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TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Sorry if there's someone who regularly posts Family Circus, but I just wanted to say that today's was so bad it made me physically ill. The peanut butter bagel I had last night right before bed may also have been responsible, but seeing this cartoon triggered it.

TrixRabbi fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Oct 8, 2014

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Non Sequitur



Bleh, dumb, Wiley.

Not as dumb as you think. Gladiators really were the first modern athletes. They were scouted and courted by different managers, had their own personal trainers and were even known to do endorsement deals. There were huge painted billboards on ancient Roman walls showing popular gladiators of the day advertising particular brands of wine and olive oil, and they were expected to keep to a certain code of conduct outside the colosseum. They traded on their image, and it was big money.

In fact, the highest-paid athlete of all time was a charioteer named Gaius Appuleius Diocles. This guy was good. The average charioteer ended up maimed or dead his first year on the track, but he raced for 24 years. He cleared 35 million sestercii in career earnings, which works out to $15 billion USD today. But you Shouldn't Listen to Dog Comix.

Pooch Café


Dude, Phillipe, close your mouth. That looks gross.

Ballard Street


Ah, yes, the brooding mystique of a man wearing checked coulats and purple socks.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (July 20, 1927)



Peanuts gives us another round of "Artist Meets the Critics". (October 11, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



Apparently last year they sent electronic cards from their personal computing devices ordered via the World Wide Web interface, possibly with the assistance of an optical mouse user interface device.

This spelling out of common abbreviations can cram itself up my posterior exhaust port.

Popeye: With great power comes unexpected side effects.



And now, Rip Haywire's version of "laying low".



Out Our Way (October 26-27, 1925)





E: because the Proceedings of the Natural Institute of SCIENCE :science: have just answered a very important question: how much it would cost to raise a child like Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes.

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Oct 8, 2014

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Great Moments in Rock 'n' Roll

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Ham Shears is very sweet today.


The Dinette Set knows how to recycle and raise false hope.


Working Daze polybags.


The guy owns a robot dog that secretly hates him because komedy.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County


Calvin And Hobbes




Ripley's

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Darthemed posted:

Bloom County


900 and 976 numbers were coming into fashion at this point. Also, notice how the speech is starting to appear in word balloons, rather than just / lines towards the speaker? Yeah, that marks the point where the strip begins its slide to the end. That and the Steve gets Sensitive story, which ran way the hell too long and made no sense at points (e.g. Alan Alda never had a perm and had peaked in popularity well before that strip ran).

Eschers Basement
Sep 13, 2007

by exmarx

EasyEW posted:


E: because the Proceedings of the Natural Institute of SCIENCE :science: have just answered a very important question: how much it would cost to raise a child like Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes.

no way in hell am i clicking on a link named "pnis.co/hard1.html"

not actually a porn link

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Thanks for taking the time to come back home and celebrate our anniversary! Now let me tell you all what HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PEOPLE you were last year.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TrixRabbi posted:

Sorry if there's someone who regularly posts Family Circus

I am not a number, I am a free poster. t:mad:

Tina's Groove


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
Sergio Aragones


The Lighter Side of Crime in the Streets (MAD #12, October 1973)





Don Martin Dept. (MAD #132, January 1970)

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

I always loved this one. :allears:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Nemi avatar, anyone?

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?
Saw this bit of news just now. I figured this would interest somebody here at least.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Not a fan of that Val cover.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Thrilling Adventure Hour's Acker and Blacker taking a crack at Flash Gordon? Just take my money right now. :allears:

Pogo (October 10, 1956)



But Anyway...: The Yankees are the 1956 World Series champions after winning game 7 9-0 at Ebbets Field (and I prove my disregard for the history of the sport by misspelling "Ebbets" every time it came up). Wiki: "Yankee pitcher Johnny Kucks struck out Jackie Robinson to end the game and the series. It would be Robinson's final at-bat, as he retired at the season's end."

Peanuts: Year One (July 12-14, 1951)





Kismet
Jun 11, 2007

catlord posted:

Saw this bit of news just now. I figured this would interest somebody here at least.

Making Lothar the new Phantom is a pretty neat move! I'll have to check these out.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
/\/\/\/\/\
What what what
That's what's going on? I didn't pick up on that. Cool idea.
I still have trouble with the jowls though.

goatface posted:

Not a fan of that Val cover.

Me either, and the jowly Phantom also doesn't make me happy.

But then, Classic Funky doesn't do anything for me today either, so maybe it's me.




Surely nobody wants Angry Band Candy Guy as an avatar, do they?

Or maybe you do.

TofuDiva fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Oct 9, 2014

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Andertoons


Lost Side of Suburbia



Dick Tracy


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


drat you, Steve Jobs! :argh:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Really Pants posted:

Dave Berg uses that disco cowboy pimp a lot. Is he modeled after an acquaintance of Berg's?

