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TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

zoux posted:

It does bring on many changes.

Good thing you can take or leave it as you please.

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I love this panel from Hawkeye vs Deadpool #1



The Marvel universe has the coolest trick-or-treaters.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Meh, clearly a store-bought Murdered Watcher costume.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

prefect posted:

The Marvel universe has the coolest trick-or-treaters.

Ultiimate Marvel have the best prisoners

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


zoux posted:

Matteo Lolli has a similar style going on.


Also guess who Kate is dressed up as.
Lovin the Hawkeyenaissance.

Holy poo poo Kate's reaction is incredible :laffo:

Vengeance of Pandas
Sep 8, 2008

THE TERRIBLE POST WENT THATAWAY!

zoux posted:

Matteo Lolli has a similar style going on.


Also guess who Kate is dressed up as.
Lovin the Hawkeyenaissance.

She's Hawkeye from M.A.S.H. isn't she?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Vengeance of Pandas posted:

She's Hawkeye from M.A.S.H. isn't she?

Yes, Hawkeye is wearing a Hawkeye costume while making funny faces to Hawkeye in his Hawkeye costume.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

zoux posted:

Matteo Lolli has a similar style going on.


Also guess who Kate is dressed up as.
Lovin the Hawkeyenaissance.

Her expression/body language in panel 3 is incredible, the artist did a fantastic job.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
New Avengers #14
Spider-Woman gets breast implants.
I'm not sure what the two turkey basters are for. And why is the doctor holding a tray with two condoms an a razor on it?

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Say Nothing posted:

New Avengers #14
Spider-Woman gets breast implants.
I'm not sure what the two turkey basters are for. And why is the doctor holding a tray with two condoms an a razor on it?

Correction the Skrull Queen gets implants.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SirDan3k posted:

Correction the Skrull Queen gets implants.
That was the moment they did the switcheroo, but it still doesn't explain the turkey basters. Or the fact that she is naked with about a dozen guys all standing around watching.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Say Nothing posted:

That was the moment they did the switcheroo, but it still doesn't explain the turkey basters. Or the fact that she is naked with about a dozen guys all standing around watching.

Well the crowd of doctors is because the implants were her cover story for getting a HYDRA-brand superpower infusion. As for the turkey basters, uh... something something spider serum?
(Frank Cho doesn't know how medicine works)

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



404GoonNotFound posted:

Well the crowd of doctors is because the implants were her cover story for getting a HYDRA-brand superpower infusion. As for the turkey basters, uh... something something spider serum?
(Frank Cho doesn't know how medicine works)
Sadly that Spider-man sex ed comic wasn't "the PULL of the PROGENY" like I remembered it being. :(

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

She's not getting implants, one of the doctors is practicing his bongos.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Say Nothing posted:

That was the moment they did the switcheroo, but it still doesn't explain the turkey basters.

Hey, if the surgeon calls for suction they'll be ready.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Say Nothing posted:

That was the moment they did the switcheroo, but it still doesn't explain the turkey basters. Or the fact that she is naked with about a dozen guys all standing around watching.

So that's actually a room of skrulls that just grabbed whatever and put it on surgical trays? That's loving hilarious.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Skrull Doctor: My impersonation of a hu-man doctor shall be flawless. I have spent months practicing medicine on their surgical simulator they call "Operation."
All I need is a tweezers to remove the bad bones.

redstormpopcorn
Jun 10, 2007
Aurora Master
Those are just badly-drawn irrigation bulb syringes.

KayTee
May 5, 2012

Whachoodoin?

Say Nothing posted:

That was the moment they did the switcheroo, but it still doesn't explain the turkey basters. Or the fact that she is naked with about a dozen guys all standing around watching.

That panel does do a great job of conveying the emotional state of Jess/Skrull Queen though. If that was me butt naked on a table surrounded by guys then that's the exact same wide eyed stare of disbelief, horror and amazement that I'd have.

:stare:

That is the look of a person whose entire cognitive functions have been reduced to nothing but the phrase: "What the gently caress?"

e: Does look like they're providing an IV injection of a whole bottle of red wine though. I'm sure that's appreciated.

KayTee fucked around with this message at 11:54 on Oct 10, 2014

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.

zoux posted:

Also guess who Kate is dressed up as.

Outstanding.

I passed on this Deadpool/Hawkeye thing but clearly that was a mistake.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

SirDan3k posted:

So that's actually a room of skrulls that just grabbed whatever and put it on surgical trays? That's loving hilarious.
No-Prize this man and let's consider it settled.

Sarcastro
Dec 28, 2000
Elite member of the Grammar Nazi Squad that

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Holy poo poo Kate's reaction is incredible :laffo:

Yeah, that may be the single greatest comic facial expression I've ever seen.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Never realized that Deadpool doesn't have ears.

Dr. MonkeyThunder
Sep 21, 2005

All is, if i have grace to use it so...
He usually has ears. I'm nearly positive he's ripped them off for dumb reasons before.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Expecting Deadpool of all people to have consistent physical features strikes me as wishful thinking. He's literally made of cancer cells, in constant cellular flux.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

SirDan3k posted:

Correction the Skrull Queen gets implants.

Wait just a minute. If she shapeshifts, do those go away?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

StashAugustine posted:

Wait just a minute. If she shapeshifts, do those go away?

She moves them around to absorb punches.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Let's just test this conversation real quick:



These readings are well beyond safety parameters!

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
To be fair the comic broke the meter all by itself already.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Die Laughing posted:

Never realized that Deadpool doesn't have ears.

I wish they hadn't shown Deadpool looking quite so sad about his appearance. :(

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

prefect posted:

I wish they hadn't shown Deadpool looking quite so sad about his appearance. :(

He's not sad about his appearance, he's sad about not properly capitalizing on his appearance.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

Phylodox posted:

He's not sad about his appearance, he's sad about not properly capitalizing on his appearance.

Yeah, he's upset that he missed the perfect costume.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

It's not like there won't be other Halloweens though, or that Deadpool isn't the kind-of guy who'd dress up whenever he felt like it anyway. Hell depending on how nice New Line or whomever the IP owners of Nightmare are it'd be fun for Marvel to let him storm a HYDRA base or some stupid poo poo with the knife-glove and some bad one-liners.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
You're probably putting too much thought into a Deadpool gag.

Sefer
Sep 2, 2006
Not supposed to be here today

mind the walrus posted:

It's not like there won't be other Halloweens though, or that Deadpool isn't the kind-of guy who'd dress up whenever he felt like it anyway. Hell depending on how nice New Line or whomever the IP owners of Nightmare are it'd be fun for Marvel to let him storm a HYDRA base or some stupid poo poo with the knife-glove and some bad one-liners.

He knows the odds of him remembering the costume idea on some future Halloween are pretty slim.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Phylodox posted:

He's not sad about his appearance, he's sad about not properly capitalizing on his appearance.

Deadpool #13

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Doctor Doom and his hopeless, CREEPY crush on Namor:

http://imgur.com/gallery/2BvHX

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

DarkCrawler posted:

Doctor Doom and his hopeless, CREEPY crush on Namor:

http://imgur.com/gallery/2BvHX

What's this from?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Skwirl posted:

What's this from?


jfc Doom. I kinda hope he has a room full of portraits of Namor. Like, hidden in his room full of hate portraits of Richards.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
"Doom will paint you like one of his French girls."

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