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- Julius CSAR
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by sebmojo
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HAHA GOLLY! Never thought to tell people I had ten dollars more than they did!
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Oct 22, 2014 03:52
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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*adjusts monocle* *gets bit by a rattlesnake that everyone knew was there but nobody told me about*
Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Oct 22, 2014
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Oct 22, 2014 03:54
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- Top Hats Monthly
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People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
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we certainly will be doing that, in the desert, once the food runs out
Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Oct 22, 2014
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Oct 22, 2014 03:55
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- Pulp Can Move
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*Calling down from hot air balloon*
Are they gone?
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Oct 22, 2014 03:58
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- les fleurs du mall
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by LadyAmbien
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Yeah i guess it is time for this thread again
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Oct 22, 2014 04:00
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- Hell Yeah
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i'm posting in your thread stinkin up the whole place. you gonna eat that?
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Oct 22, 2014 04:01
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- Kuato
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"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
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Platinum forums user checking in. Waiting in anticipation for the daily X Files thread for October 21st 2014 in this the year of our lord as well to proclaim monster of the week episodes superior to the myth arc episodes.
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Oct 22, 2014 04:02
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Yeah? Well I'm gay.
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Oct 22, 2014 04:12
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- les fleurs du mall
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by LadyAmbien
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You know how stoners have that thing they like to say, because it is a secret code where they can talk about somking weed right around the cops and the cops will not even know what they are saying?
I think Plat users should have their own code. :78: is the atomic number of Plat, so Plat users can be like "are you 78, dude?" and unless the person gets confused and thinks they are literally being asked if they are an octogenarian, they will know they are talking to a fellow Plat user.
Maybe also we could combine it with the stairs question? "How many stairs do you have in your house"?
"78, like all non-poors".
Good idea? C/C/Y/Y?
all plat users have a grenade icon next to their name so seems redundant
like if chinese people came up with a secret handshake to reveal to each other that they are chinese
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Oct 22, 2014 04:14
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- Cucking Mama
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Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
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the joke where people with plat are well-heeled men of means and people without plat are chain link poors for at least 10 pages again
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Oct 22, 2014 04:20
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- 1gnoirents
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hello
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Oct 22, 2014 04:26
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- FrumpleOrz
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Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
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I'm gonna post in this thread.
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Oct 22, 2014 04:26
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- les fleurs du mall
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by LadyAmbien
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I'm gonna post in this thread.
when?
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Oct 22, 2014 04:34
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- Secks Cauldron
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I thought they closed that place down!
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I don't have a girlfriend but I do have a sexy man friend (to have sex with).
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Oct 22, 2014 04:42
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- FrumpleOrz
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Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
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Eventually. I'm not quite sure when.
Holy gently caress, I'm incredibly unfunny and I am not clever. At least I have money to toss around...
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Oct 22, 2014 04:58
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- CommonTerry
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good is soda grape
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxFGhQsaSwI
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Oct 22, 2014 05:10
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- CommonTerry
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good is soda grape
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I don't have a girlfriend but I do have a sexy man friend (to have sex with).
same minus "sexy"
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Oct 22, 2014 05:11
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- blakangel
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broken reflection on the surface of never
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How do you know if you're platinum?
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Oct 22, 2014 05:24
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- Al Borland
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by XyloJW
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time to laud over the poors.
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hi something awful
this is where we platinum users enforce our superiority over the low hanging fruit [ie non platinum poors] post about your girlfriend here tia
please make sure non plats get probated.
Al Borland fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Oct 22, 2014
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Oct 22, 2014 05:26
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- Pissed Ape Sexist
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OP I'm going to break into your mansion while you and your Dobermans (Dobermen?) sleep, and blow a big load of empoverished jizz in as many vahzezz as I can find before absconding, via conveniently located trellis, into the inky night. You will immediately suspect me as the culprit upon waking to find that a Cobra Commander figure has been wedged into your mouth as you slept and your dogs are all gay now
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Oct 22, 2014 05:40
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- psyopmonkey
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by Lowtax
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This is now the official theme song of platinum club members.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes
I hate you.
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Oct 22, 2014 05:45
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- Egoist
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Love myself today
Let you go today
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i paid $20 to say "im gay" on a forum
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Oct 22, 2014 05:59
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- Fuck Your Website
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FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
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More crudités, sir?
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Oct 22, 2014 06:03
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- Gaunab
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LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
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you can get probated in the non-plat thread for posting in there if you're a plat so in a way their thread is superior to this one
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Oct 22, 2014 06:06
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- PostNouveau
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VY till I die
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No war but class war imho
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Oct 22, 2014 06:06
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- Secks Cauldron
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I thought they closed that place down!
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I hope you find a sexy man friend one day.
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Oct 22, 2014 06:07
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- Pissed Ape Sexist
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Hola, señor, I for painting thread. Meester Kyanka sent, yes, yes. I go set up, si! You will happy of work, you wait to see!
All right, Choctaw One is in place. We have three cameras: post button, top threadnav dropdown, and a hidden one in post preview. No IR, but motion tripped LED spot fronts. Yes, Dutch, I blinded the sensors, goddammit. Doors 1,2,3,5, and 8 are keyed alike and I got a wax imprint off the OP. Ingress pattern three through porte cochere is our action plan, people. Guard booth camera has blind spot between 120-150 degrees from front but the guards are private, not a service; we may have to send a troll to derail for a minute while we infil. I'll leave the sniffers in the hot areas when I detach cover, and by tomorrow night tops we should have a solid heat map of traffic on the ground floor with time-tracking. No, no, not a problem, the dogs are all gay. Get ready, boys.
I done trim in baño, señor, es good but wet for three hour. You happy with? Yes, sir, very good! Thank you sir! Will shut door on way out, yes sir. Happy to service!
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Oct 22, 2014 06:20
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With you and the constellations
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I gave a dude plat today and then he got probated retroactively for having posted in the pleb thread yesterday
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Oct 22, 2014 06:23
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- BottledBodhisvata
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by Lowtax
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Sup.
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Oct 22, 2014 06:25
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- Manifest
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HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
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I bought platinum on accident when I intended to purchase archives.
Still don't have archives. Still a dumbass.
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Oct 22, 2014 06:28
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- Hell Yeah
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you can get probated in the non-plat thread for posting in there if you're a plat so in a way their thread is superior to this one
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Oct 22, 2014 06:29
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- SuperSlacker
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cool now I can show everyone how cool of a dude I am
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Oct 22, 2014 06:34
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- Cuniculous
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kill people burn shit fuck school
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I bought plat solely for the little grenade.
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Oct 22, 2014 06:45
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- Adbot
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- flerp
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This is the thread for me
[plat crew sig here]
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Oct 22, 2014 06:47
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