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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Bumpity bum bump.

It's a finger.




I'm sure this isn't what it looks like.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Say Nothing posted:

I'm sure this isn't what it looks like.



That is definitely a cartoon dragon smothering small Asian children with his giant dragon penis.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Time to climb in Draco's "sleeping bag", kids.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I guess that explains all those images on the internet that make me feel sick. I now know their influence.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`


Magypsy
Apr 2, 2010

People call me Pine! (Pine!)
Eastern Venus Space Police.
If there's slime, (There's slime!)
Involved in a crime, (Bad crime!)
We'll clean them up on the beat! (The beat!)

What the hell is this even supposed to be? A flesh-coloured sleeping bag?

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic

Magypsy posted:

What the hell is this even supposed to be? A flesh-coloured sleeping bag?

The animators knew what it was supposed to be. They knew what it would look like. And they made it flap over those children.

marshmallard
Apr 15, 2005

This post is about me.

Thunk
Oct 15, 2007

The only obscene thing I see is the guy's haircut.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I also fail to see the NWS in this picture.
I assume it's supposed to be the fact that she's about to suck on a hose which is protruding from the general region of his crotch, but that would only really work if the bottom of the picture were cropped off.

PotU
Jul 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It looks like she's naked. Jesus Christ come on.

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

Hahaha wow I completely lost it at this one

GnuUzir
Oct 16, 2009

I like this one, it speaks to dedication.

marshmallard
Apr 15, 2005

This post is about me.

PotU posted:

It looks like she's naked. Jesus Christ come on.

It worked a lot better on Facebook where it was smaller, but Imgur only gave me two options and neither worked as well.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010






I caught it about two-thrids through after scrolling

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

That is definitely a cartoon dragon smothering small Asian children with his giant dragon penis.

Small latino kids.

The dragon penis part is correct though.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012
I can't even figure out what that's supposed to be, other than a dick and balls resting on a Flintstones sized steak

senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!


It's supposed to be berries of some kind on a cake, I assume.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:
Y'all act like you've never teabagged a cake before.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
Those Church of LDS folks sure know how to have a wedding!

And thank goodness they covered up the phone number, now there's no way I can find Martin's Fine Desserts in Salt Lake City, Utah at zip code 84115!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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I wonder if they hired some anti-LDS firm to do the design, and this is totally intentional.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

cobalt impurity posted:

Those Church of LDS folks sure know how to have a wedding!

And thank goodness they covered up the phone number, now there's no way I can find Martin's Fine Desserts in Salt Lake City, Utah at zip code 84115!

You mean (801) 244-0823, over at 2163 S. Richards Street?

(And they haven't changed their logo yet.)

Mushinronsha
Apr 14, 2006

Please do not feed poinsettias to animals, its not good for them and I dont want PI to yell at me.
Statue in Texas

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Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Samizdata posted:

You mean (801) 244-0823, over at 2163 S. Richards Street?

(And they haven't changed their logo yet.)

Shouldn't somebody tell them? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

I think it must be the unfortunate leg position of the woman crouching directly behind him? Honestly I just put this up and I actually can't figure it the gently caress out.

DorkusMalorkus has a new favorite as of 19:42 on Oct 14, 2014

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

XenoXiaoyu
Mar 28, 2006

Give us your HANDS
That has to be NWS. How can it not be? Where's the "isn't NWS" part, because that is a lady standing outside with her pants off.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Flesh colored leggings.

PleasantDirge
Sep 7, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT HOW NOT BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE ON THE ROAD IS JUST LIKE BEING A JEW AT A NAZI GATHERING BECAUSE I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO NOT BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND WHEN PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE I'M A FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT IS JUST LIKE GENOCIDE

XenoXiaoyu posted:

That has to be NWS. How can it not be? Where's the "isn't NWS" part, because that is a lady standing outside with her pants off.

You see ladies have this gift from science called leggings...

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS GOD DAMNIT. Buy a loving mirror.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

XenoXiaoyu posted:

That has to be NWS. How can it not be? Where's the "isn't NWS" part, because that is a lady standing outside with her pants off.

The illusion breaks down when you look at her legs below her knees- her 'skin' just gets unnatural and the line where the boots are doesn't look right at all. Otherwise yeah, the gently caress

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

DorkusMalorkus posted:


I think it must be the unfortunate leg position of the woman crouching directly behind him? Honestly I just put this up and I actually can't figure it the gently caress out.

If not, that dude has a shoe and sock on his gigantic nutsack.


veedubfreak posted:

LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS GOD DAMNIT. Buy a loving mirror.

:agreed:

Red_October_7000
Jun 22, 2009

AFewBricksShy posted:

Crossposting from another thread, I think this fits here:


The Ben Franklin parkway is awesome because it's the perfect vantage point to see William Penn waving his dick at Camden.


(alternate view)

It might have been posted before, but search sucks.

It's a few pages back but I feel I must bring this up again. Y'see, my dad travels to the capitol region on business with some frequency, so he's seen this statue before and of course noted what it looks like (there is or was a restaurant which provided the perfect view). However there is an added bonus that is not apparent from these photographs. When it rains, the water runs off the head of the ...document in such a fashion as to suggest that not only is Wm. Penn waving his dong about, but that he is also having a slash all over everyone...

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Red_October_7000 posted:

It's a few pages back but I feel I must bring this up again. Y'see, my dad travels to the capitol region on business with some frequency, so he's seen this statue before and of course noted what it looks like (there is or was a restaurant which provided the perfect view). However there is an added bonus that is not apparent from these photographs. When it rains, the water runs off the head of the ...document in such a fashion as to suggest that not only is Wm. Penn waving his dong about, but that he is also having a slash all over everyone...

Your dad must have really amazing eyesight if he can see that all the way from Harrisburg.

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes

stubblyhead posted:

Your dad must have really amazing eyesight if he can see that all the way from Harrisburg.

He's talking about the D.C. region. You know Philly/New York/Baltimore.

Not to mention I wouldn't expect anyone outside of PA to know what Harrisburg is. It's an incredibly forgettable city.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless



Actual contribution.

Say Nothing has a new favorite as of 04:07 on Oct 15, 2014

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Flesh colored leggings.

Which are redundant and shouldn't exist.

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Grumbletron 4000
Nov 30, 2002

Where you want it, bitch.
College Slice

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:

He's talking about the D.C. region. You know Philly/New York/Baltimore.

Not to mention I wouldn't expect anyone outside of PA to know what Harrisburg is. It's an incredibly forgettable city.

You're telling me. I live a town over from it and never go there for anything. Its pretty much the lamest capital city.

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