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Jerry Manderbilt posted:I remember reading that he managed to get almost every white Democrat in the legislature wiped out by associating Democrats with Obama. Wasn't one of his endgames so that whenever the D appears on TV, you instantly associate them with black people?
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So uh, win what? Like this is even dumber than his "HE'S WORKIN WITH THE MUSLIMS" because that at least was based on the conspiracy that he too was a radical Muslim and he'd get a chunk of the new caliphate or whatever. I'm not sure what Obama's end game is by releasing a very deadly disease with very few treatments for...
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Oct 21, 2014 02:20
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Tatum Girlparts posted:So uh, win what? Like this is even dumber than his "HE'S WORKIN WITH THE MUSLIMS" because that at least was based on the conspiracy that he too was a radical Muslim and he'd get a chunk of the new caliphate or whatever. I'm not sure what Obama's end game is by releasing a very deadly disease with very few treatments for... His third term when he declares martial law. Duh.
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Oct 21, 2014 02:22
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Guys I think SedanChair made that himself.
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Oct 21, 2014 02:25
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Joementum posted:Michele Bachmann will have a security detail supplied by the Capitol Police until the end of her term to protect her from ISIS. For every politician who does the whole Tea Party spiel to take advantage of the cowardly and stupid, there is a politician who drinks the Flavor-Aid. Kind of makes me wonder whether there are others and how close they are to snapping.
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Oct 21, 2014 02:28
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Joementum posted:Michele Bachmann will have a security detail supplied by the Capitol Police until the end of her term to protect her from ISIS. I would laugh but I feel very bad for people with extreme mental health issues.
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Oct 21, 2014 02:40
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TotalHell posted:I would laugh but I feel very bad for people with extreme mental health issues. Its for her own protection (Bachman would be a likely target due to the district she represents)
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Oct 21, 2014 02:44
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Tatum Girlparts posted:So uh, win what? Like this is even dumber than his "HE'S WORKIN WITH THE MUSLIMS" because that at least was based on the conspiracy that he too was a radical Muslim and he'd get a chunk of the new caliphate or whatever. I'm not sure what Obama's end game is by releasing a very deadly disease with very few treatments for... You just don't understand how much race based anti-Colonial rage toward God Blessed America he holds in his unamerican, socialist, Muslim heart.
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Oct 21, 2014 02:47
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My Imaginary GF posted:Its for her own protection (Bachman would be a likely target due to the district she represents) Suburban Twin Cities? I don't get it.
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Oct 21, 2014 02:56
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My Imaginary GF posted:Its for her own protection (Bachman would be a likely target due to the district she represents) ISIS ought to be her bodyguard, there's probably no better recruiter in the House.
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Oct 21, 2014 03:01
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[SCENE OPENS, large room cast in shadows. Three figures sitting on one side of a conference table, indistinct. Door opens, man enters wearing a tan suit and carrying a briefcase. Man approaches table, sits opposite the figures] [Cut to side view, man is clearly Obama] Obama: Gentlemen, I trust you know why I called you here today? ISIL has gone rogue and turned against us. Our plan to stop the Republicans and bring forth a new age of socialism has come to a halt. [First man leans forward into the light, revealed to be Putin] Putin: The Russian people have done as you ask, and are now in position for stage two of the resurrection of the great Soviet state, but we cannot risk moving out of Ukraine to assist with ISIL, not at this point. [Putin leans back into the shadows, the second man speaks, a thick middle eastern accent and ragged breath punctuating his words] Osama: I was a deep-cover agent for 30 years. I've advised you as best I can, but my tactics are out of date. While I thank you for extracting me from Abbottabad, I'm afraid I can't help you outside of the false flag attacks you've had me co-ordinating for you. [The third figure says nothing, the soft glow of a lit cigarette the only thing showing he is there] Obama: Gentlemen, I have the solution to all our woes here. [Obama opens the briefcase. Inside are 100 test tubes] Obama: We have finished weaponising Ebola. I have 100 vials ready to begin distributing to our agents in the heart of Republican territories. I've kept the news contained for now, but the test run in Texas was a complete success. You know what, you do what you need to win. [Putin and Osama take half of the test tubes each, leave the room] Obama: Soon all of our problems will be resolved. Just a few more well-placed government shutdowns during the crisis and people will have turned against the Republicans fully. You've done good work on that end, Mr. Cruz. [Both men begin laughing, lights dim, then go out, the laughter echoing in the darkness] Randalor fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Oct 21, 2014 |
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Oct 21, 2014 03:04
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Quote of the night, "Every outbreak novel or zombie movie you see starts with somebody from the government sitting in front of panel like this saying there's nothing to worry about." ~ Blake Farenthold (R-TX) on the federal government response to Ebola.
