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Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Mightypeon posted:

had the EU clearly signaled that it was willing to pay for Ukraine in the first place, the civil war wouldnt have happened at all, or only in a very reduced form.

Yes, of course Russia would nonchalantly accept Ukraine going into the EU's sphere... :mmmhmm:

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Mightypeon posted:

Meanwhile
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/04/11/us-ukraine-crisis-oettinger-idUSBREA3A0PO20140411

It could be that the EU is actually putting some Money on the table (I would bet that it is just loans though), the harsh Thing is, had the EU clearly signaled that it was willing to pay for Ukraine in the first place, the civil war wouldnt have happened at all, or only in a very reduced form.

There is no Civil War, Russia invaded Ukraine. Russians are killing Ukrainians.

archaeo
Nov 5, 2009

may the power of Hecate compel you

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

There is no Civil War, Russia invaded Ukraine. Russians are killing Ukrainians.

There clearly is a civil war, as there are ukrainians fighting against each other in the East. The central government responded to the (rather dubious) proclamations of independence with a massive invasion, including grad rockets used on civilian areas. These are war crimes, and are not obviated by similar Russian war crimes.

You just don't want to acknowledge the obvious as it is against your own propagandistic position.

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax

ThirdPartyView posted:

Yes, of course Russia would nonchalantly accept Ukraine going into the EU's sphere... :mmmhmm:

They did in 2004 or whenever it was the Orange Revolution occurred.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009
Meanwhile Russia just arrested a 73 year old woman for investigating deaths of Russian soldiers in Ukraine:
http://tvrain.ru/articles/ona_rassl...gatenko-376794/

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Russia sent people from Russia into eastern Ukraine before anyone fired grad rockets into neighborhoods. The first anti-Ukraine protesters were from Moscow.



There would have been no war at all if Russia hadn't sent people into the region to cause unrest.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
The war was instigated by Russia, and direct Russian intervention is the only reason it isn't over.

Mightypeon
Oct 10, 2013

Putin apologist- assume all uncited claims are from Russia Today or directly from FSB.

key phrases: Poor plucky little Russia, Spheres of influence, The West is Worse, they was asking for it.

Cliff Racer posted:

They did in 2004 or whenever it was the Orange Revolution occurred.

And when Ukraines constitutional procedures were more or less upheld during the process.
While the third round of election wasnt "constitutional", the election fraud allegations concerning the second round of elections were credible.

There is a huge difference between demanding and getting new elections (2004), and throwing out the elected goverment and forcing your Agenda down the throats of the other side (2014).
Orange Revolution in 2004 did not happen by force, so Russia didnt feel legitimated in using force herself.

The other big difference is that, in 2004, "Ukrainian Nazis" were largely a Russian PR phenomenon, and in 2014 they were/are pretty drat real.
The third difference was that orange Revolution of 2004 was not explicitly against Russia, and had a consierably more Populist platform.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Does ordering protesters shot count as "forcing your [capital A]genda down the throats of the other side"?

Because that sounds pretty loving forceful to me. Yanukovych and his cronies were responsible for most of the escalation that occured. You can't bully, repress, and then outright attack ad kill your political opponents and then say "LOOK HOW VIOLENT THEY ARE" when they fight back.

Of course you already know that.

tooterfish fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Oct 18, 2014

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Also before we forget, CRIMEA, an annexation so laughably transparent as a Russian invasion that it completely delegitimizes the idea that any other uprising in a neighbouring region is anything other than a Russian ploy.

I won't hear that this is merely a civil war. There's no doubt that some ethnic Russians native to the Donbas region are fighting for separation, but almost certainly with an eye toward being absorbed by Russia the way Crimea was and only acting because of the support they've received from Russia and in hopes of getting a Crimea-like deal out of it.

Dolash fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Oct 18, 2014

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Dolash posted:

Also before we forget, [I]CRIMEA{/I], an annexation so laughably transparent as a Russian invasion that it completely delegitimizes the idea that any other uprising in a neighbouring region is anything other than a Russian ploy.

I won't hear that this is merely a civil war. There's no doubt that some ethnic Russians native to the Donbas region are fighting for separation, but almost certainly with an eye toward being absorbed by Russia the way Crimea was and only acting because of the support they've received from Russia and in hopes of getting a Crimea-like deal out of it.

Crimea is Russian bar none, always has been and anyone that knows anything will know it always will be.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Preoptopus posted:

Crimea is Russian bar none, always has been and anyone that knows anything will know it always will be.
[citation needed]

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Mightypeon posted:

And when Ukraines constitutional procedures were more or less upheld during the process.
While the third round of election wasnt "constitutional", the election fraud allegations concerning the second round of elections were credible.

