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Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?
Huh, I wonder why this thread has 106 posts.

Pansexual Same-Sex Couple Crowned Homecoming Princesses

quote:

To: therightliveswithus
PANSEXUAL? What in the hell is a Pansexual never heard that term. Are they into Pans? Lord please come quick!


5 posted on 10/11/2014, 1:24:03 PM by Patriot Babe
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quote:

To: therightliveswithus
They said that they do not consider gender important in choosing a partner.
Their parents should be arrested and water-boarded until they renounce their liberalism.

9 posted on 10/11/2014, 1:25:32 PM by PROCON (Ask Yourself This..Are You More Likely to be Infected or Beheaded Today Than You Were 6 Years Ago?)
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quote:

To: therightliveswithus
Soooo, a boy and girl are a couple, but not a heterosexual couple because they are both gay, but not concerned with gender in picking a partner??

I really wish that ISIS would invade California.


11 posted on 10/11/2014, 1:25:58 PM by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyranni)
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quote:

To: elcid1970
Pan also refers to cloven-hooved devil too.


38 posted on 10/11/2014, 1:40:05 PM by Cats Pajamas (Wonder what Slick and Cankles did with the rent a dogs now they have grandbaby for optics?)
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quote:

To: EEGator
Chimpanzees and bonobos are pansexuals. Does that answer your question? I wonder if those two people throw feces at people also.


65 posted on 10/11/2014, 2:10:10 PM by forgotten man
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quote:

To: Nik Naym
Put them all on an island and tell the to reproduce, and leave who is let ti Isis, I am sure they will be friendly to them.


73 posted on 10/11/2014, 2:43:17 PM by rxtn41
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Ew grandma shut up :gonk:

quote:

To: captain_dave
I recently watched a true crime show on TV where a lesbian “flipped” a straight woman and they became “lovers”. I think it is just a case of arrested development and these people never matured past the “playing doctor” phase of childhood. It is simply mutual masturbation. But that is just this old lady’s opinion.


81 posted on 10/11/2014, 3:02:51 PM by ruesrose (The Anchor Holds)
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quote:

To: Army Air Corps
Is it the end of the world now?


104 posted on 10/11/2014, 7:05:53 PM by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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Man, confused-but-still-enraged Freep is the best kind of Freep.

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Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


EDIT: Nevermind, missed my chance.

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.

galagazombie posted:

I always thought anti-roma racism was a european thing. Leave it to freep to prove me wrong for hoping for something good.

Well, I saw some UK racist facebook thing the other day that accused David Cameron of being a 'secret Muslim' so maybe there's some right-wing crazy exchange going on? :britain:

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

There's an international exchange system where rightwingers from different countries swap hatreds in order to mix it up.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Freep is just aping their cool european racist friends.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

Mantis42 posted:

There's an international exchange system where rightwingers from different countries swap hatreds in order to mix it up.

I am told that the money and ideas for the Russian anti - gay laws are in part arranged by American fundamentalists.

Badera
Jan 30, 2012

Student Brian Boyko has lost faith in America.

MattD1zzl3 posted:

I am told that the money and ideas for the Russian anti - gay laws are in part arranged by American fundamentalists.

They sure were in Uganda, so I'd believe it.

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
This would be a pretty solid thread title:

Freepers: I really wish that ISIS would invade California.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

MeLKoR posted:

Wonder if they are Gypies? Those people are a cancer. Not as bad as Muslims but really close.

6 posted on 10/13/2014 12:44:11 PM by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)

Welp. And another notation to make on the freep-ranking scale of threats to america.

And yes, it's really sad that racism against roma is not only very prevalent in europe, but also still very much accepted in the mainstream. In my nordic country, people know enough that if they have racist prejudices against say black people, they keep that poo poo bottled up when in public because we've come that far at least. But people can spew the most vile rants against roma, and nobody as much as shrugs.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I'm gonna get dogpiled and maybe even a red title about how racist I am for this! But I'm pretty sure they aren't refering to actual Roma gypsies and using it more as a short hand for any nomadic people. Kinda like that reality show "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" or whatever featured American gypsies with no Roma heritage.
I'm not saying there isn't any hate against the Roma people, just that this isn't always the case when people talk about "gypsies". You're giving Freep a whole lot more credit for being aware and knowledgable than they are.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

MattD1zzl3 posted:

I am told that the money and ideas for the Russian anti - gay laws are in part arranged by American fundamentalists.

staticman posted:

Russia produces an anti-gay propaganda documentary on TV, starring Scott "crimes against humanity" Lively!

