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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Show some things you have and tell about it





These are my running shoes with a cute guest squatting in them after a storm. Running sucks so I don't do it. These have been on my patio for months.



This is an ad I had on my car after some stand up comedy. I did not see them.

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Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
show me your throat one more time, i'm almost there..

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Yeah hey! Where'd your throat go? C'mon everybody! Bring Back Throat! Bring Back Throat!

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





fine fine



This is my throat that probably has strep. It hurts to swallow

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

post goatse plz

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
'Shop throat into goatse, TIA.

e: Or goatse into the throat, whatever

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
This is my super-cool cocktail shaker:



This is my super-cool ashtray:



This is a scorpion paperweight:



And this is Leopold:

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

hey op how bout i show you my dick and tell you i love you (no homo)

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

SaltLick posted:

fine fine



This is my throat that probably has strep. It hurts to swallow

mmMMmmmnn,.. thats the stuff

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003



would

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
thats not goatse..

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I was very pleased with the frog but then you had to post the throat. Hmm.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Strip club DJ always seemed like a decent gig, i think there was a goon that used to have an ask/tell thread about being one iirc

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Mariana Horchata posted:

Strip club DJ always seemed like a decent gig, i think there was a goon that used to have an ask/tell thread about being one iirc

What percentage of ask/tells where the goon does something super awesome turn out to be bullshit?

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

Crow Jane posted:


This is a scorpion paperweight:



Neat, I have one of those too, looks smaller though.

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008


This is a tower my coworker and I made out of various sauce packets at work, this is the result of countless attempts at getting every condiment we found in the desks in one pile, but in the end, it was worth it

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





i have strep and now take horse pills for 10 days. ill show later

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
ok we're doing this

BrawndoTQ fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Oct 8, 2014

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





wow look at this guy with no strep

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


brizna posted:

ok, we're doing this



GBS has fallen to the point where posters are actually shoving iphones into their anus for posting cred - rip

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

Tom Gorman posted:

GBS has fallen to the point where posters are actually shoving cameras into their anus for posting cred - rip

i'm just trying to have a good time i'm sorry I offended you

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Tom Gorman posted:

GBS has fallen to the point where posters are actually shoving iphones into their anus for posting cred - rip
That's no moon.

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

brizna posted:

ok we're doing this



you have tongue cancer

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


brizna posted:

i'm just trying to have a good time i'm sorry I offended you

no it's all good i'm right there with you.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DGEHTJ2/
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/7OiSsqz.jpg:nws:

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

Tom Gorman posted:

no it's all good i'm right there with you.

:hfive:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

Yeah hey! Where'd your throat go? C'mon everybody! Bring Back Throat! Bring Back Throat!

Lamebot posted:

show me your throat one more time, i'm almost there..
well if you insist.

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008
wtf happened to your throat man

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Lt. Dans Legs posted:

wtf happened to your throat man

table saw

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Volume posted:

table saw

you didnt finish the job


alternative answer: lol trying to recreate scarface?

seriously though ow

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy


This is my disgusting and filthy workout hat. Ive put on 25 solid pounds with this hat

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

mookface posted:



This is my disgusting and filthy workout hat. Ive put on 25 solid pounds with this hat

ur fat.


dookface.

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
I'm sorry I didn't mean that.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

brizna posted:

ur fat.


dookface.

no dude fat is gross

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





mookface posted:

no dude fat is gross

ive been duped. stop being fat be swole instead

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

SaltLick posted:

ive been duped. stop being fat be swole instead

Its better for a multitude of reasons

naem
May 29, 2011

I have a masters degree I drew a pig and a bear and a balack guy and also a girl I tried to have sex with this one time ask me how terribly lonely I am




BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

Hey is it too late for a 32 year old to learn how to draw?

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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013


Lt. Dans Legs posted:

wtf happened to your throat man

Seriously do you carradine yourself regularly?

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