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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Meet the man with incredible 10 inch fingers

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

LOBSTER CLAW FINGERING :stonk: :barf:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

RichardDunn posted:

Is anyone having problems with the audio? The background music is way too loud and the dialogue too low. I can barely hear what anyone's saying. I remember this problem with Coven. I've never had this issue with anything else, even Sons of Anarchy lovely montages are fine (the volume that is)

I had trouble hearing Elsa, yeah.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
Ahahaha, I thought it was going to be a female hysteria dildo or something but nooope.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
The mix is off.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
A FEDORA!?
Redditors existed in the 50s?

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

RichardDunn posted:

Is anyone having problems with the audio? The background music is way too loud and the dialogue too low. I can barely hear what anyone's saying. I remember this problem with Coven. I've never had this issue with anything else, even Sons of Anarchy lovely montages are fine (the volume that is)

Yeah, same. This is awesome so far.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

loving TWISTY.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Postal Parcel posted:

A FEDORA!?
Redditors existed in the 50s?
Wears a fedora and pleases women? This guy is everything that goons and redditors have ever aspired to be.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I am not down with this loving clown.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
A clown with a loving murder bus. I'm screaming on the inside.

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!
Omg this clown makeup will give me nightmares tonight. gently caress clowns.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
poo poo, it's my first day on the job okay.
STOP JUDGING ME

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
This clown doing twisted magic tricks to try and calm down these people is so unsettling.


Now he's just being rude.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
So the clown is stealing kids? This is going to be John Wayne Gacy all over again, isn't it?

katium
Jun 26, 2006

Purrs like a kitten.
I'm not normally on the "clowns are scary" train, but holy poo poo, this guy is terrifying. :stare:

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
Jesus Christ. This clown you guys :stare:

I hate it.

Illuen
Feb 18, 2011

All comedy is derived from fear.
So Twisty is just pissed off because he's a lovely clown? I can dig it.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

The splitscreen stuff IS pretty cool.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

katium posted:

I'm not normally on the "clowns are scary" train, but holy poo poo, this guy is terrifying. :stare:

This is some top-level evil clowning though.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Is there any reason why the twins sound like they're breathing through some kind of machine?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

This is a beautifully shot show, holy poo poo.

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
Glorious Technicolor!

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
The Ferris wheel there is a Big Eli, made in my lovely home town of Jacksonville, Illinois. FYI.

Viewers Like Me
Nov 4, 2004


friendship is magic
in a pony paradise
don't you judge me

Waffleman_ posted:

The splitscreen stuff IS pretty cool.

Yeah Im digging it and the claw fingering.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

That clown was loving terrifying and this is the best cinematography I've seen on AHS in a long time.

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
The two head effect actually looks pretty good.

nixar55
Jul 25, 2003

She packed my bags last night. Pre-flight. Zero hour nine a.m. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then.
The music that was playing when the twins walked into the carnival just now sounded so familiar. Almost like Goblin's Suspiria (which would've been perfect for Coven,) but I can't put my finger on it.

Loving the Brian DePalma-style split screens. I'm really impressed by the cinematography so far.

Pendergast
Nov 11, 2012
I want to know why the woman just stood there and watched him approach and then accepted flowers from him. I would have hauled rear end as soon as I caught sight of him.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




CannedMacabre posted:

The Ferris wheel there is a Big Eli, made in my lovely home town of Jacksonville, Illinois. FYI.

thanks for the update

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

Pendergast posted:

I want to know why the woman just stood there and watched him approach and then accepted flowers from him. I would have hauled rear end as soon as I caught sight of him.
Hey man, it was a different time.

Captain Mog
Jun 17, 2011
This is already my favorite AHS season premiere. Maybe even better than Asylum's.

Pendergast posted:

I want to know why the woman just stood there and watched him approach and then accepted flowers from him. I would have hauled rear end as soon as I caught sight of him.

coulrophobia didn't really become a national fear until after Gayce became infamous.

Captain Mog fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Oct 9, 2014

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

You can tell when they don't want to do the two head effects and just have Sarah Paulson tilt her head to one side.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
What accent is Bates supposed to have?

Also, drat Lobster man. Super smooth

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Hahahaha Kathy Bates is playing a bearded lady? Oh my...

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
IT'S THE PINHEAD!!

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
Jimmy :allears:

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
I think somebody is getting another Emmy next year.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

These are some hosed up home movies.

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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Freakshow gangbang goooo!

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