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rear end in a top hat casserole posted:microwave I thought microwave was the only goon who did not want to bone microwave's mom. Content: 
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Oct 13, 2014 08:48
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BrigadierSensible posted:I thought this turned out to be bullshit, and somebody trying to be "edgy". Like that girl who was in a gang and made millions trading silver in Peru when she was 14 or some such. Yeah, in retrospect that seems to be the most likely option. Wasn't it even in A/T with a title like "Ask me about growing up in a sexually liberated home" or something like that? Why do I even remember that?
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Oct 13, 2014 09:46
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Perestroika posted:Yeah, in retrospect that seems to be the most likely option. Wasn't it even in A/T with a title like "Ask me about growing up in a sexually liberated home" or something like that? Usually the worst examples are people posting things in E/N expecting people to be on their side and agree with them, and when the goon response is "Holy gently caress what is wrong with you" they either start acting crazy trying to convince people they are a troll or continue to defend their horrific behavior. There was the sex worker thread in A/T, but that got closed after a bit when goons started getting too creepy and the OP started aggressively defending her job as being better then working in a cubicle and anyone questioning it was a prude.
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Oct 13, 2014 11:20
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Yet the most vile thing in this picture is the canned pie filling.
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Oct 13, 2014 11:27
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Hra Mormo posted:Yet the most vile thing in this picture is the canned pie filling. It's also not going to cook properly, there's not enough lid and it's too think also the pastry round the edges is too thick. Probably why there's no picture of it cooked as it was a disaster.
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Oct 13, 2014 13:34
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Ok that's the second ball picture you've posted in this thread.
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Oct 13, 2014 14:34
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Baron von Eevl posted:Ok that's the second ball picture you've posted in this thread. Fifth. The others are more subtle.
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Oct 13, 2014 14:55
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WebDog posted:
I remember reading that thread and thought the OPs story sounded a little off, but not so much that I would call it bullshit and then she came in and it was pure magic. Raped by police, murders by poison, punishment by being put into a dog kennel and sprayed with a hose. Then got straight As and totally kicked rear end at college and totally has an awesome job and we're all idiots for thinking any of it could not be real.
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Oct 13, 2014 15:07
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WebDog posted:I think panty sniffer was fake. Yep: http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=419
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Oct 13, 2014 16:57
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Oct 13, 2014 17:03
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Solice Kirsk posted:I remember reading that thread and thought the OPs story sounded a little off, but not so much that I would call it bullshit and then she came in and it was pure magic. If I recall correctly, there was one poster in there, maybe op, who was actually kinda believable. Then callietron hops in and it goes to poo poo city.
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Oct 13, 2014 17:23
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The MSJ posted:I thought microwave was the only goon who did not want to bone microwave's mom. Paraphrasing a Bill Hicks joke: I always thought Freud was a pervert, with the Oedipus complex and such. Then I saw a picture of Freud's mom, and, whoa!
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Oct 13, 2014 17:25
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Ain't that the truth.
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Oct 13, 2014 17:32
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Ain't that the truth. Yeah, it stinks
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Oct 13, 2014 18:16
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You can have sex in it, but be careful or you might get hurt. 
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Oct 13, 2014 18:20
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You can't be afraid to take a chance. Things will inevitably split apart, it happens to all of us, but time will heal those wounds. You just have to climb back on that pony and ride.
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Oct 13, 2014 18:46
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And sometimes you sneeze too hard and end up covered in poo poo.
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Oct 13, 2014 18:55
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Saying "Eggs" (huevos) in spain is usually used to refer to your balls as a slang term. You would have to be really really exact with your phrasing to actually use that word in spain in any sentence.
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Oct 13, 2014 19:31
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Drone_Fragger posted:Saying "Eggs" (huevos) in spain is usually used to refer to your balls as a slang term. You would have to be really really exact with your phrasing to actually use that word in spain in any sentence. Huh, so what do they actually call eggs in Spain these days if the regular word for them is now apparently too thoroughly dirty to use without fear of causing some goofy/horrible misunderstanding?
