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hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

Does Chex Quest count?

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Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
They're not shareware per se but please oh please do something with Gorillas.bas or Scorched Earth if you're plumbing the depths of ancient computer games.

see you tomorrow
Jun 27, 2009

Duke Nukem 2
Halloween Harry
Scorched Earth
Blood
Billy the Kid Returns
ZZT (maybe with a bunch of ridiculous user made games)
Raptor: Call of Shadows
Zone 66 (mostly for the intro)
Wacky Wheels
Hugo's House of Horrors
Traffic Department 2192
Crime Fighter (it's uh...like a GTA hotseat board game? with RPG battles?)


edit: loving SKYROADS

edit edit: Dracula in London, another hotseat board game type thing. It was really cool because each time you played it different things happened. When you went into buildings it changed to ASCII graphics and sort of became an RPG?


see you tomorrow fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Oct 19, 2014

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


TheRealestMatt posted:

Name me mores!

Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure
Halloween Harry/Alien Carnage
One Must Fall 2097
Tyrian
Skunny Back to the Forest
Skunny Kart
and of course motherfucking WORD RESCUE

edit: Also I never would've expected you guys to ever play Battle Monsters. I love that game and Scarab's other digitized fighting game Survival Arts with all their jankiness.

Do not even ask fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Oct 19, 2014

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


I'm in favor of a shareware week, I'll just say I'd prefer if it's showing off the awesome old games to making fun of the bad ones. Matt mentioned One Must Fall in the latest FNF so I think there's a good chance we can see that at least.

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz10t_gNrnI

Woolie is the biggest god damned dork and I love it

Angry Walrus
Aug 31, 2013

Quinn it
to
Win it.

hoobajoo posted:

Does Chex Quest count?

Even if it's not shareware you should still do it.

Wiseblood
Dec 31, 2000

Descent!

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

Shibuya looks like a really cool place to visit.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

straight jerkers posted:

Get some Bio Menace in there



Look at that guy!

That is explicitly NOT shareware

Kermit The Grog
Mar 29, 2010

Ruggington posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz10t_gNrnI

Woolie is the biggest god damned dork and I love it

That Kamen Rider scene at the end was magical. I really hope Pat makes some good video while he's over there. Speaking of which I think Pat said he's going alone, is that true?

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Wait, did Woolie start a Square Enix beef? I thought he just hated Seed as his eternal enemy.

TheRealestMatt
Jun 27, 2014

The Boss. The CEO. The J-Cup Lover.


gently caress YEA

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


What is this, amateur hour? How could you guys forget the hottest broad in shareware.





Yeah, I bet she does.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

TheRealestMatt posted:



gently caress YEA
Also free to download nowadays, though under a different name for some reason!

Charles Martel
Mar 7, 2007

"The Hero of the Age..."

The hero of all ages

TheRealestMatt posted:

Okay, some stuff off the top of my head.

Blake Stone Aliens of Gold
Monster Bash
Commander Keen
Bio Menace
Rise of the Triad
Jaz Jackrabbit


Name me mores!

Seconding others that have been mentioned:

    Blood
    One Must Fall 2097 (the best fighting game the PC has ever seen)
    Scorched Earth (THE MOTHER OF ALL GAMES)
    Duke Nukem I & II
    Halloween Harry (It will always be Halloween Harry to me, always though the name Alien Carnage was more generic and dumb)
    Raptor: Call of the Shadows (A classic SHMUP)
    Wacky Wheels
    Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure
    Descent

Others that I hold near and dear (that count as shareware):

    Any remaining Apogee games listed here
    Redneck Rampage
    Doom
    Quake
    Duke Nukem 3D
    Heretic (Hexen was good too, but I don't think it had a shareware version)
    Shadow Warrior (I think I remember you mentioning you already played the original though)
    Wolfenstein 3D / Spear of Destiny
    Nitemare 3D

If we ever get to other DOS games / classic Windows games in general, that's a whoooole other list.

