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woozle wuzzle
Mar 10, 2012

Corridor posted:

the Triticum Guzzler thing

it happened

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Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Technically, the Triticum Guzzler thing was Stone Cold Steve Austin's Halloween attack on GBS in 2013

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Reminder that this was a joke frontpage once upon a time, and now the Current Releases reviews on the actual frontpage are somehow more Pitchfork.

This is an apt and instructive comparison. One is a merciless and extremely funny takedown of its subject and the other is an effort-free turd. Even when swinging at softballs like Radiohead, the front page used to manage actual humor.

bonestructure fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Oct 8, 2014

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax

woozle wuzzle posted:

but all I hear is the stuttering excuses of George McFly after Biff catches him in the diner.

That's exactly what I heard as well...

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

bonestructure posted:

This is an apt and instructive comparison. One is a merciless and extremely funny takedown of its subject and the other is an effort-free turd. Even when swinging at softballs like Radiohead, the front page used to manage actual humor.
I'm not sure that you really understood my point there. Maybe not even the point of the page that I linked.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Guys, guys, can't we all get along and just watch Jaws and be all "Jaws is awesome!" and it is awesome.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

goatse.cx
Nov 21, 2013

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Holy poo poo.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

drat it Jason

I AM THE MOON
Dec 21, 2012

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

Protocol 5
Sep 23, 2004

"I can't wait until cancer inevitably chokes the life out of Curt Schilling."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4nSZ79fXO8

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
:jackbud:

KILLALLNERDS.EXE
Oct 12, 2009

kaguya
Apr 4, 2013


lawlz

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012



omg

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009

Lmao

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004


Thank you for this.

Nostalgic Pushead
Jul 31, 2013

.
God drat.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Sham bam bamina! posted:

I'm not sure that you really understood my point there. Maybe not even the point of the page that I linked.

if your point wasn't that the old frontpage was funny and the new frontpage sucks, then yeah, I missed it




this is what I think, I just express myself badly. Maybe I should write for the front page.

bonestructure fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Oct 9, 2014

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Ok everybody go home. Arf won.

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

Sex Robot posted:

Ok everybody go home. Arf won.

Abysswalker
Apr 25, 2013


ahahaha holy poo poo

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

bonestructure posted:

if your point wasn't that the old frontpage was funny and the new frontpage sucks, then yeah, I missed it
It was specifically about how there used to be a scathing Pitchfork parody and now we have the exact same "clever" bullshit reviews as the actual Pitchfork. (Ironically, Pitchfork itself eventually managed to outgrow that crap, so it's doubly shameful that we have it here.)

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Oct 9, 2014

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Might as well quote this while I'm at it. :swoon:

A FUCKIN BONG BOMB
Apr 6, 2006

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

I can't wait to read the Current Releases review of this.

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

Holy poo poo

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013






Sex Robot posted:

Ok everybody go home. Arf won.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010


Powerful

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

hahahaha

Chilled Cactus
Nov 15, 2011

College Slice

lol

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010


lmao

client
Aug 19, 2010

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

Ruddha
Jan 21, 2006

when you realize how cool and retarded everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky
Good.

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

let's all stop arguing and just admire this post

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