There is a huge difference between demanding and getting new elections (2004), and throwing out the elected goverment and forcing your Agenda down the throats of the other side (2014).
Orange Revolution in 2004 did not happen by force, so Russia didnt feel legitimated in using force herself.

The other big difference is that, in 2004, "Ukrainian Nazis" were largely a Russian PR phenomenon, and in 2014 they were/are pretty drat real.
The third difference was that orange Revolution of 2004 was not explicitly against Russia, and had a consierably more Populist platform.

Don't move the goal posts, the argument was over Russia would ever let Ukraine go over to the EU. They had in the recent past so its reasonable to assume that letting Ukraine go is something that can occur.

Valiantman
Jun 25, 2011

Ways to circumvent the Compact #6: Find a dreaming god and affect his dreams so that they become reality. Hey, it's not like it's you who's affecting the world. Blame the other guy for irresponsibly falling asleep.
Strictly speaking not Eastern Europe but about Russia, so yeah:

The Swedish navy is looking for an underwater something in the Stockholm archipelago, that much was posted before. Svenska Dagbladet reports that they've confirmed from multiple sources that before the launch of the operation, a mayday call on Russian distress frequency and in Russian was transmitted from the area and received in Kaliningrad. Navy has said that the thing they're looking for is a "man-made object". They've said nothing about the nature of the object but apparently they've gotten a mine layer to help with underwater searches. The newspaper suggests it may be a mini-sub, damaged on a spy mission.

e: It should be noted that the Swedes spent the better part of the '80s looking for submarines and seals mistaken for submarines from their waters. One Russian sub ran aground there in 1981.

Valiantman fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Oct 18, 2014

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Valiantman posted:

e: It should be noted that the Swedes spent the better part of the '80s looking for submarines and seals mistaken for submarines from their waters. One Russian sub ran aground there in 1981.

Also fish mistaken for submarines! :eng101:

And yeah, apparently the Swedish signal intelligence service intercepted emergency calls preceding the operation, but nothing has been confirmed by the armed forces as of yet.

e: Permanent url to SvDs article above: http://www.svd.se/nyheter/inrikes/svd-avslojar-skadad-rysk-ubat-soks-i-skargarden_4023427.svd (machine translation probably works well enough, incognito the pay-wall if you have to, etc.).

Cake Smashing Boob fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Oct 18, 2014

Radio Prune
Feb 19, 2010
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/22/ukraine-european-union-trade-russia

quote:

The Kremlin aide added that the political and social cost of EU integration could also be high, and allowed for the possibility of separatist movements springing up in the Russian-speaking east and south of Ukraine. He suggested that if Ukraine signed the agreement, Russia would consider the bilateral treaty that delineates the countries' borders to be void.

"We don't want to use any kind of blackmail. This is a question for the Ukrainian people," said Glazyev. "But legally, signing this agreement about association with EU, the Ukrainian government violates the treaty on strategic partnership and friendship with Russia." When this happened, he said, Russia could no longer guarantee Ukraine's status as a state and could possibly intervene if pro-Russian regions of the country appealed directly to Moscow.

"Signing this treaty will lead to political and social unrest," said the Kremlin aide. "The living standard will decline dramatically … there will be chaos."

And then all these Russian ultranationalists appear out of nowhere.

:cmon:

This entire crisis would not exist if not for Russia's actions. If you say otherwise you are a ridiculously credulous and naive moron or a dishonest shill. There's no reason for any sensible, honest person to deny Russia's fascism-driven expansionism and its consequences in Ukraine.

Radio Prune fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Oct 18, 2014

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Valiantman posted:

Strictly speaking not Eastern Europe but about Russia, so yeah:

The Swedish navy is looking for an underwater something in the Stockholm archipelago, that much was posted before. Svenska Dagbladet reports that they've confirmed from multiple sources that before the launch of the operation, a mayday call on Russian distress frequency and in Russian was transmitted from the area and received in Kaliningrad. Navy has said that the thing they're looking for is a "man-made object". They've said nothing about the nature of the object but apparently they've gotten a mine layer to help with underwater searches. The newspaper suggests it may be a mini-sub, damaged on a spy mission.

e: It should be noted that the Swedes spent the better part of the '80s looking for submarines and seals mistaken for submarines from their waters. One Russian sub ran aground there in 1981.

If they find this sub, what would/could they do? I assume they'd offer assistance if its in duress, but would the submarine be impounded and crew taken ashore afterwards?

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Preoptopus posted:

Crimea is Russian bar none, always has been and anyone that knows anything will know it always will be.

I think you mean Turkish.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




More info on submarine story - apparently there is some Russian oil tanker drawing circles just outside Swedish waters, according to Swedish media at least. Source.

TeodorMorozov
May 27, 2013

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

There is no Civil War, Russia invaded Ukraine. Russians are killing Ukrainians.

