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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




You can tell he does it on purpose.

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Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Snapchat A Titty posted:

You can tell he does it on purpose.

I guess the schadenfreude is us watching him get a kick out of it

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
http://www.newnownext.com/christmas-tree-accused-of-being-80-foot-tall-inflatable-butt-plug-in-paris/10/2014/

quote:

Tis the season to be cheeky: It’s only October, but artist Paul McCarthy has already gifted Paris with an 80-foot Christmas tree, erected in the venerable Place Vendome. But the sculpture, simply named “Tree,” has sparked outrage in the City treeof Lights because passersby are mistaking it for a giant green sex toy.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Probably want a wider base on that.

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

To keep this sex-based schadenfreude train rolling , Italian Couple bound by genitals while having ocean sex.

The End
Apr 16, 2007

You're welcome.

Instant justice is easily the most satisfying schadenfreude

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Scyantific posted:

To keep this sex-based schadenfreude train rolling , Italian Couple bound by genitals while having ocean sex.
Holy poo poo, the comments are gold.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012


This is by the same guy who put a statue called 'Santa Claus' in Rotterdam. It's supposed to be Santa holding up a christmas tree.

For whatever reason, locals call it the Butt Plug Gnome.



Starting to think he does this on purpose.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I am in the wrong line of work.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Carbon dioxide posted:

For whatever reason, locals call it the Butt Plug Gnome.

Why's that? :confused:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

CJacobs posted:

Why's that? :confused:

Don't let the tree distract you; the thing in his other hand is definitely a butt plug.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

kinmik posted:

Holy poo poo, the comments are gold.

quote:

When there was only one set of footprints, that's when I was carrying you because my penis was stuck inside you.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Pierzak posted:



I haven't seen Photoshop trolls here lately. Have some:
http://imgur.com/gallery/vXSwjWE
http://imgur.com/gallery/d7uNlCU
http://imgur.com/gallery/2usL64k
http://imgur.com/gallery/omdn5LM

Even if they're not complete without clients getting increasingly furious at the "misunderstood" requests.

That reminds me of a thread a while back, someone posted a photo of his grandfather in his US Army uniform from World War 2 and asked for someone to fix it up, remove all the scratches and damages.

Another poster did exactly that, while swapping his US Army uniform for a Waffen SS uniform. Anyone else remember that thread?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
I don't remember that one, but I do have this similar one from a different forum:


edit: It is a little bit nsfw so I linked it instead.

Fewd
Mar 22, 2007

#vmp #opsec #kolmiloikka #happoo
Was eating some habaneros earlier and felt the need to look eating challenges afterwards. God drat the surströmming ones had me in tears. It's some prime canned schadenfreude in its purest form.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3194h-akJX0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciR7H5qI9pI

That seems to be some earlier LA Beast video. I think he should do more in that style because it really adds to it when other people are there laughing at him.

Also regarding chilis and stuff, this one below was interesting. It's longish and the schadenfreudest part is short so skip if you're in here just for short and to the point "lol, his balls".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wndQhc5iL6Y

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Meh, pre-planned Schadenfreude like LA Beast are less fun than the real deal, anyway.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Fewd posted:

Was eating some habaneros earlier and felt the need to look eating challenges afterwards. God drat the surströmming ones had me in tears. It's some prime canned schadenfreude in its purest form.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3194h-akJX0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciR7H5qI9pI

That seems to be some earlier LA Beast video. I think he should do more in that style because it really adds to it when other people are there laughing at him.

The worst part of that first video:

Cruithne posted:


Dude, traditionally they skin, gut, bone, and filet it before they eat it. It's never eaten whole out of the can. And nobody eats the tail, either.
You ate the whole can.

he ate the bones, He ate the bones HE ATE THE BONES! :byodood:

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

Fewd posted:

Was eating some habaneros earlier and felt the need to look eating challenges afterwards. God drat the surströmming ones had me in tears. It's some prime canned schadenfreude in its purest form.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3194h-akJX0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciR7H5qI9pI

That seems to be some earlier LA Beast video. I think he should do more in that style because it really adds to it when other people are there laughing at him.

Not only is that the completely wrong way of eating it, it's downright dangerous too. The fact that he managed to finish the entire loving can without even drinking extremely strong alcohol on the side (which you're supposed to do) is... insane. That dude is insane.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Fewd posted:

Was eating some habaneros earlier and felt the need to look eating challenges afterwards. God drat the surströmming ones had me in tears. It's some prime canned schadenfreude in its purest form.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3194h-akJX0

I was getting sympathy spasms just from hearing the dude off-camera gagging when he'd opened the can.

