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zeal posted:even on real Earth national flags sport the ak-47, the lasgun must be such a common feature of variations of the imperial creed that the ministorum takes it as sign of worthy devotion The 40k game I will eventually run just got that much more hardcore (and stayed based just as much on Apocalypse Now).
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VanSandman posted:Yeah, the strength of the Las is it's reliability. Plus, in a pinch it you can use the charge pack as a grenade. How so? I mean, is this an actual rule somewhere?
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Tias posted:How so? I mean, is this an actual rule somewhere? It's definitely in the fluff. Booby traps with lasgun charge packs is something that's cropped up in a couple of books.
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Oct 17, 2014 12:19
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The charge pack is basically a battery, so if you short it, it'll explode.
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Oct 17, 2014 12:32
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I once managed to turn a hellgun charge pack into a makeshift camp stove. I failed the Int test to realise this was a loving bad idea.
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Oct 17, 2014 15:46
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They're basically magic super-capacitors. They should be treated as suitable power sources for anything that isn't useful enough to matter.
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Oct 17, 2014 16:13
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Olanphonia posted:It's definitely in the fluff. Booby traps with lasgun charge packs is something that's cropped up in a couple of books. I think this might actually appear in either the Uplifting Primer, or possibly as a 'No! Stop doing this!' in the Munitorum manual. I might check later.
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goatface posted:They're basically magic super-capacitors. They should be treated as suitable power sources for anything that isn't useful enough to matter. This is how I've treated them in Rogue Trader. Charge packs are the Imperial equivalent of AA batteries and can power anything from a lasgun to a children's toy (these are not mutually exclusive) to a walkie-talkie.
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Yeah, me too. Never heard about the booby trap option, though.
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Pretty accurate, though one of the renegades in the party is actually a chem-hunter. That's really just a reskinned renegade.
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In all of the games I ever play, I always end up as an undead warlock, one way or another
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Oct 19, 2014 22:28
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Epic High Five posted:In all of the games I ever play, I always end up as an undead warlock, one way or another Well, it's the first time I've ended up as Danny Devito, so someday your day will come!
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Oct 20, 2014 04:03
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That psyker will rule you all.
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Oct 20, 2014 04:31
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So today one of my players in DH sexually propositioned a teenage mutant to give him a handjob for one throne. After 45 minutes of asking why she kept following the party around he realized that it was actually another PC.
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zeal posted:That psyker will rule you all. It's Always Sunny In The Screaming Vortex.
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So I went and made my OW group repo men for the munitorum, directly lifting this gem for them to star in:Thanqol posted:Have them go into a deadly combat situation, find a unit desperately holding out against wave after wave of Tyrannid hordes, and repossess the heavy bolter that's been keeping the poor bastards alive this long. (save it's not nids, but prawn-like aliens that have infested the planet they have been sent to.) It's glorious. The players were all like "Heeyy, we're crooks, they're crooks, now we can be real players and get all the stuff we want so bad.. Oh. Wait, why does this suddenly feel like dipping my cock in a vat of poo poo" 
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zeal posted:That psyker will rule you all. I fully anticipate that a TPK will happen to the party. Knowing the hilarity that is the perils table, the psyker will be the direct cause of everyone's death. And I will laugh, as the campaign will be over.
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Shadow Isaac posted:So today one of my players in DH sexually propositioned a teenage mutant to give him a handjob for one throne. After 45 minutes of asking why she kept following the party around he realized that it was actually another PC. Boot that person from the game.
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Shadow Isaac posted:So today one of my players in DH sexually propositioned a teenage mutant to give him a handjob for one throne. After 45 minutes of asking why she kept following the party around he realized that it was actually another PC. I think you might be looking for the catpiss thread, because that right there is some catpiss.
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Shadow Isaac posted:So today one of my players in DH sexually propositioned a teenage mutant to give him a handjob for one throne. After 45 minutes of asking why she kept following the party around he realized that it was actually another PC. If they want to sexually proposition teenagers in an RPG, tell them to  and play F.A.T.A.L if that's what they're looking for. WH40K RPGs are the wrong tree to bark up. Grimdark does not mean Weird-rear end sex/rape fantasies. One of two things will happen: 1. They will find nobody to play with and realize that they need to change their tune if they want to play games. 2. They will find somebody to play this game with and realize they're a sweltering shitsack of a human being and reevaluate their life. This is assuming that your player has even a shred of self-awareness, though.