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Oct 21, 2014 03:29
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Joementum posted:Quote of the night, "Every outbreak novel or zombie movie you see starts with somebody from the government sitting in front of panel like this saying there's nothing to worry about." ~ Blake Farenthold (R-TX) on the federal government response to Ebola. Jesus Christ that guy looks like he has downs or something, I'd feel kinda bad for making fun of him.
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Oct 21, 2014 03:32
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:Jesus Christ that guy looks like he has downs or something, I'd feel kinda bad for making fun of him. Hey, don't compare him to someone with Downs. That's offensive for people with Downs.
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Oct 21, 2014 03:36
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Dante Logos posted:Hey, don't compare him to someone with Downs. That's offensive for people with Downs. Seriously. Most Downs cases I've known have been warm, friendly, compassionate, and eager to please through hard work.
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Oct 21, 2014 04:00
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Tatum Girlparts posted:So uh, win what? Like this is even dumber than his "HE'S WORKIN WITH THE MUSLIMS" because that at least was based on the conspiracy that he too was a radical Muslim and he'd get a chunk of the new caliphate or whatever. I'm not sure what Obama's end game is by releasing a very deadly disease with very few treatments for... During disease epidemics people look to the government to help them so Obola is deliberately trying to spread ebola to get people to support bigger government and socialized medicine. This is an actual argument that conservatives have been making. MaxxBot fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Oct 21, 2014 |
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Oct 21, 2014 04:02
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Dante Logos posted:Hey, don't compare him to someone with Downs. That's offensive for people with Downs. I do feel bad for comparing him to people with Downs, now.
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Oct 21, 2014 04:09
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He is the most Texas looking person that ever Texas-ed.
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Oct 21, 2014 04:13
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Joementum posted:Quote of the night, "Every outbreak novel or zombie movie you see starts with somebody from the government sitting in front of panel like this saying there's nothing to worry about." ~ Blake Farenthold (R-TX) on the federal government response to Ebola. This was literally shown on MeetThePress yesterday. Like there isn't enough out there already, they just had to bring in another moron from Texas. edit Oh, it's someone filming their TV while watching MTP. Duh.
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Oct 21, 2014 04:24
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420DD Butts posted:He is the most Texas looking person that ever Texas-ed.
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Oct 21, 2014 04:29
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ReindeerF posted:No, that's Tommy Lee Jones. In Congress, the answer would be, unfortunately, Louie Gohmert, who is reportedly very nice if you can keep him off of topics such as government or Islam. Farenthold looks like a Floridian, which is apropos as he's from Corpus Christi. Matthew McConaughey is a pretty good successor when Tommy Lee Jones dies too.
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Oct 21, 2014 04:41
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Joementum posted:Quote of the night, "Every outbreak novel or zombie movie you see starts with somebody from the government sitting in front of panel like this saying there's nothing to worry about." ~ Blake Farenthold (R-TX) on the federal government response to Ebola. Makes me think of one of my favorite Twitter exchanges:  Maybe Blake is right, what is the government hiding from us? And the media is in on it? I live in the Midwest, for all I know the entire East Coast is being overrun by Ebola right now. 
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Oct 21, 2014 04:51
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Mo_Steel posted:Makes me think of one of my favorite Twitter exchanges: Everyone in Texas might be dead now though.
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Oct 21, 2014 05:12
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ReindeerF posted:No, that's Tommy Lee Jones. In Congress, the answer would be, unfortunately, Louie Gohmert, who is reportedly very nice if you can keep him off of topics such as government or Islam. Farenthold looks like a Floridian, which is apropos as he's from Corpus Christi. I don't know, fat and kind of doofy sums up the Texas experience to me.
