Apple's Annual iPad Event (October 16th @ 10AM PDT)

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ShoogaSlim: May 22, 2001; YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING

~~My brain will melt the first time I see someone use Apple Pay on their iPad to pay for a Snickers at 7-11.~~

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ShoogaSlim fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Oct 16, 2014

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

gotta stretch out this nonsense more

# ? Oct 16, 2014 18:55

Axim: Dec 21, 2004; sheeeeeeeeit

ShoogaSlim posted:

My brain will melt the first time I see someone use Apple Pay on their iPad to pay for a Snickers at 7-11.

iPad doesn't do NFC apple pay, only online.

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JazzFlight: Apr 29, 2006; Oooooooooooh!

ShoogaSlim posted:

My brain will melt the first time I see someone use Apple Pay on their iPad to pay for a Snickers at 7-11.

You mean try, right? It doesn't have NFC.

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Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

ShoogaSlim posted:

My brain will melt the first time I see someone use Apple Pay on their iPad to pay for a Snickers at 7-11.

Yeah because that's not possible.

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Rabble: Dec 3, 2005; Pillbug

Oh good, product demos. Lets not talk about the apple watch or any sort of mac hardware upgrades.

Still buying an apple watch day 1.

# ? Oct 16, 2014 18:55

ShoogaSlim: May 22, 2001; YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING

Whoops I missed it not having NFC sorry guys

# ? Oct 16, 2014 18:56

Kobayashi: Aug 13, 2004; by Nyc_Tattoo

I wish Apple had cut some of this filler to keep this presentation to an hour.

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Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Wait, what program is this? That erase tool is cool.

I have so many embarrassing things to remove from my selfies.

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The Dave: Sep 9, 2003

Rabble posted:

Oh good, product demos. Lets not talk about the apple watch or any sort of mac hardware upgrades.

Still buying an apple watch day 1.

What do you expect them to say about the Apple Watch today outside of watchkit?

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Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

Kobayashi posted:

I wish Apple had cut some of this filler to keep this presentation to an hour.

Just pretend it starts at 10:45AM next time.

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Rabble: Dec 3, 2005; Pillbug

The Dave posted:

What do you expect them to say about the Apple Watch today outside of watchkit?

Nothing, just lamenting the worthless product demos.

# ? Oct 16, 2014 18:57

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

Aphrodite posted:

Wait, what program is this? That erase tool is cool.

I have so many embarrassing things to remove from my selfies.

Pixelmator. Photoshop has had the same functionality since CS5.

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Xabi: Jan 21, 2006; Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Give us 2GB RAM ffs!

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suddenlyissoon: Feb 17, 2002; Don't be sad that I am gone.

So I guess the iPad Air screen protectors will work for the 2, right?

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howe_sam: Mar 7, 2013; Creepy little garbage eaters

Aphrodite posted:

Wait, what program is this? That erase tool is cool.

I have so many embarrassing things to remove from my selfies.

Pixelmator

At least the demos all feature dudes with cool accents

# ? Oct 16, 2014 18:57

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

Pixelmator. Photoshop has had the same functionality since CS5.

That's cool. I didn't know you could do that.

Hooray future.

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smackfu: Jun 7, 2004

Wasn't this stuff already in iMovie?

# ? Oct 16, 2014 18:58

Mortanis: Dec 28, 2005; It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.; College Slice

Does Apple own a portion of these companies? They're going to get massive sales boosts being up on stage like this.

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Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

Xabi posted:

Give us 2GB RAM ffs!

It has 2GB RAM. Apple has never worried much about divulging actual specs of their devices.

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Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

It auto-corrected away Utah. Owned Utah.

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Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

It's Road Trip very funny.

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Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

Gonna buy an iPad Air 2, and a new Time Capsule since all my devices will be on 802.11ac now.

Still have the 2011 27" iMac on 802.11n?

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shoplifter: May 23, 2001; bored before I even began

IT'S ROAD TRIP

:psyduck:

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buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

It's Road Trip?

e:

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

It auto-corrected away Utah. Owned Utah.

# ? Oct 16, 2014 18:59

Kobayashi: Aug 13, 2004; by Nyc_Tattoo

Wait, the iPad landscape keyboard doesn't have the extra keys that the 6+ has?

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ShoogaSlim: May 22, 2001; YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING

That demo guy shaking his head when he realized the autocorrect gently caress up was priceless

# ? Oct 16, 2014 19:00

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

SourKraut posted:

Still have the 2011 27" iMac on 802.11n?

That uses gigabit since it's at the same desk as the Time Capsule.

Thanks for reminding me about my 802.11n Apple TV though :mad:

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eriddy: Jan 21, 2005; sixty nine lmao

lmao the autocorrect owns bones

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Super-NintendoUser: Jan 16, 2004; COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES; Soiled Meat

Mortanis posted:

Does Apple own a portion of these companies? They're going to get massive sales boosts being up on stage like this.

Bring back the infinity scarf.

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Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

Mortanis posted:

Does Apple own a portion of these companies? They're going to get massive sales boosts being up on stage like this.

No, but they are taking 30% of all sales. So yeah it's sort of in Apple's best interest to spotlight good apps.

# ? Oct 16, 2014 19:01

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

Mortanis posted:

Does Apple own a portion of these companies? They're going to get massive sales boosts being up on stage like this.

Pretty sure the "wireless hot wheels controlled via your phone" guys went bankrupt before the actual presentation was over.

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Choadmaster: Oct 7, 2004; I don't care how snug they fit, you're nuts!

Sweet, iPad Air 2 runs software.

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JazzFlight: Apr 29, 2006; Oooooooooooh!

It's definitely annoying not knowing if it's 2GB of RAM or not.
I know they never mention RAM at all, but it kinda factors into whether I want to upgrade or not.

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Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Surprise, it costs the same as they always do.

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Xabi: Jan 21, 2006; Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Whirlwind Jones posted:

It has 2GB RAM. Apple has never worried much about divulging actual specs of their devices.

Don't tease me.

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Bottom Liner: Feb 15, 2006; a specific vein of lasagna

16gb get hosed Apple.

# ? Oct 16, 2014 19:02

Kobayashi: Aug 13, 2004; by Nyc_Tattoo

Ugh they're doubling down on the stupid "rip off the low end" 16 Gb / 64 Gb split. :rolleyes:

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Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

Xabi posted:

Don't tease me.

They've already confirmed it via the parts leaks, but wait for someone to run an actual test on it once it comes out I guess.

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smackfu: Jun 7, 2004

Would have been cool if they had included LTE in all models. That would have got attention.

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