Killing a fascists is not a sin but way to heaven. Their nationality does not matter.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

On this day 147 years ago The United States bought Alaska from Russia. The Moscow Times asks, "What if Russia decides they want it back?"

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/509438.html

quote:

This Saturday marks 147 years since the U.S. bought Alaska from Russia. If the man in charge of Russia's defense industries gets his way, Sarah Palin will not only be able to see Russia from her front porch, but her front porch will be in Russia.

Russia's Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin wrote a foreword to a book published earlier this year, "Alaska Betrayed and Sold: The History of a Palace Conspiracy," which argues that Russia has a right to get back "Russian America."

Rogozin endorses the author's conclusion, which recognizes "the historical and judicial right of Russia for the return of the lost colonies, Alaska and the Aleutian Islands [island chain in the Northern Pacific Ocean], over which the Russian flag flew 150 years ago."

Before he became deputy prime minister, with responsibility for coordinating the work of the defense industry, Rogozin was Russia's ambassador to NATO. In 2003, Rogozin was the leader of the Rodina Party, a political organization that received Kremlin support in an effort to draw votes from nationalist parties.

Rodina's nationalist message was given extensive exposure on Russian television until about two weeks before the election, when Kremlin spin doctors realized they had overshot and Rodina might do too well at the polls. Rogozin's loyalty in accepting Rodina's downgrade has been rewarded with major appointments.

The author of the book on Alaska's sale, Ivan Mironov, was accused of attempting to assassinate Russia's privatization architect, Anatoly Chubais, in 2005. He spent two years in prison before being pardoned by the Russian Duma. Mironov's treatise initially appeared in 2007 with the title "Fatal Bargain. How Alaska Was Sold."

Mironov's view of history is that it needs frequent revision in response to how people understand world events. This leads him to revise the evaluation of Russia's sale of Alaska, recognizing it as a betrayal equivalent to Chubais's privatization program in the 1990s. Rather than viewing the sale of Alaska as a decision to jettison unprofitable overseas projects, it now should be seen as a betrayal of Russia's great power status.

Rogozin's foreword fully embraces Mironov's version of history. "Russia giving up its colonial possessions makes it necessary to look in a different way at our diplomacy in the era of Gorbachev and Yeltsin, trading away pieces of the Soviet Empire."

Rogozin argues that by refuting "the outright lies and falsifications" about the transfer of Alaska it becomes possible to "bring down the liberal idols of the 19th century — the Russian reformers of Alexander II and his brother Grand Duke Konstantin." They betrayed Russia's geopolitical interests in the Pacific, demonstrating "the impossibility of establishing diplomatic relations exclusively on concessions and compromises."

For Rogozin, Mironov's book illustrates that a single mistake in foreign policy "can produce an entire century of loss and defeat of a great power." He concludes his short foreword with a call for the return of Alaska and the Aleutian Islands to Russia.


It may well be the case that Putin is simply using Rogozin's hyperbole as a way to put pressure on diplomatic interlocutors. But the fact remains that Rogozin is not on the fringes of Russian politics — he has consistently been promoted and, as deputy prime minister, now oversees the Russian defense industry. The fact that such a prominent figure could make such statements about Russia's claim to Alaska is significant.

After the annexation of Crimea in March, which was only part of Ukraine because of a "historical mistake," according to Russia, could Alaska be next on Russia's list?

It was the tzar's fault Russia went to ruin! Dirty liberal!

Fabulous Knight
Nov 11, 2011
Isn't Rogozin the guy who promised to come back to Bulgaria with a bomber jet next time he pays a visit? For a deputy prime minister he sure says some outrageous things.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Fabulous Knight posted:

Isn't Rogozin the guy who promised to come back to Bulgaria with a bomber jet next time he pays a visit? For a deputy prime minister he sure says some outrageous things.
Yeah, Moldova and a strategic bomber jet (Tu-160), but you are right about the essence of it.

Fabulous Knight
Nov 11, 2011

kalstrams posted:

Yeah, Moldova and a strategic bomber jet (Tu-160), but you are right about the essence of it.

You are correct. He accused Bulgaria of betraying Russia because they're going to change Soviet-built warplanes to ones built in the West.

Okan170
Nov 14, 2007

Torpedoes away!
Wasn't Rogozin also the guy who's stated the intent to pull out of the ISS and told the US to use a trampoline to launch astronauts? (Both of which are somewhat confusing as they don't seem to be official policy)

Niedar
Apr 21, 2010

kalstrams posted:

More info on submarine story - apparently there is some Russian oil tanker drawing circles just outside Swedish waters, according to Swedish media at least. Source.