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Oct 21, 2014 05:24
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JT Jag posted:Us on the East Coast are fine, thanks for your concern. I'm in Texas and I'm fine. Or am I?
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Oct 21, 2014 05:51
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I suppose it was only a matter of time. Michael "Heckuva job" Brownie invited to CNN to criticize government response to ebola: http://www.mediaite.com/tv/michael-heckuva-job-brownie-brown-responds-to-ebolafema-comparison/ As if that wasn't bad enough, gently caress Don Lemon in the ear for making that asinine comparison clip with Bush compliment Brown on Katrina to Obama commending the guys at the CDC.
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Oct 21, 2014 06:12
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GreyjoyBastard posted:I'm in Texas and I'm fine. Quick, make like John Travolta before it's to late! 
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Oct 21, 2014 06:23
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zoux posted:Voting for this guy: I live in this guy's district, and have been getting mailers like this from both sides at a rate of about 2-3 a day. Yes, some of them are this ridiculous. Apparently Young, the Dem candidate, actually came through my apartment building going door-to-door while I was in class. Also, Udall was on campus this afternoon (between DU and CSU), along with our DA candidate and the Dem candidate for my House district (he doesn't have a chance). Talked a lot about reproductive rights (which I'm fairly certain is responsible for his dip in the polls) but at least touched on other subjects, and stuck around after to shake hands with the 50ish people that were actually there. I wasn't too inspired and am still nervous about the possibility of Senator Gardner. 
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Oct 21, 2014 06:49
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JT Jag posted:Us on the East Coast are fine, thanks for your concern. I only wish I was dead.
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Oct 21, 2014 07:08
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Joementum posted:
I wonder which staffer gets to drive the MITCH Firebird there in the background.
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Oct 21, 2014 07:24
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Is that an old mine quarry visible in the background too? Please say yes. If so, it may be the perfect political appearance photo for Kentucky. Obese constituents, a guy holding a sign unenthusiastically, a trailer home, an advertisement for weight loss scams, a race car, a dude with a bloatee, a skinny dude with a Morgan Spurlock goatee, a hillside destroyed by mining and a dude in a feed store hat. All it needs is someone dying of lung cancer.
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Oct 21, 2014 08:09
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:Jesus Christ that guy looks like he has downs or something, I'd feel kinda bad for making fun of him. Nah, I think he's doin' alright.  quote:Frequent late-night visits to bars on the campaign trail in 2010 earned him the “Crunked” and “Bender” badges on Foursquare. http://www.texasobserver.org/nothing-congress-blake-farenthold-enjoying-view/
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Oct 21, 2014 15:03
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Apparently the current state House Speaker for Alabama (and former head of the Alabama Republican Party) was indicted on 23 felony charges. Didn't see it in the thread yet. quote:OPELIKA, Ala. — Powerful Alabama House Speaker Mike Hubbard has been arrested on felony ethics charges, accused of using public office for personal gain. Hubbard was indicted by a grand jury on 23 charges accusing him of misusing his office as speaker and his previous post as chairman of the Alabama Republican Party.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:14
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ReindeerF posted:Is that an old mine quarry visible in the background too? Please say yes. The woman in the blue shirt looks to be a prime candidate for lung cancer
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Oct 21, 2014 15:33
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ReindeerF posted:Is that an old mine quarry visible in the background too? Please say yes. Looks pretty tidy for a quarry wall. Could be just a roadcut.
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Oct 21, 2014 15:45
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McDowell posted:Obama bad man me vote other party *A thing that an alarming number of Americans actually believe
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Oct 21, 2014 15:54
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withak posted:Looks pretty tidy for a quarry wall. Could be just a roadcut. Heres the place on google maps.
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Oct 21, 2014 16:00
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Alter Ego posted:*A thing that an alarming number of Americans actually believe Yeah well, why bother doing your own critical thinking when you can have the media machine do it for you!
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Oct 21, 2014 16:01
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The Republican candidate in Kentucky's 3rd CD (campaign slogan: "Change your Congressman, Keep your Doctor") is using memes to get out the vote.
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Pope Guilty posted:Why would a sovereign citizen dude want to be part of the government? So he can dismantle it then he wont have to worry about labor laws or food safety laws when he goes back to a big business job.
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