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Pesky Splinter posted:Apparently a future of UKIP will drain the Channel, allowing all those IMMIGRANTS! () to simply walk over.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 11:55 |
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Guavanaut posted:Either that or UKIP will resurrect Doggerland from the briny deep to make Britain Greater. Thought this said Diggerland on first read and was disappointed it had died
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 12:05 |
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Kegluneq posted:Did you miss Starmageddon? mfcrocker posted:Thought this said Diggerland on first read and was disappointed it had died
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 12:55 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the 2015 general election debates – BBC, ITV, Channel 4 and Sky News plan to include Ukip leader Nigel Farage in election debates but not Greens and SNP" Telegraph: Independent: Times: Express: Ukippers? In my Facebook friend list?
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 00:19 |
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Cloud Potato posted:
A racist Cop? Why I never.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 00:42 |
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The door to number 10 has to be opened from the inside. That is one of its defining features.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 00:57 |
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goatface posted:The door to number 10 has to be opened from the inside. That is one of its defining features. It is a coup
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 01:01 |
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Only one match, and they live in the Channel Islands, which is neither part of the UK nor the EU
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 01:20 |
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Oh gently caress, I got one. Its not even my dad, a patriotic ex-pat who has Bernard Manning levels of racism. Time to have a quiet and insistent word with said moron.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 01:29 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the English votes for English laws debate – SNP condemns broken promises while Labour says it will boycott a 'Westminster stitch-up'" Telegraph: Ed Miliband vows to fight for general election; Ebola screening begins at Heathrow airport Independent: Times: Terror trial: Suspect 'had Tony Blair's address' Express:
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 00:25 |
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Cloud Potato posted:Express: Cameron has seen some poo poo, man!
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 09:32 |
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neck face posted:Cameron has seen some poo poo, man!
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 10:58 |
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Guavanaut posted:Liberal Democrats swallowing a whole regulation cue ball.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 11:19 |
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The Tory press is really hoping Ed fucks everything up because they know it's his election to lose. Which means as goofy and ineffectual as he's been, everyone else has hosed up so much more to even get to this stage.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 22:54 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Lord Freud and welfare reform – Labour calls for welfare minister to be sacked for saying some disabled people were 'not worth' the minimum wage" Telegraph: Trafalgar and Parliament squares smoking ban call Independent: Nicola Sturgeon to become new SNP leader; Wikipedia: The Krankies Times: Express: Ed Miliband exists.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 00:37 |
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Cloud Potato posted:Ed Miliband exists. Did he hire William Hague to be an advisor at some point or is poor old Paul Thomas off his meds again?
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 13:09 |
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Cloud Potato posted:Express: Not for long. Looks like he's having a stroke.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 13:25 |
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Hong XiuQuan posted:Not for long. Looks like he's having a stroke.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 17:03 |
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Cloud Potato posted:Express: Sadly, this is the first I've heard about the latest in awful Tory policies. Does this mean Thomas is now performing a public service?
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:19 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on David Cameron and EU immigration – David Cameron is expected to make clear that he has hardened his position and has decided that restrictions will have to be imposed on citizens from current EU member states" Independent: Times: Express:
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:25 |
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Cloud Potato posted:Independent: Wile E. Coyote definitely does not have tits.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:28 |
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Cloud Potato posted:Guardian: Among other even less pleasant informal ones.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:28 |
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Badger of Basra posted:Wile E. Coyote definitely does not have tits. He's been taking hormones.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 02:06 |
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Cliff Racer posted:He's been taking hormones. Then why does he only have a pair?
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 02:53 |
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Puntification posted:Then why does he only have a pair? See: every anthropomorphic female animal character ever. For the love of Christ don't prove me wrong.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:22 |
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Cloud Potato posted:Express: The end comes.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:36 |
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Ed Milliband trembles. He had thought they were safe here, but -- to the mockery of the yawning white chasms that now dominate the night sky -- the change is upon his assistant already. Every recognisable feature is shifting, sinking into the flesh of his face like a stone into mud. Soon all that will be left will be a featureless mass of bald, stubbly flesh. And then the new form will emerge. The shape that he has seen across the world: on bankers, tramps, even cardinals in the Vatican. Round, staring eyes. And, quivering like some monstrous member, a bulbous, erect nose. The change is upon them, and all he can do is stare in horror.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:56 |
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Kegluneq posted:See: every anthropomorphic female animal character ever. You need to watch more Soviet cartoons, here's Volk from Nu Pogodi at the beach, having disguised himself to catch the hare.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 12:17 |
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Stottie Kyek posted:You need to watch more Soviet cartoons, here's Volk from Nu Pogodi at the beach, having disguised himself to catch the hare. Here's the lady he stole this suit from.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 13:10 |
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Apparently wolves(?) have eight nipples, pigs anything from 6 to 32 (). So still not enough bikini tops! Jesus my google search history today
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 14:13 |
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I regret demanding anatomical accuracy in cartoon animals.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 14:40 |
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Cloud Potato posted:Express: V O T E CONSERVATIIII X
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 21:33 |
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Yet another 'thing happens in place' cartoon with a massive WELCOME TO PLACE sign in the background, to really hammer it home for the audience, that just makes it clear they're not even in place at all. "Cameron campaigns just outside Rochester" Nice to see some token brown blobs!
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 21:51 |
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baka kaba posted:Nice to see some token brown blobs!
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 22:02 |
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It's political correctness gone mad Who are the grinners in the Bell one?
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 22:30 |
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baka kaba posted:It's political correctness gone mad Prospective Tory candidates for Strood and Rochester, Anne Firth and Kelly Tolhurst. Cloud Potato posted:Express: I live in Medway; when I shop in Rochester, I always shop at "` '. Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Oct 18, 2014 |
# ? Oct 17, 2014 23:45 |
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Pesky Splinter posted:Prospective Tory candidates for Strood and Rochester, Anne Firth and Kelly Tolhurst. Oh good call And I bet that sign said HALAL before someone grudgingly decided it needed to go
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 01:22 |
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Guardian: "First Dog on the Moon on the Ebola outbreak – The Ebola outbreak continues in west Africa, but its effect on western countries is not as great as many in the media imply" Yesterday's Telegraph: Telegraph: Independent: After the Laocoön Times: Ebola crisis: WHO accused of 'failure' in early response Stephen Collins:
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 22:49 |
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BoB did a good'un! That Times one is shocking though, even Paul Thomas wouldn't hang a cartoon off a pun that dire (mostly because any kind of wordplay is beyond his abilities but still) Collins is still confusing - I mean the guy does entire cartoons mocking muesli-havers and Guardian readers, so is he the guy with the glasses? Has he switched sides after someone looked disdainfully at his trolley in Waitrose? I really think he should stick to the vaguely political stuff, his style is much better when it's covering something with teeth
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 00:43 |
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baka kaba posted:Collins is still confusing - I mean the guy does entire cartoons mocking muesli-havers and Guardian readers, so is he the guy with the glasses? Has he switched sides after someone looked disdainfully at his trolley in Waitrose? I really think he should stick to the vaguely political stuff, his style is much better when it's covering something with teeth
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 01:29 |