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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Jesus Christ, Garrett. You are going to lose this game with this poo poo.

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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

wheez the roux posted:

barry sanders had 14 100-yd games in a row :stare:

There is a reason he is Goat

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

wheez the roux posted:

barry sanders had 14 100-yd games in a row :stare:

well yeah dude. fuckin barry sanders.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Grittybeard posted:

The fake consecutive 100 yard games to start a season one again or something else?

It's still a record whether you like it or not.

He's tied for 10th on the total game streak.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

4th and 1 on the opponent's 40 is like the most automatic go for it situation in the entire sport of football and garrett punts

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

blue squares posted:

If it was so fake and dumb then someone else should have done it in the past fifty years


wheez the roux posted:

barry sanders had 14 100-yd games in a row :stare:

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

4th and 1 on the opponent's 40 is like the most automatic go for it situation in the entire sport of football and garrett punts

Princeton education

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

this actually makes you sound like a gigantic world-class manchild

must be all the crossfit

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

wheez the roux posted:

he doesn't even own a television :colbert:

how would this stop him watching music videos, it's not like they actually get aired on television any more

LEGO Genetics
Oct 8, 2013

She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs
Woodson and Young in one game

:suicide:

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

how would this stop him watching music videos, it's not like they actually get aired on television any more

it was a joke about the type of person who says/brags about that

but yeah how someone can avoid seeing music videos in the age of youtube is certainly something

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Jason Garrett is a risk adverse pussy.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


wheez the roux posted:

if/when mike leach finally runs away screaming from the tire fire in pullman i'd love for the raiders to hire him as a "gently caress it" move because i want to see what his insanity can do with the full resources of an (alleged) NFL team

This last draft has owned bones but Mackenzie has an aura of serious boringness , he would probably prefer to be fired due to lovely convetional o-coordinators than risk anything with anyone out of the ordinary.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Mr. Nice! posted:

Jason Garrett is a risk adverse pussy.

i like a risky pussy

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

how would this stop him watching music videos, it's not like they actually get aired on television any more

That's because only losers watch them, so MTV had to broaden their horizons to try and draw in other people.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Jerry had the doors open on purpose for the sunlight to come in :lol:

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
haha that freaking stadium

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

wheez the roux posted:

it was a joke about the type of person who says/brags about that

but yeah how someone can avoid seeing music videos in the age of youtube is certainly something

yeah I guessed the smug television part wheez but I just wanted to emphasize how hard it is not to see music videos

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
LOL the shoe tangle.

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
would take emmitt over barry every day of the week and twice on sundays. just saying

Highbrow Slick
Jul 1, 2007

it is a fool who stays alive - but such fools are we.
How do two players' shoes get stuck together???

LEGO Genetics
Oct 8, 2013

She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs
:suicide:

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
eli vs. the sun

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP
seriously?????????

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Zoran posted:

Princeton education

The Cowboys' mistake was just hiring the wrong people from Princeton. Also doing it about sixty years too late.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Highbrow Slick posted:

How do two players' shoes get stuck together???

Velcro

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Volkerball posted:

That's because only losers watch them, so MTV had to broaden their horizons to try and draw in other people.

Losers is more than enough to sustain most mainstream television so I have to call shenanigans.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Can Jerry just open and close those doors at will to gently caress with the offense? Cause he should.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

that's grounding bro

no receiver in the area

Syntaxed
Feb 20, 2004
Cards getting some pretty silly calls in their favor

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
goddammit sio

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP
excuse me while i write a 10,000 word essay about the pussification of football and how it relates to obama's america

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011



I am in delayed stream so thanks for the advice so I can brace myself.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
ahahahahahahaha they shoes got stuck together

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ramadu posted:

Can Jerry just open and close those doors at will to gently caress with the offense? Cause he should.

Why not?

You're allowed to build a stadium that amplifies all the pumped in sound.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Ramadu posted:

Can Jerry just open and close those doors at will to gently caress with the offense? Cause he should.

It's a pre-game decision like the roof. They can't change it once the game starts. Say it starts raining with the roof open, they have to leave it open.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Phobeste posted:

i like a risky pussy

all that dick swagger you roll and you can't spot crazy pussy

Ussr
Sep 17, 2004

Wait, what?
The Dallas crowd is making noise....

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I like how I can predict if the Chargers are going to complete a pass by whether there's a lineman threatening Rivers in the first 2 seconds of the play.

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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Hahaha that shoe tangle owns

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