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Sorry 'bout your penis issues.
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Oct 13, 2014 21:03
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I type with two spaces because that's the way I was taught as a lad. It's not radium, though, that stops double spaces from showing up online. Blame the HTML standard which truncates everything to a single space unless you type in the right thing. I also believe strongly in the serial comma.
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Oct 13, 2014 22:21
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The Oxford comma is necessary and appropriate to avoid ambiguity. But two-spacing is old-fashioned and silly. GET WITH THE TIMES GRANDPA!
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Oct 13, 2014 22:25
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Arcturas posted:The Oxford comma is necessary and appropriate to avoid ambiguity. But two-spacing is old-fashioned and silly. GET WITH THE TIMES GRANDPA! Finally someone posts a correct opinion.
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Oct 13, 2014 22:26
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Arcturas posted:The Oxford comma is necessary and appropriate to avoid ambiguity. But two-spacing is old-fashioned and silly. GET WITH THE TIMES GRANDPA! Dropping wisdom itt.
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Oct 13, 2014 22:26
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I think that two spacing makes things easier to read. It provides a much larger visual cue that you're at the end of a sentence. Two spaces provides an instant visual difference between a period used in something like an abbreviation and one at the end of a thought.
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Oct 13, 2014 22:44
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I really don't care, though. I just wanted to type a few bullshit sentences with two spaces between them.
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Oct 13, 2014 22:45
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Arcturas posted:The Oxford comma is necessary and appropriate to avoid ambiguity. But two-spacing is old-fashioned and silly. GET WITH THE TIMES GRANDPA! Yup.
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Oct 13, 2014 22:47
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LOL if you're scrub tier lawyer and still type or read instead of having one of your five government provided secretaries do all that for you.
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Oct 13, 2014 23:05
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Just kidding I had to beg and plead with our IT people to even get a twenty inch monitor for my six year old laptop and my secretaries just laugh when we need them to do anything because they're in a union.
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Oct 13, 2014 23:06
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Just kidding I had to beg and plead with our IT people to even get a twenty inch monitor for my six year old laptop and my secretaries just laugh when we need them to do anything because they're in a union. Why aren't you in a union if you work for the government? That's normally the best part, except my union sucks at the moment because it is run by prosecutors. Turns out prosecutors suck at negotiating from position of weakness. Still 4 weeks of annual vacation, which ramps to 6 with seniority.
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Oct 13, 2014 23:30
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nm posted:Why aren't you in a union if you work for the government? That's normally the best part, except my union sucks at the moment because it is run by prosecutors. Turns out prosecutors suck at negotiating from position of weakness. The union determined that I'm a boss amd unable to join.
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Oct 14, 2014 00:57
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:The union determined that I'm a boss amd unable to join. You have to set your sights higher. Join the original
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Oct 14, 2014 01:06
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Finding out a goon is a sitting Article III judge would totally redeem The Law to me.
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Oct 14, 2014 01:34
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Gooncourt.
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Oct 14, 2014 01:53
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the milk machine posted:Finding out a goon is a sitting Article III judge would totally redeem The Law to me. Mookie went quiet all of a sudden...
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Oct 14, 2014 02:01
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:The union determined that I'm a boss amd unable to join. My boss has his own union. You can too.
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Oct 14, 2014 02:27
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nm posted:My boss has his own union. You can too. Having a negotiable salary is quite nice.
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Oct 14, 2014 03:49
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Having a negotiable salary is quite nice.
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Soothing Vapors posted:Mookie went quiet all of a sudden... I just checked, Mookie's still not an Article III judge. Looks like he's at an especially soulless kind of sweatshop for now.
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Oct 14, 2014 04:25
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MaximumBob posted:I just checked, Mookie's still not an Article III judge. Looks like he's at an especially soulless kind of sweatshop for now. Not LBBS, I hope. (That's the most soulless sweatshop I can think of in SoCal)
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Oct 14, 2014 04:47
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I'm sensing a lot of article 1 judge racism up in here.
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Oct 14, 2014 05:04
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woozle wuzzle posted:I'm sensing a lot of article 1 judge racism up in here. That's just cause you love bankruptcy.
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Oct 14, 2014 05:08
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woozle wuzzle posted:I'm sensing a lot of article 1 judge racism up in here. No life tenure=scrubs.
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Oct 14, 2014 05:41
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:That's just cause you love bankruptcy. I'm like Tyler Durden, blowing up the bank buildings to reset everyone's credit.
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Oct 14, 2014 12:20
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Real talk my almost certainly unobtainable dream job is to be a district court judge. I'm definitely planning to try for a state trial court judgeship when I have the experience. Being a judge would own so hard.
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Oct 14, 2014 20:47
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quote:Cherron Phillips, a devotee of the so-called sovereign citizen movement, was sentenced to 7 years in prison Tuesday for filing a series of bogus multibillion-dollar liens on then-U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald and other top federal court officials. I think the weirdest part is that she should've been a generic rich woman due to Nick Anderson but nope.
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Oct 14, 2014 21:27
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Omerta posted:Real talk my almost certainly unobtainable dream job is to be a district court judge. Hope you enjoy 99% family law.
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Oct 14, 2014 21:51
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Hope you enjoy 99% family law. There's no separate family court where you are?
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Oct 14, 2014 22:35
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The Dagda posted:There's no separate family court where you are? Hell, where I live some judges don't have courtrooms. I practice in the country and routinely drive 150+ miles in all directions for court. Texas is big but no one lives out here so the courts are often just General jurisdiction outside of the cities. Our "big" county has 5 judges, all general jurisdiction, and they've said 90 to 95% of their civil case lists are family.
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Oct 14, 2014 22:55
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Omerta posted:Real talk my almost certainly unobtainable dream job is to be a district court judge. Same.
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Oct 14, 2014 23:55
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Green Crayons posted:Same. In Texas being a District Judge means being able to go to social events and raise money. The work in Court gets in the way of this usually and is secondary.
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Oct 15, 2014 00:57
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Yeah, but that's Texas.
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Oct 15, 2014 01:55
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Lol "I do not consent to your jurisdiction." cuffs go on "I do not consent to your jurisdiction." orange jumpsuit goes on "I do not consent to your jurisdiction." judge rolls his eyes "I do not consent to your jurisdiction." jury foreman returns the verdict "I do not consent to your jurisdiction." remanded to the custody of the Marshals Service "I do not consent to your jurisdiction." squat & cough, fish. Enjoy the next 80 months
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Oct 15, 2014 02:58
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Omerta posted:Real talk my almost certainly unobtainable dream job is to be a district court judge. As a single male, I feel like being a judge would be a terrible thing.
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Oct 15, 2014 02:59
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gently caress it, the USPTO's 101 interpretation is loving dumb
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Oct 15, 2014 04:04
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i'm gonna allow "do marketing on twitter, with a computer" because I don't have a loving memo that says I can say "do marketing on twitter" is an abstract idea
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Oct 15, 2014 04:05
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like i want a job in patent litigation arguing invalidity for 101 that's all i want to do
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:gently caress it, the USPTO's 101 interpretation is loving dumb WhiskeyJuvenile posted:i'm gonna allow "do marketing on twitter, with a computer" because I don't have a loving memo that says I can say "do marketing on twitter" is an abstract idea
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