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mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

JethroMcB posted:

Such a product does not exist, sir. You must have dreamed it.

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

mrfart posted:

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?



I own the electric company, and the waterworks. Plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

More rubber stamps.

FanofPortals
Sep 22, 2006

BILL FILLMAFF'S GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT

I took many a lump, but t'was all in good fun.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Mira posted:

I own the electric company, and the waterworks. Plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue!

What do you expect? These yokels are pure Baltic Avenue.

Monday_ fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Oct 17, 2014

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

FanofPortals posted:

I took many a lump, but t'was all in good fun.

Well, FanofPortals, you more than meet every one of this state's requirements to box, wrestle or be shot out of a cannon.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

I'm impressed he was able to write so legibly on his own butt!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Mira posted:

I own the electric company, and the waterworks. Plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue!

That hotel is a dump and your monopoly is pathetic.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Skeesix posted:

I'm impressed he was able to write so legibly on his own butt!

drat, I got rear end-shrapped!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Mister Kingdom posted:

drat, I got rear end-shrapped!

They took a photo of my keister for Stars and Stripes!

... at least they said it was for Stars and Stripes.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

They took a photo of my keister for Stars and Stripes!

... at least they said it was for Stars and Stripes.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Is it a masterpiece? Or just some guy with his pants down?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Is it a masterpiece? Or just some guy with his pants down?

You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again.

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


MondayHotDog posted:

You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again.

You're the worst shill I've ever seen. You're a disgrace to the medicine shill business.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again.

Hey MondayHotDog, I can see your doodle!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

TMMadman posted:

Hey MondayHotDog, I can see your doodle!

Dad, hide your shame!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Everything Counts posted:

Dad, hide your shame!

Tell me when he stops scratching himself.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Everything Counts posted:

Dad, hide your shame!

Hoist your flag, Everything Counts.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

Hoist your flag, Everything Counts.



That was my worst unfurling ever!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Mira posted:

You're the worst shill I've ever seen. You're a disgrace to the medicine shill business.

I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

Hoist your flag, Everything Counts.

This isn't the flag. It looks more like... ewww!

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

CatchrNdRy posted:

I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business!

Uhhh... Brook-lyn!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Drink-Mix Man posted:

This isn't the flag. It looks more like... ewww!

I thought we were going to call this place Camp Freedom! :mad:

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I thought we were going to call this place Camp Freedom! :mad:



Oh beautiful, for spacious skies... :911:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I thought we were going to call this place Camp Freedom! :mad:

Camp Discovery Channel! :neckbeard:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

After The War posted:



Oh beautiful, for spacious skies... :911:

We don't tolerate that kind of crap in America, SIR!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Everything Counts posted:

Dad, hide your shame!

There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Camp Discovery Channel! :neckbeard:

We've got to start using that cheaper oatmeal.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



MondayHotDog posted:

We've got to start using that cheaper oatmeal.

Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

MondayHotDog posted:

We've got to start using that cheaper oatmeal.

Well we'll just have to cut back in places. MondayHotDog, we'll switch from the fancy stuff to the 1-ply toilet paper.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Skeesix posted:

Well we'll just have to cut back in places. MondayHotDog, we'll switch from the fancy stuff to the 1-ply toilet paper.

[punches wall]

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

He said you were a sponge.

Do over Ham posted:

[punches wall]

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Thanks Mr. MondayHotDog Benevenstanciano!

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference!

And then they realized they were no longer little girls...

They were little women :cry:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Do over Ham posted:

[punches wall]

Hey, I'm with you, Do over Ham! Fight the power!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
And who could forget dear Ratboy?

Crackerman
Jun 23, 2005

Skeesix posted:

Well we'll just have to cut back in places. MondayHotDog, we'll switch from the fancy stuff to the 1-ply toilet paper.

Oh God, stop!

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Skeesix posted:

Well we'll just have to cut back in places. MondayHotDog, we'll switch from the fancy stuff to the 1-ply toilet paper.

Fried chicken night will now be organ meat night. Ham night will be Spam night. And pork chop night... will be chub night.

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