I didn't see anyone answer this--sorry if I'm repeating information here. Berg used caricatures of several MAD staffers in the Lighter Side cartoons. I went looking and wasn't able to find out who this is (Mister Beeg? you seem knowledgeable on these things)but I'm certain this would be one of those caricatures.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008


Good think that sightline was there, otherwise I wouldn't have known what Sluggo was looking at!

Jesus Gilchrist is a hack.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Lothar becoming the Phantom is incredibly cool.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

Everything Counts posted:

I didn't see anyone answer this--sorry if I'm repeating information here. Berg used caricatures of several MAD staffers in the Lighter Side cartoons. I went looking and wasn't able to find out who this is (Mister Beeg? you seem knowledgeable on these things)but I'm certain this would be one of those caricatures.

Yeah, it's likely a caricature of someone, but which one, I do not know.

I'll see if I can find out.

EDIT: Apparently he's Dave Berg's son.

quote:

Berg's son, Mitch, has been appearing in his father's strips since he was a child growing up in New Rochelle, N.Y.

"He'd see me doing something and say, 'OK, buster, that's going in,'" Berg recalled.

"You can watch me grow up--as a kid, a teenager, then a hippy. I opened a nightclub and became well dressed, then went back to hippy for a while. In the most recent drawing of me, I'm wearing a cowboy hat and boots with long hair. People recognize me and ask me to sign autographs all the time."

Blhue
Apr 22, 2008

Fallen Rib
Well, I guess that explains why his comics make him appear to be so bitter about family.

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine

Green Intern posted:

Lothar becoming the Phantom is incredibly cool.

King's Watch, the sort of prequel to this Kings run, was a great drat book. It also has the Phantom ride a stampeding elephant into a dinosaur, but then I repeat myself.

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004
Bleeker passes this weird hands arc to Karl.



Pickles trades in an urban legend.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

This is as bad as Family Circus.

catlord posted:

Saw this bit of news just now. I figured this would interest somebody here at least.

quote:

"I'm taking pains not to contradict the history of [Mandrake the Magician]"
yes, that rich tapestry, painstakingly developed over the ages

quote:

"My love of 'Prince Valiant' stems primarily from the art," said 'Prince Valiant' artist Ron Salas.
Good thing he hasn't done the cover then.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

My Lovely Horse posted:

yes, that rich tapestry, painstakingly developed over the ages
He probably just means we should expect each issue to end with "NEXT: WHAT ASTONISHING?"

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

My Lovely Horse posted:

This is as bad as Family Circus.

I thought it was cute, today's too :v:.

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob

gross

Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



My Lovely Horse posted:

Good thing he hasn't done the cover then.
Variant covers by Rob Liefeld!!

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac, Heathcliff and Poptropica today, in no particular order.

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004

My Lovely Horse posted:

This is as bad as Family Circus.

No, it isn't. It never is. Phooey.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane's World



Well duh!

Non Sequitur



This is actually kind of amusing because, I guess, we really haven't evolved too much when it comes to traffic circle operation. At least around here in NE Ohio. There are, like, 2 and they've been there for years, and people still can't come to terms with their operation.

Heavenly Nostrils caught up.




A tiny dragon that vomits candy is the perfect thing to have around for Halloween. :v:

Kliban's Cats



Tuesday we had the rear 3/4 view, today we have the front 3/4 view. That's a fatte catte.

9 Chickweed Lane 10/9/2003



Ok fine, Thorax is weird, whatever.

Dual Zits since the site was down yesterday.




Kevin & Kell



AND YOU poo poo IN THEM! Haha. :shibewow:

But wait. You can't poo poo in the circles because you're a cow wearing a shirt and overalls...

Christ.



:v:

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

I really like this comic. That last panel is almost Pros and Cons level expressive.

EasyEW posted:


Skippy (July 20, 1927)



Skippy's laying down some heavy poo poo.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set observes white trash in its native habitat.


Working Daze increases their network security.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze increases their network security.


I don't think the artist understands how snare traps work.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Green Intern posted:

I don't think the artist understands how snare traps work.

I don't think the writer understands that people at an office don't use each other's computers.

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Manuel Calavera posted:

Mother Goose & Grimm


Alright, this is just a shameless ripoff the Poncho/Margo dynamic (that itself was just an exaggeration of the Calvin/Rosalyn dynamic which goes back to the Dennis/Wilson dynamic which was very dynamic indeed) and I Don't Want to Hear it Comix.

Pooch Café


I read Poncho's lines in Ron Perlman's voice.

Ballard Street


This is actually a photograph of Jeremy Clarkson five years from now.

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