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Fewd posted:

Was eating some habaneros earlier and felt the need to look eating challenges afterwards. God drat the surströmming ones had me in tears. It's some prime canned schadenfreude in its purest form.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3194h-akJX0

I was gagging just looking at that. If you've ever had the horrible displeasure of smelling surströmming, you'll know what I'm talking about. It's the most vile thing in the universe bar none.

e: I guess the schedenfreude is me

Still Fluxing
Feb 14, 2013

A vision. A picture in my head. A picture of this.
As someone who voluntarily eats surströmming at least once a year, I find SURSTRÖMMING CHALLENGE videos both hilarious and kind of irritating. Hilarious, because it's always fun to see strong macho men throw up at the first whiff of the contents of the can, and irritating because YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THEM WHOLE YOU loving DUMBASSES. I think the worst example was a Japanese video where the can was so old that the fish had literally disintegrated into brown mush.

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Still Fluxing posted:

As someone who voluntarily eats surströmming at least once a year

Yet another sign of the cultural atavism of the loving swedes

Still Fluxing
Feb 14, 2013

A vision. A picture in my head. A picture of this.

Kurnugia posted:

Yet another sign of the cultural atavism of the loving swedes

Eh, it's not a hardship. I actually prefer it to pickled herring, and that stuff is ubiquitous. At least with surströmming you can easily avoid it if you wish.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Kurnugia posted:

Yet another sign of the cultural atavism of the loving swedes



:confused:

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010
SO which is worse, surstromming or durian?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Pierzak posted:

SO which is worse, surstromming or durian?
Durian is great. :colbert:

Still Fluxing
Feb 14, 2013

A vision. A picture in my head. A picture of this.

Pierzak posted:

SO which is worse, surstromming or durian?

We've already established that I'm a filthy surströmming eater, and I tried durian once, and could not finish it. But ask a durian fan and you'd get a different answer.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Still Fluxing posted:

Hilarious, because it's always fun to see strong macho men throw up at the first whiff of the contents of the can, and irritating because YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THEM WHOLE YOU loving DUMBASSES.

My favourite one involved a group of tough guys and a couple of kids. As soon as they opened the can, all the adults started gagging because they'd worked themselves into a frenzy over how bad it was going to be.

The kids didn't really seem to give a poo poo.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Bargearse posted:

That reminds me of a thread a while back, someone posted a photo of his grandfather in his US Army uniform from World War 2 and asked for someone to fix it up, remove all the scratches and damages.

Another poster did exactly that, while swapping his US Army uniform for a Waffen SS uniform. Anyone else remember that thread?


I remember that thread. It spawned a Photoshop Phriday:

http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/photoshop-my-gramps/1/

As a matter of fact, I believe the image you're talking about is the very last one on the first page.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Kyle Rayner is getting really sick of this joke.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Has anyone bother with a Marmite/Vegemite challenge? Stick knife in jar, withdraw, eat straight from knife?

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

WarpedNaba posted:

Has anyone bother with a Marmite/Vegemite challenge? Stick knife in jar, withdraw, eat straight from knife?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNaVWgC1u_w

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



WarpedNaba posted:

Has anyone bother with a Marmite/Vegemite challenge? Stick knife in jar, withdraw, eat straight from knife?

It's kinda bad that way but not the worst thing I've voluntarily eaten. Compared to some of the other stuff just on this page it's so lightweight it's hardly worth mentioning.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Still Fluxing posted:

We've already established that I'm a filthy surströmming eater, and I tried durian once, and could not finish it. But ask a durian fan and you'd get a different answer.

I take it you naver tried durian fritters?

(They are astoundingly good).

Fewd
Mar 22, 2007

#vmp #opsec #kolmiloikka #happoo


That's not what you're supposed to do with it son :saddowns:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Fewd posted:



That's not what you're supposed to do with it son :saddowns:

Whatever it takes not to have a bunch of snotty brats running around.

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

Chichevache posted:

Whatever it takes not to have a bunch of snotty brats running around.

So... braid a few of them into a garrote? :v:

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

Not anymore. The artist was also punched in the face apparently.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahjewell/the-parisian-butt-plug-christmas-tree-has-been-destroyed#3enhp6e

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Chichevache posted:

Whatever it takes not to have a bunch of snotty brats running around.

:dance:

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Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

aw

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