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Gaghskull posted:I fully anticipate that a TPK will happen to the party. Knowing the hilarity that is the perils table, the psyker will be the direct cause of everyone's death. And I will laugh, as the campaign will be over. Please, I predicted this before even the first session Never trust magic 
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FireSight posted:Boot that person from the game. Clanpot Shake posted:I think you might be looking for the catpiss thread, because that right there is some catpiss. Both of these are right. And how the hell do proposition another player and no one knows it?
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Oct 20, 2014 18:54
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Weird rear end sexual fantasies are perfectly ok in Black Crusade if they involve 0% sex and 100% Slaaneshi weirdness, like getting your toenails blasted off by Speed Metal.
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I don't see any point in playing Black Crusade without making a Daemonette harem one of your career goals. Just, none of them should be PCs.
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Oct 20, 2014 19:19
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Or, you know, kids being paid for it.
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Halloween Jack posted:I don't see any point in playing Dark Heresy without making a Daemonette harem one of your career goals.
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The girl's mutation was that she looked like 14 but was actually 1000 years old!!
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I mean gaming as a release is great but sometimes you've gotta sit down and assess just what sort of tensions you're releasing and maybe go have a chat on a comfy couch
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frajaq posted:The girl's mutation was that she looked like 14 but was actually 1000 years old!! My now-finished Rogue Trader campaign actually played with something very similar. An Imperial deep orbital fell to corruption by Slaanesh, and the source of the corruption turned out to be a Slaaneshi daemon posing as the altar boy in the orbital's cathedral.
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Cythereal posted:My now-finished Rogue Trader campaign actually played with something very similar. An Imperial deep orbital fell to corruption by Slaanesh, and the source of the corruption turned out to be a Slaaneshi daemon posing as the altar boy in the orbital's cathedral. Sounds like a good excuse for a priest ; "The altar boy seduced ME! He's a wicked daemon"
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I was gonna post something similar but thought there was enough pedophilia for one page
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Werix posted:Both of these are right. And how the hell do proposition another player and no one knows it? Roll20 and not paying attention to player bar. He offered the urchin a throne and she made an unimpressed jerking off motion. He said "ah, you know what the throne is for." I gave him one corruption, we laughed it off and kept playing. You guys really have no sense of humor about this stuff.
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Shadow Isaac posted:Roll20 and not paying attention to player bar. Literally Roman Polanski
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Shadow Isaac posted:Roll20 and not paying attention to player bar. It wasn't funny just gross so v0v.
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ugh what a bunch of humorless puritans, there's nothing creepy about sexually propositioning a minor for a joke.
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Man. That's pretty goddamn tasteless. Even considering what I have for an avatar.
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FFG posted:Take your investigations to entirely new worlds in Forgotten Gods, a supplement for Dark Heresy Second Edition! Mankind was not always as powerful in the galaxy as he is now. Long before the first humans achieved consciousness, ancient gods ruled the stars and spaces between them. In Forgotten Gods, your fears are about to be realised. A cult has hired the smugglers of the Faceless Trade to bring them forbidden artefacts, and they plot to use the power of these artefacts to reawaken a god from the time before Man. As a devoted servant of the Emperor, you cannot allow this heresy to occur. So, How about them RPGs?
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Rogue Trader and Deathwatch 2.0 when FFG?
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thatbastardken posted:ugh what a bunch of humorless puritans, there's nothing creepy about sexually propositioning a minor for a joke. Hadrian: I pull out a throne and crouch down, holding it out to her like a biscuit to a dog. "You just go buy yourself a treat, eh? Leave this business to the grown ups." Judicca "Pistols": I roll my eyes and make a jerking off motion with my hand. Hadrian: So you do know what the coin's for Mallear: drake posted btw. says he can't make it because the bus wifi is too lovely Lepidus: lmao Phallic B. (GM): Hadrian! Sam Vimes: "Yeah, you're coming along" Hadrian: Ha ha ha Judicca "Pistols": "You're alright, grandpa." Hadrian: I'm incorrigible Phallic B. (GM): You gain 1 corruption for attempting to purchase sexual favors while on duty [...] Hadrian: We should probably take the GM bait and ask the girl where the rock is Mallear: you know the girl is a pc, right Hadrian: Oh poo poo Judicca "Pistols": hehehe Sam Vimes: it's LVTHN Hadrian: lol I absolutely didn't Sam Vimes: you dolt Mallear: lol Lepidus: hahaha awesome Hadrian: I had no idea there was a new player lmao Mallear: your attempts to have sex with her are still canon Lepidus: Jay is the man Hadrian: Of course they are Phallic B. (GM): ahahahaha lmfao Ban this sick filth.
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