From Mother Jones

quote:

While Lively's views can't find much domestic audience, they play well in Vladimir Putin's Russia. Lively's anti-gay zeal is on display in Sodom, a new documentary that aired on Russian television last month, to much acclaim. The film was produced by famously anti-gay TV host Arkady Mamontov, who once implied that the Chelyabinsk meteorite explosion was caused by the gay rights movement. The film aired on Rossiya-1, Russia's main government-funded TV channel.

"For American homosexuals, this man, Scott Lively, is public enemy number one," intones the film's narrator. On camera, Lively speaks about the gay "agenda," which seeks "anti-discrimination policy" in the name of ultimate "societal conquest." Lively insists that "The average American is not in favor of homosexuality. But they are afraid to speak publicly about it, because the gays have so much power and they can do harm to those people."

Lively brings the film's producers to the headquarters of the Human Rights Campaign in Washington, DC. Set against a dramatic soundtrack, Lively paces outside. "This organization, instead of focusing on the true needs of people around the world, they are trying to declare that homosexuality is a human right," Lively says. "They spend vast amounts of money to promote this agenda around the world instead of defending genuine human rights."

Lively can be found around the 8 minute mark of the video. After that, we get scenes of San Francisco pride and other examples of gay depravity and savagery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQSaW6-fPek

The same people who cry persecution at home are trying their best to see if they can trigger a gay holocaust in parts of the world where this stuff still flies. The worst part about American bigotry is that, far from being powerless, it has a global scope and is at this moment getting people beaten and murdered.

Political Whores fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Oct 13, 2014

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Doubtful Guest posted:

Well, I saw some UK racist facebook thing the other day that accused David Cameron of being a 'secret Muslim' so maybe there's some right-wing crazy exchange going on? :britain:

Hatred of Muslims is not a new or imported concept in the UK.

kik2dagroin
Mar 23, 2007

Use the anger. Use it.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Freep is just aping their cool european racist friends.
Guess we know who the real racist is :smuggo:

Fruity Rudy
Oct 8, 2008

Taste The Rainbow!
Some cities (Minneapolis and Seattle) are replacing Columbus Day with Indigenous Peoples' Day to commerate the victims of these colonial era slaughters. Seems like a much overdue concept at this point instead of honoring a money crazed killer who raped young girls and brutally slaughtered and mutilated people.

But... How will our beloved Freepers react to change?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3212198/posts#comment
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3213989/posts#comment

quote:

Better watch your language! Those who are "differently abled" will take offense thanks to the leftists who have enacted the cult of PC. As for me, I don't care, words like retard, queer, redskin and so on are an integral part of my rich vocabulary. :)

11 posted on October 7, 2014 at 12:00:27 AM PDT by re_nortex (DP - that's what I like about Texas)
:)

quote:

I just call them redskins or injuns (feather not dot). If they have truly assimilated, speak standard English, believe in the One True God, hate abortion and sodomy, then they’re just good old unhyphenated Americans.

14 posted on October 7, 2014 at 12:25:05 AM PDT by re_nortex (DP - that's what I like about Texas)
You'll pry my racism against native americans from my cold dead mart cart.

quote:

You mean those wonderful indigenous people that constantly fought amongst each other and stole each others’ land?


25 posted on October 7, 2014 at 6:54:50 AM PDT by dfwgator (The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)

quote:

***Indigenous Peoples’ Day in Seattle. ***

Wonder if they will cut out a few hearts in sacrifice or maybe have a Morning Star ceremony, with cannibalism afterward.

http://www.dickshovel.com/scalp.html
http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=20000907&slug=4041058


26 posted on October 7, 2014 at 6:56:05 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar

quote:

The holiday is NOT controversial, and those who think it is are NOT Americans.

3 posted on October 11, 2014 at 10:08:23 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)

quote:

Is it time to say Goodbye to America.

The America I have known from 1776 to 1960 is long dead and the current America is dying a rapid death, racing toward PC totalitarian socialist tyranny.


7 posted on October 11, 2014 at 10:10:50 AM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (Free goodies for all -- Freedom for none.)


quote:

If they want an “indigenous peoples” holiday then get their own flaming day! October 12th is Columbus day. How about Oct 19th or Oct 25th? Why does it have to fall on Columbus day? Truth is they don’t really want their own holiday, they just want to crap on Columbus. It’s the same crap with atheist displays during Christmas season. They don’t have a holiday (by definition — of course April 1st works). They just want to crap on Christianity.