So I was interested in how common circling around like that for an oil tanker is so I went to one of these tracking sites and turns out this is pretty common. Out of around 20 tankers I clicked on all of these had recent tracks of them going in circles.

http://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/zoom:10/mmsi:239661000/centerx:56.6105/centery:25.64767
http://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/zoom:10/mmsi:354433000/centerx:121.5112/centery:40.07
http://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/zoom:10/mmsi:563715000/centerx:118.5577/centery:38.8789
http://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/zoom:10/mmsi:371899000/centerx:56.65233/centery:25.63168
http://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/zoom:10/mmsi:357906000/centerx:56.56159/centery:25.28817
http://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/zoom:10/mmsi:538003072/centerx:56.54088/centery:25.27883
http://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/zoom:10/mmsi:351596000/centerx:56.49983/centery:25.29483

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

TeodorMorozov posted:

Killing a fascists is not a sin but way to heaven. Their nationality does not matter.

Well, that's your opinion, but I don't think the conflict should be resolved by killing the russians.

Rincewinds fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Oct 19, 2014

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

HUGE PUBES A PLUS fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Oct 19, 2014

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013


They're at anchor. The tides and wind will cause them to orbit around their anchor, with the bow pointing inwards. That's not what the ship mentioned seems to be doing judging from its ground track.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

kalstrams posted:

I think we need some citations at this point as to when did Baltics become part of Northern Europe.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Polandball always fails to disappoint. :allears:

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
Motion to change thread title to Whiskey on the rocks 2: Electric boogaloo.

Horns of Hattin
Dec 21, 2011

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

On this day 147 years ago The United States bought Alaska from Russia. The Moscow Times asks, "What if Russia decides they want it back?"

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/509438.html


It was the tzar's fault Russia went to ruin! Dirty liberal!

Everybody in Russia knows that the USSR was betrayed by a pathetic handful of liberal-democrats and Judas-Gorabachev for 30 silver US dollars right when it was on the verge of winning the Cold War. But what if you fall into the group who actually had lived through that period and hates the communists for it, yet still wants to feel patriotic of Russia? Then you're in luck, because there have been books, TV documentaries and museum exhibits demonstrating how the Russian Empire was a great place to live and a rapidly developing powerhouse under the wise leadership of Czar Nicholas II, until a pathetic handful of liberal-reformers and Judas-Kerensky launched the February Revolution for 30 silver pound sterlings right when Russia was on the verge of winning World War One.

However, no matter how much you can hate the liberals, neither of those two incidents provide the Russian patriot with a good role model. Both the hardline communists and Nicholas II folded quite fast and without a fight, fading into irrelevance instead of fighting for Russia until their last breath. Yet there is a still mostly overlooked person who is the perfect role-model for the current regime - Czar Nicholas "Palkin" the First.

Nicholas I did everything the Russian government wants to emulate:
  • Proclaimed an official ideology of orthodoxy in religion, autocracy in government, and Russian nationalism
  • Crushed the homegrown Maidan
  • Kicked the Poles around for good measure
  • Helped the ArabEuropean autocrats crush the Spring of Nations 1848-49
  • Kept all the liberals in check with all-expense-paid vacations to Siberia and strict control of the whole society

I expect to hear more official praise for the Czar from the Russian elites in the future.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

From that article:

quote:

This uprising, which was suppressed by Nicholas I, took place in the Senate Square in Saint Petersburg. In 1925, to mark the centenary of the event, the square was renamed as Decembrist Square, but in 2008 it reverted to its original name.
Ahh, modern Russia.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 47 minutes!

What now?

Finlander
Feb 21, 2011

Putin can't fight without staging it nor can he hunt without staging it, so somehow I get the idea he can't play the piano, either.

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Its a bit funny, even if they hadn't sold there is no way Alaska would be Russian today. It would have become a western protectorate during the White War, if not beforehand, I can pretty much guarantee it. No way the US and and British/Canadians would have allowed Communism to maintain a foothold there.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Unless there's someone behind a curtain playing the piano while Putin fakes it, he plays and sings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV4IjHz2yIo

In other news, Poklonskaya is a brunette now.

http://www.objectivenews.info/now-a-brunette-crimean-prosecutor-poklonskaya-parades-new-haircut-color/

HUGE PUBES A PLUS fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Oct 19, 2014

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

TeodorMorozov posted:

Killing a fascists is not a sin but way to heaven. Their nationality does not matter.

You could at least put some effort into it.

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Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


El Scotch posted:

You could at least put some effort into it.

I'll grant him that we usually allow the casual "death to Putin, death to separatists" so I can't fault him purely on the basis of nationalist cheerleading, just that evaluated on their own merits the side he's cheerleading for is terrible. In particular his fascism accusation is ironic considering only one of the two sides of this conflict is lead by a classic fascistic tyrant.

Russia's done a masterful job of presenting their invasion as a defensive action to their domestic audience and people who honestly should know better but seem to want to be fooled are happy to play along.

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