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KiddieGrinder posted:From then on during class you two constantly quoted the show and made in-jokes with each other to the bemusement of other students. Then you got married. And I don't even give a poo poo what gender you both are. The story of Alan Turing and Albert Einstein.
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Murphy Brownback posted:poo poo that didn't happen: somebody posted about attendance in college classes and a derail about it didn't happen. Literally keeps making me think I'm in the Venting About Students thread.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 12:25 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:poo poo that didn't happen: somebody posted about attendance in college classes and a derail about it didn't happen. I am legitimately sorry. As an apology, I went onto the FA tag on Tumblr, hoping to find some STDH about doctors/random street people who treated a fat person like an ANIMAL, but apparently it's mostly full of 'trolls' and by trolls I mean people with legitimate criticisms of the FA movement.
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Palisader posted:I am legitimately sorry. Go on
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Rick_Hunter posted:Go on Eh, just a bunch of stuff about how both intentionally gaining weight and then intentionally not losing weight wasn't healthy, and is a separate issue from loving your body. There was one blog that thought the word 'hambeast' was the absolute pinnacle of humor, but that's a different thread entirely.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 21:21 |
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Cracked.com posted a listicle written by an "Anonymous" Letter Carrier for the USPS. The entire thing was rife with STDH. Here are some gems: Cracked.com posted:You can't deliver bills, packages, junk mail, and holiday gifts to someone for years on end without learning a few things about them. I know who has DUIs, who is going to court, and who pays child support just by the letters I deliver. I know the broad details of your life without ever seeing you. The FedEx guy just knows if you have an Etsy problem. I know all your sins. Now, it's not our job to determine if the contents of a package are legal or illegal. The biggest thing we look for is leaking packages, powder crusted on things (we regularly get people mailing talcum powder and have to make sure it's not anthrax). But, for example, once upon a time I delivered a shitload of Blu-ray players to the same house. Day in, day out, player after player -- far more Blu-ray players than any human could possibly use. The destination was a big, seemingly vacant house, too. There was never anyone there, and eventually I decided to see just what the hell was going on. quote:#3. I Can Read Your Mail (and Might Use Your Bathroom, if I Get Desperate)
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 01:08 |
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The Iron Rose posted:In what world do University professors care if you attend class? Tutorials, sure, but that's with 20 people and a TA and even then they don't really care so long as you don't arrive 50 minutes in. Some universities have very strict attendance policies. The one I got my BA at would drop you a letter grade for each missed class past the third. It was bullshit.
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Notalwaysright is like shooting stdh in a barrel, but this one is really bad:quote:
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 02:13 |
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That looks like something a trouper would write of they were trying to make up a story about them going to some kind of big box retailer. But that's why it's hilarious
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(I am in the kitchen washing dishes when I noticed the neighbours’ daughter about to knock on the front door of my unit. I answer the door to see what she wants.) Neighbour’s Daughter: “Can I come in and see your My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic toys?!” Me: “Sure, why not.” (As soon as she enters, several other kids show up and follow her inside. One of them is even carrying a bag full of ‘My Little Pony’ toys. They stay for about half an hour, singing songs, eating food, looking through my collection, and talking about pony videos they had seen on the Internet. Once they were gone I texted my best friend what had happened.) Me: “I now know how Bilbo Baggins felt when Gandalf threw that dwarf rave party.” Best Friend: “What?!” Me: “I was in my pj’s and robe, too. I keep expecting them to come back and make me sign a contract.”
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corn in the bible posted:(I am in the kitchen washing dishes when I noticed the neighbours’ daughter about to knock on the front door of my unit. I answer the door to see what she wants.) The first child was sent in the same spirit that penguins push one of their number into the water to check for sea lions, but in this case the sea lion is a pedophile.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 02:29 |
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Oh, you read Aatrek's tumblr?
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corn in the bible posted:Me: “I now know how Bilbo Baggins felt when Gandalf threw that dwarf rave party.” ?.. ?...... If it weren't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college?
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 02:31 |
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Sentient Data posted:
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Sentient Data posted:?.. Yeah, the first part of that seems like it's going one way, like a kind of creepy way but you could almost see a potential not-creepy way, and then the robe thing comes along inexplicably and cements all creepiness.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 03:00 |
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(It’s Thanksgiving, and I’m seeing my youngest cousins for the first time since they were babies. To break the ice, we’re talking about the only topic I have in common with 4 and 7 year olds, ‘My Little Pony’.) Me: “Okay, so since you’re wild and crazy, and your favorite pony is Fluttershy, your pony name will be… umm… Nuttershy!” (They laugh uproariously at this.) Older cousin: “My favorite pony is Rainbow Dash! Can my pony name be Sonic Rainboom?” Me: “Okay! Nice! Now only I need a pony name, hmmm…” Younger cousin: “Your favorite pony is Pinkie Pie, and you have like a million cats, so your name will be Pussy Pie!” Me: “Uh…” Cousins: “Come on, Pussy Pie! Let’s go write a letter to Princess Celestia and let her know we’ve all made new friends today!”
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Sentient Data posted:?.. Hahaha thank you for this
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Be a super-hacker and gently caress the law!http://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/2j6xtr/jury_duty_didnt_expect_my_technical_background_to/ posted:The door rang at my condo, but I had no idea it would a defining moment back then.
