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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Luigi Thirty posted:

How do you have a gently caress finish in a pole match anyway

If anyone knows about loving poles to a finish it's Todd Chrisley!

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Backdroppuuu~

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
13 MORE 13 MORE

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

I wish Cena still did the twisting version of the fisherman suplex

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Pariah Rex posted:

and it's even a poll match.

Poll on a Pole Match

Grab the cellphone to find out what match the WWE Universe wants you to have

bartok
May 10, 2006



Been awhile since he used the fisherman suplexes

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Luigi Thirty posted:

How do you have a gently caress finish in a pole match anyway

Can't gently caress a pole without a finish. How else will you get reblogs?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
when smackdown comes to town if HHH is at ringside i should ask him what his favorite anime is

Zebia
Oct 10, 2012

How's my volume?

Luigi Thirty posted:

How do you have a gently caress finish in a pole match anyway

Have Seth grab the contract then destroy it.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Those were supposed to be fishermens suplexes? :psyduck:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Cena determined to show off that he has learned suplex

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

If anyone knows about loving poles to a finish it's Todd Chrisley!

His wife isn't Polish.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
been watching football. why are they doing this match now when it was booked for HiaC?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Dean looks like an idiot wrestling in his own shirt.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

pressedbunny posted:

Cena actually isn't as good a talker as he is pitched at or needs to be. Or his material sucks, at any rate.
He really isn't all that good. He has Jokesy You Can't Cena, Hug Da Kids Cena and Serious Cena. It is so irritating... but I always hated Hogan as well. I'm more of a heel kinda guy.


sticklefifer posted:

>begin cena promo
>listen to the wwe universe
>they are fired up
>they are having fun
>my opponents have guts
>i am diplomatic
>beep boop
>end cena promo


DeathChicken posted:

Shut up Cena.




Luigi Thirty posted:

How do you have a gently caress finish in a pole match anyway

Gotta keep the Champ strong! Oh wai-

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

W-c-w, w-c-W

Cart Mountain
Nov 1, 2004

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Dean Ambrose greased that pole!

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Ambrose would be ace in a contract on the ramp match

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

there's a lot of suplexes tonight

Stealthed Zombie
Dec 21, 2007

And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose
So what are we gonna do here, Ambrose loses because he "overextends" and is a "lunatic" and lost his chance for revenge because he was too blinded by it or something?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Action Shakespeare posted:

sting descends from the rafters and grabs the contract

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
seth rollins: WAH

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President
I hate when JBL tries to logic shout about wrestling matches.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

those 3 are the weirdest cheerleaders

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Luigi Thirty posted:

How do you have a gently caress finish in a pole match anyway

did you never watch wcw

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Stealthed Zombie posted:

So what are we gonna do here, Ambrose loses because he "overextends" and is a "lunatic" and lost his chance for revenge because he was too blinded by it or something?

gently caress finish due to 5 authority people out there

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

If anyone knows about loving poles to a finish it's Todd Chrisley!

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

If Page, Nash, Steiner and Booker came out and laid everyone to waste this would become AWESOME!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Is Cena going bald? lol

Stealthed Zombie
Dec 21, 2007

And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose

StarkRavingMad posted:

gently caress finish due to 5 authority people out there

Well yeah, that too.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Everyone act like climbing to the top rope is some insurmountable task, and sell like the match started 30 minutes ago.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Cena with an Electric Chair Drop

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Oh now he just rebounded because he could.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Luigi Thirty posted:

How do you have a gently caress finish in a pole match anyway

:russo:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Cardboard Box posted:

did you never watch wcw

We're only up to January 1998

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I do like how the Authority hates both of these guys, so they are all just having a grand old time

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
:lol:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
cena is a moron

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Jun 21, 2007

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