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Oct 13, 2014 19:38
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Doctor Bishop posted:Huh, so what do they actually call eggs in Spain these days if the regular word for them is now apparently too thoroughly dirty to use without fear of causing some goofy/horrible misunderstanding? EDIT And what a weird story that'd be...
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Oct 13, 2014 19:42
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Drone_Fragger posted:Saying "Eggs" (huevos) in spain is usually used to refer to your balls as a slang term. You would have to be really really exact with your phrasing to actually use that word in spain in any sentence. Is that why when I ordered huevos rancheros a cowboy came and put his balls in my mouth.
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Oct 13, 2014 19:42
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There's a wordplay joke in Spanish, that when translated is still pretty funny. A vendor is selling eggs on the street, shouting for everyone to hear that he has eggs to sell. But the streets are empty, because it's Sunday and everyone is in church. So he goes into the cathedral and advertises his eggs for sale like the guy selling peanuts at a baseball game would. The father yells "Drag that guy with the eggs out of here!" which, depending on context, could also mean "drag that guy out by his balls". As the deacons stand up and walk over to him he pleads "No, please! Drag me out by my ears instead!"
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Oct 13, 2014 20:05
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dijon du jour posted:Is that why when I ordered huevos rancheros a cowboy came and put his balls in my mouth. No you just happened to get extremely lucky, you fortunate devil you.
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Oct 13, 2014 20:37
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dijon du jour posted:Is that why when I ordered huevos rancheros a cowboy came and put his balls in my mouth. You just can't get this kind of service in the US 
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Oct 13, 2014 20:44
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The MSJ posted:I thought microwave was the only goon who did not want to bone microwave's mom. This is loving disgusting. All that gel icing ughhhh.
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Oct 13, 2014 20:54
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Jamesman posted:This is loving disgusting. I think he's more concerned about his bleeding anus.
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Oct 13, 2014 21:38
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Pope Mobile posted:I think he's more concerned about his bleeding anus. Nah that's just what happens when you eat a lot of red gel icing.
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Oct 13, 2014 21:55
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dijon du jour posted:Is that why when I ordered huevos rancheros a cowboy came and put his balls in my mouth. what's the point of
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Oct 13, 2014 22:15
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Cacafuego posted:what's the point of Gotta give at least 20% of the tip
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Oct 13, 2014 22:19
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Eier in German is eggs. It can also mean your balls.
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Oct 14, 2014 01:29
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Oct 14, 2014 01:34
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canyoneer posted:There's a wordplay joke in Spanish, that when translated is still pretty funny. Russian uses the same slang (eggs for testicles), resulting in the joke of an old man getting on a bus with a big sack telling a fellow getting off to "mind the eggs". "What kind of idiot carries eggs in a sack?" he asks the old man, who replies, "I mean your eggs, sack is full of nails!"
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Oct 14, 2014 02:49
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Red_October_7000 posted:Russian uses the same slang (eggs for testicles), resulting in the joke of an old man getting on a bus with a big sack telling a fellow getting off to "mind the eggs". "What kind of idiot carries eggs in a sack?" he asks the old man, who replies, "I mean your eggs, sack is full of nails!" This reminds me of a language barrier misunderstanding one of my mother's friends had while living in Germany. At the time (maybe it still is, I haven't lived in Germany in twenty years), it was completely normal for people to get out of their cars and piss on the side of the road. This American woman was not used to it, and when confronted with a man doing just that as she walked down the street, she said, "GROSS!" He grinned and said, "Danke!" Gross in German means "big."
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Oct 14, 2014 02:56
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And everyone started clapping slowly
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Oct 14, 2014 03:36
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Fake or not that's still a good rebuttal to anti-gay marriage.
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Oct 14, 2014 03:38
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Dio lives
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