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neonbregna posted:Dio lives Probably. It's actually even some Japanese metal singer's babby.
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Speaking of international egg jokes, Why do the French only ever eat one egg for breakfast? Because in France, one egg is en eauf. I'm here all week. Tip your servers, it ain't a loving hobby.
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Mr T ate my eggs.
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stubblyhead posted:
Omelette du fromage?
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œuf e: 3 eggs 1 guy 
SpaceGoatFarts has a new favorite as of 10:52 on Oct 14, 2014 |
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mind the walrus posted:Fake or not that's still a good rebuttal to anti-gay marriage. Not really, because the strawman int this one is very improbable.
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Paladinus posted:Not really, because the strawman int this one is very improbable.
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Paladinus posted:Not really, because the strawman int this one is very improbable. An argument should be between one strawman and one strawwoman! 
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Strawdam And Streve not Strawdam and Streve!
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Lotish posted:This reminds me of a language barrier misunderstanding one of my mother's friends had while living in Germany. At the time (maybe it still is, I haven't lived in Germany in twenty years), it was completely normal for people to get out of their cars and piss on the side of the road. This American woman was not used to it, and when confronted with a man doing just that as she walked down the street, she said, "GROSS!" This is a really funny story good job.
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Frostwerks posted:This is a really funny story good job. Thanks it's a big hit with my ESL students.
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davidspackage posted:Mr T ate my eggs. Sometimes I miss early-mid 90's Internet. 
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Blistex posted:Sometimes I miss early-mid 90's Internet. I pity the fool who don't like eggs!
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Now I really wanna see Smashmouth eat the eggs.
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This is Aladdin Sane, not Ziggy Stardust, so this pun is bullshit and this shirt sucks.  Gaunab posted:making this shirt See above
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BiggerBoat posted:This is Aladdin Sane, not Ziggy Stardust, so this pun is bullshit and this shirt sucks. The fun police is here, cheese it!
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BiggerBoat posted:This is Aladdin Sane, not Ziggy Stardust, so this pun is bullshit and this shirt sucks. 
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Bowie himself described Aladdin Sane as simply "Ziggy goes to America" 
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"Honey, this is not what I meant when I told you I wanted it up the tailpipe!"
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Geoff Zahn posted:Bowie himself described Aladdin Sane as simply "Ziggy goes to America" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZEGHK_3W2o
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Stick it in the tailpipe!  I'll see myself out
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Did you hear the one about the Aggie terrorist that tried to blow up a car? He burned his mouth on the tailpipe.
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That joke is funny in several parts of Texas.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:That joke is funny to anyone who has met an Aggie.
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Juggling so many relationships must be exhausting.
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I guess we know what gets his motor going. His strong sex drive.
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Manky posted:Omelette du fromage? That's aaallll you can saaayyy! That's aaalll you can saaayyy!
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When he was young he asked his mother how he'd know when he'd met the one. His mother replied, "There'll be a spark."
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I wish printers could make animated pictures so I could print this out and put it on my wall like a little motivational poster.
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carburetor? i hardly knew her!
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Lotish posted:I wish printers could make animated pictures so I could print this out and put it on my wall like a little motivational poster. get an used tablet
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