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SaintFu
Aug 27, 2006

Where's your god now?

Aardmania posted:


Get a load of that huge zero! Oh, an I think there is a Messerschmitt in this comic as well.

I think it looks a bit more like a Spitfire, which means the RAF is getting tired of this story, as well.

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ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


As someone whose day job is tied up in jewelry repair, let me assure you that the first clue is bullshit.

Also, take your jewelry off before you go to bed or you get this sort of thing for real.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane


Get a load of that huge zero! Oh, an I think there is a Messerschmitt in this comic as well.


Wasn't this strip about a ballet dancer and a cellist living in New York City?

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann



Apartment 3-G


That's how she went too far? "Everybody thinks we're already married, but actually we never got around to it and she wants to make it official! She's gone nuts!"


Pros & Cons



Sally Forth



The Amazing Spider-Man


I guess they all forgot that Peter already had that Ock-tivator.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz

Why would he need to wipe the fingerprints off his wife's pearls? This makes no sense at all.

F Minus



Mary Worth



"Perhaps this man of indeterminate ethnicity has an idea."

Rex Morgan MD



"One little hand job is all I ask for, but noooo..."

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool

Nikaer Drekin posted:

Today's Intellingent Life breaks new ground, as we learn that [NERD] likes [NERD THING]!


I think Worf is about to fall over backwards given the angle he is standing at.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Yay, I love Peter and quagmire's college adventures.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I want what that Data is having.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

"I was snake-bitten." Really?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Dustin

I liked this comic more when it was about making GBS threads on unemployed college grads or baby boomer banality and pedantry. Like, I actually prefer that over kids and their gizmos jokes.

On the Fastrack


Safe Havens

I mostly just use it as a bad RSS feed

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

My Lovely Horse posted:

"I was snake-bitten." Really?

Give the man a break, he's dying.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Non Sequitur



Ok, that was sort of funny, Wiley.

Ok, Heavenly Nostrils seems to be back for the time being...




:)

9 Chickweed Lane 10/18/2003



:words:

Zits



Waifu's pedometer registers steps when she's driving. :v:

Kevin & Kell



Yeah, I still hear that name in her voice. It's just that name.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Enter a Black Hole of Despair Comix.

Pooch Café


We have graduated from the twilight zone to scooby-doo.

Ballard Street


I'm going to assume it was a complaint about that coffee. It looks cold and gross.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


Awww. I see Phantom's toesies got cold, so he pulled on a pair of nice cotton socks. :3:

Great to see you maintaining your high standards of excellence and quality, Colorists.

My Lovely Horse posted:

"I was snake-bitten." Really?

See how articulate you are next time you get all snake-bit.

Midnight Moth posted:

Dustin

I liked this comic more when it was about making GBS threads on unemployed college grads or baby boomer banality and pedantry. Like, I actually prefer that over kids and their gizmos jokes.

I can't see a real modern high-school girl getting all worked up about this. Some dried-up bitter old man who hates the ungrateful lazy youth of today, sure, but not a teen girl.



Juliet Jones



Phantom Classic



Radio Patrol



Rip Kirby



Big Ben Bolt

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sacI hate clownus interruptus.


Heathcliff

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (July 30, 1927)



Skippy wants to make his dad a cutter. :unsmigghh:

Peanuts (October 21, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean on the fine art of blowing your wad all at once.



Popeye



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (November 18-19, 1925)



Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean on the fine art of blowing your wad all at once.



"What a wonderful anniversary, honey! First, a copy of a book you wrote about yourself, which as you are a brilliant creative genius is sure to be fascinating beyond belief! Next, you're taking me across the globe to watch your book be printed in China for some reason! I sure am glad everything is about you you you all the time. I am very happy with this."

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

They've just hosed in a church.

plainswalker75 posted:

Never in my life did I think I'd be invested in a 90-year-old comic strip and yet, here we are . . .

I've been skipping OOW for a few months and I've just read the Vance storyline and let me say: what the hell.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Johnny Walker posted:


Mary Worth



"Perhaps this man of indeterminate ethnicity has an idea."

She's gonna talk to that pharmacist and find out that Hannah's medication is messing with her vision, isn't she?

Actually, it could be interesting to see Mary Worth take on Big Pharma.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

TofuDiva posted:

She's gonna talk to that pharmacist and find out that Hannah's medication is messing with her vision, isn't she?

Actually, it could be interesting to see Mary Worth take on Big Pharma.

"My friend's complaining a lot lately. What drugs can you sell me that will make her stop?"

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
Sergio Aragones


The Lighter Side of... (MAD #334, March/April 1995)




Don Martin Dept. (MAD #150, April 1972)

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean on the fine art of blowing your wad all at once.



God, that'd be hard to top Stupid China Trip, but let's see - you could take her to Sonic for a Rt 44 Cherry Limeade, grope her in the car and get upset when she pushes you away, take a detour past the old high school and start crying, and then drop her off at her mother's house in the pouring rain.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I think the traditional third anniversary is leather.

So that should be fun.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Help, I accidentally read Intelligent Life. Is there a hotline I can call or something?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The Samaritans.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

The Sphinxster posted:

Help, I accidentally read Intelligent Life. Is there a hotline I can call or something?

You need to balance out the intense dose of nerd smuggery you've received. Listen to your local sports talk radio station until your brain starts softening.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County SPACE!


Calvin And Hobbes and scholastics.




Ripley's is primed for editing today.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set gets to the underlying truth.


Working Daze has sunk to Intelligent Life levels of humor.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


She's letting you sleep in her room, Bern. Maybe time to consider how you're being nicer to the drunk dude on your floor than to the person happily allowing you to share her space for tonight with no notice.

Also, Halloween parties are fun. Have one.


Apartment 3-G



Pros & Cons


:)


Sally Forth


Aww.


The Amazing Spider-Man

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Mister Beeg posted:

Don Martin Dept. (MAD #150, April 1972)


This is my favorite Don Martin of all time and it doesn't even have any goofy sound effects.



If these kids can't get it together they're never going to help catch Smokey's shooters.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Darthemed posted:

Bloom County SPACE!



Context: First shuttle launch post-Challenger.

Sharay
Apr 19, 2008

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


That tracker is huge and coloured a bright red. How the hell did Ock not notice it on the tentacle until now? I mean, he does everything with those! They get more use than his normal limbs!

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Darthemed posted:

Calvin And Hobbes


"Fun" fact: Pardon My Planet proved a few years ago that this joke doesn't work nearly as well when Calvin is replaced by a grown woman.

Pogo (October 20, 1956)



Peanuts: Year One (August 6-8, 1951)





TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
Classic Funky

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

It's All Right Chief Dharma

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Julet Esqu posted:

Awww. I see Phantom's toesies got cold, so he pulled on a pair of nice cotton socks. :3:

Great to see you maintaining your high standards of excellence and quality, Colorists.



He took off his shoes the day prior.

Unless you're the first person in this thread to compliment "Colorists" as a singular entity non-sarcastically.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Some Guy TT posted:

It's All Right Chief Dharma


Still the best faces :allears:

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BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Some Guy TT posted:

It's All Right Chief Dharma


That was the funniest thing I've read all day! That last panel... I just did not see it coming... :v:

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