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I brings a ruckus to that rear end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riv1yzjg5vw Gyshall fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Oct 9, 2014 |
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Stare-Out posted:Curb update: Larry David wants to make season 9 according to HBO, but that's all they've said so far. No dates or anything. Look at all the junk that's on TV. You want an idea? Here's an idea. You coach gymnastics team in high school. And you're married. And your son's not interested in gymnastics and you're pushing him into gymnastics.
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Oct 9, 2014 18:33
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Hank Morgan posted:Look at all the junk that's on TV. You want an idea? Here's an idea. You coach gymnastics team in high school. And you're married. And your son's not interested in gymnastics and you're pushing him into gymnastics. Well, why am I watching it?
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Oct 9, 2014 18:43
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Because it's on TV!
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Oct 9, 2014 19:18
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Not yet.
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Oct 9, 2014 19:21
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How about this: I manage a circus . . .
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Oct 9, 2014 20:40
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What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? "Artistic integrity." Where did you come up with that? You're not artistic, and you have no integrity! You know you really need some help, and a regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you - you need to go to Vienna or something. You need to get involved at the university level.
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Oct 10, 2014 00:34
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potee posted:What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? "Artistic integrity." Where did you come up with that? You're not artistic, and you have no integrity! He said you're a phony. A big phony. BIG.
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Oct 10, 2014 00:39
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That Michael Jordan, he's so phony! ...WHY'D YOU TELL HIM!?
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Oct 10, 2014 00:51
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I've done all that.....Now it's time for silence.
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Oct 10, 2014 01:54
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potee posted:What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? "Artistic integrity." Where did you come up with that? You're not artistic, and you have no integrity! I don't know what you expect to find out there, potee, you know what you want better than me. But there's one thing I do know. I know I can stand here watching you destroy everything I've ever wanted in my life, wanting to smash your face with my fists, because you won't make even the slightest effort to offer happiness and still know that I love you. You mean so much to me that I'm willing to take all your abuse and insults and insensitivity. Because that's what you need to do to prove I'm not going to leave you. I'm sick and tired of running from places and people and relationships. You want me, that fight for me, because I'm sure as hell fighting for you!
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Oct 10, 2014 02:44
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TMMadman posted:I don't know what you expect to find out there, potee, you know what you want better than me. But there's one thing I do know. I know I can stand here watching you destroy everything I've ever wanted in my life, wanting to smash your face with my fists, because you won't make even the slightest effort to offer happiness and still know that I love you. You mean so much to me that I'm willing to take all your abuse and insults and insensitivity. Because that's what you need to do to prove I'm not going to leave you. I'm sick and tired of running from places and people and relationships. You want me, that fight for me, because I'm sure as hell fighting for you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llZkDFuf3Z4
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Oct 10, 2014 02:59
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What are you thinking about, Jerry, marriage? Family? They're prisons! Man-made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning, she's there. You go to sleep at night, she's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. 'Is it alright if I use the bathroom now?!'
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Oct 10, 2014 03:09
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Capt. Sticl posted:What are you thinking about, Jerry, marriage? Family? They're prisons! Man-made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning, she's there. You go to sleep at night, she's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. 'Is it alright if I use the bathroom now?!' I'm a man, Capt. Sticl, I'm a man. And do you know why? It's because of that talk we had. You were my inspiration. Do you believe it? You. That lunch was the defining moment of my life.
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Oct 10, 2014 07:57
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Shima Honnou posted:I'm a man, Capt. Sticl, I'm a man. And do you know why? It's because of that talk we had. You were my inspiration. Do you believe it? You. That lunch was the defining moment of my life. ALL I DID WAS SHAKE YOUR HAND!
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Oct 10, 2014 11:13
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Shima Honnou posted:I'm a man, Capt. Sticl, I'm a man. And do you know why? It's because of that talk we had. You were my inspiration. Do you believe it? You. That lunch was the defining moment of my life. You make a lot of man friends, Shima Honnou. You know who's a man? Charlie here, he's a man. You know who else? Me. I'm a man.
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Oct 10, 2014 12:50
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Demon Of The Fall posted:You make a lot of man friends, Shima Honnou. You know who's a man? Charlie here, he's a man. You know who else? Me. I'm a man. Hey, how did my horse do?
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Oct 10, 2014 13:02
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mojo1701a posted:Hey, how did my horse do? Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome - she's a two-face.
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Oct 10, 2014 13:24
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He's a a bit of a close-talker.
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Oct 10, 2014 14:27
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She named name!
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Oct 10, 2014 15:00
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I don't trust this guy. I think he re-gifted, and then he de-gifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp!
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Oct 10, 2014 16:04
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potee posted:Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome - she's a two-face. Like the Batman villain?
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Oct 10, 2014 16:34
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Like the Batman villain? If that helps you.
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Oct 10, 2014 16:36
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Goodnight, Jugdish 
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Oct 10, 2014 18:01
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Ehud posted:Goodnight, Jugdish 
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Oct 10, 2014 19:40
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He SCHNAPPED me!
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Oct 11, 2014 00:08
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Thinking of changing my name to Jugdish irl
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Oct 11, 2014 00:23
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Art...Core... ...Delay...
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Oct 11, 2014 00:28
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Are you having an affair with George?
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Oct 11, 2014 01:10
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ZekeNY posted:Are you having an affair with George? Oh, no, I've been caught! In my own web of lies!
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Oct 11, 2014 02:48
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mojo1701a posted:Oh, no, I've been caught! In my own web of lies! The point is I'm going to be taking this lie detector test and that needle's going to be going wild.
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Oct 11, 2014 03:18
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Shima Honnou posted:The point is I'm going to be taking this lie detector test and that needle's going to be going wild. Shima, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
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Oct 11, 2014 03:19
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TMMadman posted:Shima, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it. Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?
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Oct 12, 2014 01:21
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regulargonzalez posted:Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia? I'm a Jew. I finished converting two days ago.
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Oct 12, 2014 02:01
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 Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of 'em!    
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Oct 12, 2014 03:39
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Shima Honnou posted:I'm a Jew. I finished converting two days ago. The guy's Jewish two days, he's already making Jewish jokes.
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Oct 12, 2014 04:02
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Demon Of The Fall posted:You make a lot of man friends, Shima Honnou. You know who's a man? Charlie here, he's a man. You know who else? Me. I'm a man. I'm a man
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Oct 12, 2014 05:35
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Shima Honnou posted:I'm a Jew. I finished converting two days ago. So you would have done the show in Japan, but in English?
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Oct 12, 2014 09:00
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Capt. Sticl posted:So you would have done the show in Japan, but in English? They sleep in tiny stacked cubicles all the time. They feel right at home!
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Capt. Sticl posted:So you would have done the show in Japan, but in English? The Japanese guys had sake in the hot tub! You gotta get 'em outta the drawers and down to NBC or I don't have a focus group to sell the pilot to Japanese TV! 
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