go door to door halfway up the side of a mountain in the Poconos. Made Halloween a pain in the rear end, though.

Great Moments in Rock 'n' Roll

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
Sergio Aragones


The Lighter Side of Money (MAD #134, April 1970)


Don Martin Dept. (MAD #169, September 1974)


Spy vs. Spy

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

TofuDiva posted:

Classic Funky

I'm sure no one is tired of Band Candy jokes yet.



Fun fact: These strips were already yellowed with age at the time of their original publication.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo (October 8, 1956)



But Anyway...: After losing the first two games of the '56 World Series, the return to their home field lights a fire under the Yankees, as they take Saturday's game 3 5-3, and Sunday's game 4 6-2. But that was just the prologue, because on October 8th, Yankee pitcher Don Larsen presides over the only post-season perfect game in MLB history. The Dodgers didn't score or even make it to base. Yankees take game 5 2-0, giving them a 3-2 lead in the series.

And yeah, I know I'm still talking baseball when we're back on the cowbirds, but you never know when these things are going to come up again.

Peanuts: Year One (July 5-7, 1951)





EasyEW fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Oct 7, 2014

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

I'm just gonna chalk this one up to what I will refer to as "Clint's Folly".

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Modesty Blaise



Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I'm disappointed nobody commented on my edit to yesterday's Inspector Danger. I thought it was funny. The actual solution was that I didn't change it at all, I just made it look like I did. It really did say the person was too fat to tie their shoes.

Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Andertoons


Lost Side of Suburbia



Dick Tracy


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Wanamingo posted:

I'm disappointed nobody commented on my edit to yesterday's Inspector Danger. I thought it was funny. The actual solution was that I didn't change it at all, I just made it look like I did. It really did say the person was too fat to tie their shoes.
I tried to look it up to check it, but I couldn't find the one you posted.

F Minus



Mary Worth



I hear this in the voice of Droopy.

Rex Morgan MD



"My office is my groovy place, I can't have bad vibes there!"

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth



I hear this in the voice of Droopy.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker



9 Chickweed Lane



Pibgorn

I'm guessing that the finger print requests were part of some registration on an offenders list.



Zachary Nixon Johnson

Aardmania fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Oct 7, 2014

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Aardmania posted:

Zachary Nixon Johnson


So they strangle a duck while yelling at it a bunch to get into the secret hideout? I like it. ZNJ still has that low-rent Poser art fetish comic feel to it, but the writing is definitely better than when it started.

Blhue
Apr 22, 2008

Fallen Rib

Aardmania posted:

Zachary Nixon Johnson


Didn't this get canned, but had a month or so on the spike, a few months back? Or did I misunderstand that?

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Blhue posted:

Didn't this get canned, but had a month or so on the spike, a few months back? Or did I misunderstand that?
Yes, but Aardmania started from the beginning, not what was current at the time.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician

:allears:

The Phantom


Classic Prince Valiant

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

GorfZaplen posted:

Classic Prince Valiant



Val, the bow drill, go get it.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Allen Wren posted:

Val, the bow drill, go get it.

Wow, what a castle.

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

so Pibgorn, after being a lovely adaption of romeo and juliet for a year, is now just Brook going through old drawings and jerking off. :wtc:

Blhue
Apr 22, 2008

Fallen Rib

Attitude Indicator posted:

so Pibgorn, after being a lovely adaption of romeo and juliet for a year, is now just Brook going through old drawings and jerking off. :wtc:

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Insufferable Git
Jan 1, 2012

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


Guys, I think Dingdong just drives around the parking lot all day. She doesn't know how to get anywhere else :(

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac???


Poptropica


Heathcliff

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
The edits on this page had me rolling! You guys are on fire! :swoon:


Taffy's Emmy Lou's sister, right? Has she uttered even a single word since this strip has been posted? I sure can't remember any.

GorfZaplen posted:

Classic Prince Valiant


I read "shouts of derision", then the obvious popped into my head, and then I :lol:'d...

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

:v:

Jane's World



Non Sequitur



:ughh:

Double Heavenly Nostrils, Dana's back in the game.




Kliban's Cats



:v:

9 Chickweed Lane 10/7/2003



Bleh.

E: Ooops. Tables.

Zits' site appears to have exploded. I'll check later.

Kevin & Kell



SHOW US YOUR UDDERS!

Double Nemi because I finally got my poo poo together with my screencap software...



:smith:



:v:

BlankIsBeautiful fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Oct 7, 2014

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Taffy's Emmy Lou's sister, right?
Not sister, just a friend. I'm not sure why they are sleeping in a same bed so often but maybe it was common before kids had their iPhones and Facebooks.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Kammat posted:

Modesty Blaise





drat, when MB gets dark, it gets really dark. :stare: Poor Ben.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Just saying, but Sangro is one of the mall-gothiest names I have ever heard.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

You're such a good mother, Lynn!

"ME FIRST!!!!"

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




'Leashed' as a word should be roughly on the same level as its direct antonym, but it has nowhere near the dramatic impact of 'unleashed.' Oh well. Dog Comix Leashed!

Pooch Café


Okay, that's a bear or an otter or something. I don't know why it's got a leash on.

Ballard Street


Reversing the names on this one just results in the same joke again. Weird.

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Intelligent Life










Francis

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set gets a makeover.


Working Daze gets caught up, and now I have to too.




Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

That tiny child appears to be trying to balance his toy in that lady's butt.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Nikaer Drekin posted:

Intelligent Life


"I only have a vague understanding of what Fantasy Football is!"

Forktoss
Feb 13, 2012

I'm OK, you're so-so
Coming Soon to CBS, It's Jockman and Nerdman


one goes to the gym and plays a sport
the other plugs things in a USB port
it's Jockman and Nerdman

one runs a lot and does a leg press
the other stays home playing his NES
it's Jockman and Nerdman

one has difficulties functioning as a social entity
'cause he's 30 and still hung up on his high school identity
and so does the other one
it's Jockmaaan and Nerdmaaan

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


RandomFerret posted:

Pooch Café


Okay, that's a bear or an otter or something. I don't know why it's got a leash on.

I think that might be an Achewood character.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (July 19, 1927)



Peanuts (October 10, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



Popeye



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (October 23-24, 1925)



Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


Wait, the schoolmarm's dad is also the ranch owner? Plot twist!

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


Who put the Gram in the Gramma-Lamma-Ding-Dong

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