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Sentient Data posted:Be a super-hacker and gently caress the law! Wow, I can't wait to see what happens on next week's episode. Seriously it's like the plot of a haphazardly written action drama. Next week on BYTEWAVE! "Please Bytewave, you've gotta help me" "For the last time, don't call me that! I've given up hacking for good, I'm going into law." "But without your help, an innocent man is going to DIE!" RillAkBea has a new favorite as of 14:29 on Oct 14, 2014 |
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loving burners and "will yield all it's secrets to a mobile device with the right app if you're in wifi range". HAHAHAHAHAHA
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One of my Facebook friends posted this from Australia First (a racist Facebook group in a similar vein to Britain First). Waiting to hear back if they posted it as a joke, if it was someone else on her account, or if she's secretly terrible.quote:## SOCIAL EXPERIMENT ## My favourite part is the bit where all the cops turn out to be secretly racist too. Looking forward to the film footage!
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Stottie Kyek posted:One of my Facebook friends posted this from Australia First (a racist Facebook group in a similar vein to Britain First). Waiting to hear back if they posted it as a joke, if it was someone else on her account, or if she's secretly terrible. My favorite part is that it's the RELIGION that commits atrocities, as opposed to some people in the religion I guess that would require treating them as individuals though and not being able to paint everyone in broad strokes of black and white morality!
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 16:48 |
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what religion requires that you wear a balaclava
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Stottie Kyek posted:My favourite part is the bit where all the cops turn out to be secretly racist too.
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corn in the bible posted:what religion requires that you wear a balaclava Third-day balaclavarians.
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Cheradenine posted:Third-day balaclavarians. the eighth sacrament:
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corn in the bible posted:what religion requires that you wear a balaclava Reformed Russian Orthodox Church.
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Stottie Kyek posted:One of my Facebook friends posted this from Australia First (a racist Facebook group in a similar vein to Britain First). Waiting to hear back if they posted it as a joke, if it was someone else on her account, or if she's secretly terrible. Is there actually some law that protects people from showing there faces in public? I can't imagine any reason why someone would be permitted to wear a balaclava despite the wishes of everyone around them.
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I'm still just confused why everyone is suddenly calling them balaclavas instead of "ski masks" which is what they've been known as in the US (for the past few decades, at least). Is everyone so swept up in the fear porn that they default to a word that sounds foreign so they can make the person seem more threatening? Also quote:he wished he was not on duty so he could find out more as I smashed them with information about ISLAM A) Why would he need to be off duty to be present at a dispute where he could overhear things B) What does the "experiment" have to do with Islam in the first place? C) "we noticed a few woman in burkas , no different to what I was wearing" The gently caress? That's a full body covering, not a mask D) "Coles , woolworths , target and the centre in general" Without saying a country, that list of stores tells me the US. I've never seen anyone wear a full freaking burqa in my life here. Head scarves, sure, but not that pacman ghost cosplay outfit E) Why the hell am I getting so pissed off over this?
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Sentient Data posted:I'm still just confused why everyone is suddenly calling them balaclavas instead of "ski masks" which is what they've been known as in the US (for the past few decades, at least). Is everyone so swept up in the fear porn that they default to a word that sounds foreign so they can make the person seem more threatening? Liebural detected. Everyone get your guns.
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corn in the bible posted:what religion requires that you wear a balaclava taigs and loyalest loyalists
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Sentient Data posted:
Woolworths doesn't exist in the US anymore. And from a reading of the wiki page, kinda interestingly the Australian company that uses the name stole it because it wasn't trademarked in AU.
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Sentient Data posted:I'm still just confused why everyone is suddenly calling them balaclavas instead of "ski masks" which is what they've been known as in the US (for the past few decades, at least). Is everyone so swept up in the fear porn that they default to a word that sounds foreign so they can make the person seem more threatening? I dunno as a Brit they've always been balaclavas in the UK, it's not foreign or scary. I only hear Americans use "ski mask".
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 21:18 |
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Ski mask honestly sounds more threatening.
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Sentient Data posted:I'm still just confused why everyone is suddenly calling them balaclavas It's because they were used extensively during The Battle Of Balaclava, hence the name.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 21:44 |
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I'm American and I only ever heard them be called ski masks until around the 2000s and now I haven't heard anyone call them anything but balaclavas in years.
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Only ever heard "ski mask," "balaclava" always makes me think of the Greek dessert
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Sentient Data posted:
The clue was in the post. "One of my Facebook friends posted this from Australia First (a racist Facebook group in a similar vein to Britain First). " They're all stores in Australia. There's plenty of women in burqas around Sydney, generally if you head further out into the suburbs where there's a larger Muslim population. You don't see so many in other areas though, because of the racist shitheads that try to have a go at them. Also they're called balaclavas here. You're more likely to see them used for robbing servos than skiing. Creature has a new favorite as of 23:04 on Oct 14, 2014 |
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I've heard 'ski mask' in reference to non-stretch materials, 'balaclava' when it is configurable to scarf/cap setups.
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Americans call balaclavas ski masks? For some reason I always thought ski mask was synonymous with hockey mask. That's why I always thought American criminals were a lot more theatrical than ours, like, why do you need to dress up like Jason Voorhees to do crimes when you could just wear a balaclava?
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