11 posted on October 11, 2014 at 10:13:58 AM PDT by Rightwing Conspiratr1
And frankly, what's more christlike than killing and raping and stealing gold?

quote:

Redskin Day!


25 posted on October 11, 2014 at 10:33:25 AM PDT by VRW Conspirator (There will be another crusade in our lifetime.)

quote:

yup- just like the Soprano’s, another way to stick it to Italians...

i saw about five minutes of this sketch and they talked about how “mean” Columbus was...then I thought about the stories of indians scalping indians from other tribes, quartering them with horses, tying wet deer skin around skulls, etc...


32 posted on October 11, 2014 at 10:52:44 AM PDT by God luvs America (63.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)

quote:

With all the wackos, nuts, and crazies out there, I’m glad I have no children.


48 posted on October 11, 2014 at 1:58:33 PM PDT by wally_bert (There are no winners in a game of losers. I'm Tommy Joyce, welcome to the Oriental Lounge.)
Me too wally_bert. Me too.

Fruity Rudy fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Oct 14, 2014

Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe
These people have a weird appreciation to a holiday created by Kennedy to try and fix a problem he was having with the Italian American community.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Freepers: Good old unhyphenated Americans

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



quote:

Is it time to say Goodbye to America.

The America I have known from 1776 to 1960 is long dead and the current America is dying a rapid death, racing toward PC totalitarian socialist tyranny.

7 posted on October 11, 2014 at 10:10:50 AM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (Free goodies for all -- Freedom for none.)

Man, and here I thought dalereed was old.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


tacodaemon posted:

Man, and here I thought dalereed was old.

Vampires his age usually don't use the internet, but I guess threatening the Masquerade is worth it if none of the court are willing to hear you bitch and moan about the darkies and the immigrants anymore.

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.
Where the hell did Freep get the idea that drawing and quartering someone was an Native execution method? They didn't even have horses until the Europeans introduced them. stereotypically I think of Medieval castles not teepees when I think of drawing and quartering

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

platedlizard posted:

Where the hell did Freep get the idea that drawing and quartering someone was an Native execution method? They didn't even have horses until the Europeans introduced them. stereotypically I think of Medieval castles not teepees when I think of drawing and quartering

Their only exposure to the practice must be when it was performed by possessed trees in Demonia.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
This is from 2008 but it's awesome. Freepers complaining about how Ben&Jerry's Ice Cream keeps mixing politics and business.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2022196/posts

quote:

The antics of these two jerks is why I won't buy their ice cream.
If your business isn't politics, keep your politics out of your business. You will lose more customers than you will gain.

6 posted on 5/27/2008 5:45:04 PM by Psycho_Bunny

I'm sure there's some weaselly explanation for why it's wrong for Liberals to mix politics and business but it's okay when Conservatives do it.

Technical Analysis
Nov 21, 2007

I got 99 problems but the British ain't one.

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I'm sure there's some weaselly explanation for why it's wrong for Liberals to mix politics and business but it's okay when Conservatives do it.

I'm not sure if it's weaselly when it's as strait-forward as "Their politics bad, keep them out of business, our politics good, make business better.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


It finally happened. A flash mob or something wrecked a store in Brooklyn and the first thing I thought of was Freep's reaction. :smithicide:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Remember that time a bunch of lily white rich kids flashmobbed on wall street and wrecked the entire country? Can we attribute that to the entire white race and their pre-disposition towards loving everything up for everybody everywhere? No? Okay then.

It's like that Wanda Sykes joke "I've never been mugged of my future"

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

I'd be more interested to know if the targeting a Jewish business was incidental or deliberate, rather than the racial profile of the assailants. They also didn't shall anything, just knocked stuff down.

King Metal
Jun 15, 2001

Fruity Rudy posted:

Is it time to say Goodbye to America.

The America I have known from 1776 to 1960 is long dead and the current America is dying a rapid death, racing toward PC totalitarian socialist tyranny.

I know most freepers are old farts, but this one

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
I love their hatred of gypsies. Now I get to imagine them all as Borat.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Couple weeks back, but apparently the Daily Show invited a bunch of Redskins apologists on, and then brought in a bunch of Native American activists to tell them how wrong they are. Freep threw a fit about it, saying it was "unethical", yellow journalism, mean to the fans, etc. Here's the clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbYs7QagnDc

A few nasty digs, including the fun habit of calling Stewart "Leibowitz" and saying he's self-hating. Afaik, the story is he uses "Stewart" because he's not on good terms with his dad, not to de-ethnicize.