Edit:

Tae posted:

Week of Shareware is codeword for "Operation: Kill Pat via bloodpressure"

If Pat has a problem with the shareware / DOS era, then he's no real PC gamer. :colbert:

Charles Martel fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Oct 19, 2014

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

A doom episode would be like just twenty minutes of hype yelling.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:

A doom episode would be like just twenty minutes of hype yelling.

You better not be saying this as a bad thing.

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


Charles Martel posted:

Seconding others that have been mentioned:

*biglist*

This guy knows whats up

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Tatum Girlparts posted:

You better not be saying this as a bad thing.

also someone would probably tear their shirt off

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

Doom episode should just be E1M1 set to a 30 minute loop while the 4 of them have a straight up fight in Woolie's house.

OneDeadman
Oct 16, 2010

[SUPERBIA]
Friday Night Doomicuffs

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Hey Matt, where is the audio in the Shitstorm opening from? It sounds really familiar.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Dexie posted:

Hey Matt, where is the audio in the Shitstorm opening from? It sounds really familiar.

The song is that reverse Song of Healing from that Majora's Mask creepy pasta.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Tae posted:

Wait, did Woolie start a Square Enix beef? I thought he just hated Seed as his eternal enemy.

I laughed at that pretty hard because he barely ever talks about SE, it's usually Pat and Liam getting mad about them.

HGH
Dec 20, 2011
It might be because of the lawsuit/counter-lawsuit between SE and SNK going on?

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

Matt, what's up with the audio in the Best Friends Halloween videos? I can barely hear you guys without making a good attempt at blowing out my speakers.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Rodyle posted:

Matt, what's up with the audio in the Best Friends Halloween videos? I can barely hear you guys without making a good attempt at blowing out my speakers.

its quiet so you poo poo your pants when the stinger hits at the end of the video

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

its quiet so you poo poo your pants when the stinger hits at the end of the video

That always get me. Jump scares aside, the Best Friends Halloween videos do seem to be quieter than the other ones.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
There's a Youtube notification thing in the first one that explains it.

TheRealestMatt
Jun 27, 2014

The Boss. The CEO. The J-Cup Lover.

Rodyle posted:

Matt, what's up with the audio in the Best Friends Halloween videos? I can barely hear you guys without making a good attempt at blowing out my speakers.

I figured out what the problem is. When we did the last podcast when Woolie was in Japan, we needed to gently caress with a bunch of audio settings and turn down some options in Skype like with my mic and whatnot. For whatever reason, the audio sounds 100% completely fine for me, very audible, just like normal. But I started to see a few people say that the audio was low to them, but having no idea why.

I've since gone back into Skype and run some tests, and it should be fine. Which is good because we still have a bunch more Halloween stuff coming up, a creepy anime Bullshit, some best friends beat em' ups, lots of stuff!

Genetic Toaster
Jun 5, 2011

One Must Fall 2097 Fisticuffs, please.

e:

TheRealestMatt posted:

a creepy anime Bullshit,

:allears:

Rueish
Feb 27, 2009

Gone

but not forgotten.

TheRealestMatt posted:

bunch more Halloween stuff coming up, a creepy anime Bullshit, some best friends beat em' ups, lots of stuff!

I can barely contain my excitement!

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!
Best Friends Beat 'Em Up Night Slashers would just make my halloween complete.

TheRealestMatt
Jun 27, 2014

The Boss. The CEO. The J-Cup Lover.
YOU DONT SAY

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


I love the Dark souls II DLC phantoms. All of them are great.

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011


Is this a confession that you've dug up Terrordrome?
http://www.terrordrome-thegame.com/download.html

HanzoSchmanzo
Apr 11, 2011

MATT!

You guys have to bring back FighterPedia for a one time only engagement.

You have to talk about the storyline of Tekken! The greatest tragedy of our time is that this beautiful, and horrific opera of madness has gone unnoticed for so long!

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

you the man matt

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Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Woolie's satisfaction of murdering the poo poo out of Maldron being robbed was so disappointing. I have no idea why he suicides half the time.

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