I found this one a reeeeeal stretch of the "if I don't actually say the word, I'm not a bad person".

quote:


Well, if you’re worried about fitting the name on the helmet, something short and pithy reflecting Mr Schnyder’s heritage may be appropriate...I’m thinking: “something...killers”

You know, since we’re being all sensitive

31 posted on 9/20/2014, 6:35:01 PM by CharleysPride (non chiedere cio che non si puo prendere)

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
The 1/12th thing cracks me up so much. She just had to choose a mathematically impossible ratio (unless she's from a parallel universe)

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

The 1/12th thing cracks me up so much. She just had to choose a mathematically impossible ratio (unless she's from a parallel universe)

I had the same reaction the first time I saw it but it could work if she had two ancestors in different generations 1/8 + 1/16. It's still a crock of poo poo though.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

MeLKoR posted:

I had the same reaction the first time I saw it but it could work if she had two ancestors in different generations 1/8 + 1/16. It's still a crock of poo poo though.

In that case she'd be 3/32 which I guess is sorta close. 1/12 is 8% vs 9% for 3/32

Technical Analysis
Nov 21, 2007

I got 99 problems but the British ain't one.
Let's just agree that anyone that white is white, no matter how much Native American ancestry they have.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Either that or we agree that any Native or First Nations with that much Caucasian in them is allowed to dictate what white people really think, in turn.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Either that or we agree that any Native or First Nations with that much Caucasian in them is allowed to dictate what white people really think, in turn.

The only people who truly understands the native experience is rich white men.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
So basically they thought Frollo was right in Hunchback of Notre Dame?

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Har har har I showed that Liberal!

quote:

A few days ago I had to endure the Dementor's Lair known as the DMV office.

So as I approched the door to this house of line waiting horror there was this college age liberal hippie type girl with a clip board asking people if they are registered to vote.

She approached me and asked me if I am regiostered to vote. (I am registered already). So i decided to get snarky..

In my Best Deadpan Tone i said the following: "I Don't Vote, Because there is no option on the Ballot for "None of the Above" ".

As I entered the building I could hear her softly stammer like someone who just bit their own tongue...

quote:



Good job!

Too bad it’s illegal to spray paint her clothes and shave her head(assuming her head wasn’t shaved already), but you did the best that you could under the circumstances.

3 posted on 10/15/2014, 4:34:10 PM by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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Ebola Vaccine Grab Bag

Rudimentary indeed.

quote:

My rudimentary understanding is that every vaccine “infects” a certain percentage of those to whom it is administered.

Not willing to take the chance with THIS one.

4 posted on 10/15/2014, 3:47:14 PM by SparkyBass
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The second one's about a Chinese-developed one.

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Made with antifreeze and used cooking oil?

3 posted on 10/15/2014, 3:28:30 PM by Dallas59
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My Ebola vaccine is a giant wheel lock. Just put it on all the jet airliners in Liberia.

Presto - nobody in this country gets Ebola.

4 posted on 10/15/2014, 3:29:06 PM by lacrew
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAH get a load of this rear end gently caress.

quote:


So the Chinese and Russians both have vaccines before we do. Could it be that they have weaponized ebola, and wanted to defend themselves in case of accidental release?


21 posted on 10/15/2014, 3:54:51 PM by Thunder90 (All posts soley represent my own opinion.)
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Fruity Rudy
Oct 8, 2008

Taste The Rainbow!

DemeaninDemon posted:

Har har har I showed that Liberal!

A few days ago I had to endure the Dementor's Lair known as the DMV office.

So as I approched the door to this house of line waiting horror there was this college age liberal hippie type girl with a clip board asking people if they are registered to vote.

She approached me and asked me if I am regiostered to vote. (I am registered already). So i decided to get snarky..

In my Best Deadpan Tone i said the following: "I Don't Vote, Because there is no option on the Ballot for "None of the Above" ".

As I entered the building I could hear her softly stammer like someone who just bit their own tongue...

Let me guess. You could hear a pin drop. Then rest of the DMV stood up and applauded.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
You can tell it's true because people who gather signatures on the street are never harassed or exposed to sarcasm and ridicule. They're the perfect target for your zinger as they have no expectation for that sort of thing.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Her stammering was probably muttering "hurry up and die old man" under her breath.

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Mr. Belpit
Nov 11, 2008
Christ, I wish the whole "omg long lines at the DMV amirite??" meme would die already. It's not the 90s anymore.

Also wish the Boomers would die already. It's not the 50s/60s anymore.

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