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Wafflz posted:This poor dude is going to die before this is all over. I put the over/under on bullets in his corpse at 27. That story outraged a lot of people and sparked a wave of people offering him daily rides. I think there might be a donation pool to buy him a car too.
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I hope so because all jokes aside he has a deathwish if he keeps walking that route.
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PoconoHermit posted:That story outraged a lot of people and sparked a wave of people offering him daily rides. I think there might be a donation pool to buy him a car too. Good, it's not his fault all this poo poo happened.
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VendaGoat posted:Good, it's not his fault all this poo poo happened. Frein has you all fooled. This was his motive all along. Stay safe diaper saint.
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Stay safe diaper sniper.
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dear santa, what i want for christmas this year isnt something you can put in a box or a stocking.... this year all i want is sweet cop death love, grrrlsweatshirt
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Well the diapers are to throw the trackers off. But he would have to be pretty much out of them by them now. How many diapers could he possibly be carrying? So I think he probably has supply caches hidden throughout the forest filled with diapers and canned food + ammo. Possibly even a network of tunnels. I would bet Frein was waiting to shoot a cop until he had all of the preparations necessary to evade capture indefinitely. He's probably napping in a little Hobbit bed right now actually, since it's cold.
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in order to catch him they're going to have to pull a michonne and send out a dude with a katana towing two old people in Depends and chains to mask his scent
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Baba Ganoush posted:Well the diapers are to throw the trackers off. But he would have to be pretty much out of them by them now. How many diapers could he possibly be carrying? Agreed. Its the most likely explainatio. In fact i would think we're going to start hearing about cop on cop shootings and mental breakdowns as frein begins the blairwitch phase. Honestly those cops should just kill themselves now. That goes for all cops really.
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checking this thread is always very difficult cuz even though its funny as hell i dread the day i see the diapa snipa has been captured
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pentyne posted:A surprising number of detectives freely admit they try to convince the suspects to not demand a lawyer because once a lawyer gets involved they can't get people to talk as easily/falsely confess/incriminate themselves. yea i think a huge number of people get put in that interview room and think they can explain away the whole situation but any words other than "i want a lawyer", even if youre 100% innocent, just doom you even more. and if theyre not actually arresting you, tell em to gently caress off. if they put handcuffs on you, poo poo is serious and you're not getting out of this one on your own. lol that abc article conveniently leaves out the part about the one trooper threatening to kill him and causing injuries that required a hospital trip and just says he was "ambushed" quote:"The driver jumped out screaming like a lunatic,” Tully said. He was dressed in camouflage and a tactical vest and had a rifle held high, pointing at Tully. OH THE TROOPER HELD OUT A HAND, HE IS TRULY ONE OF AMERICAS HEROES surprised he didnt yell "psych!" and punch the guy in the face THIS IS WHY EVERYONE HATES YOU, POLICE. here's the guys gofundme: http://www.gofundme.com/g43pg8 haljordan fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Oct 22, 2014 |
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what i wouldnt give to see them try and use the rook and have it immediately sink into a swamp or fall off a cliff or something. preferably with 4 or 5 cops in it.
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i fantasize about 20-30 cops hanging onto the rook and it falls into an abandoned mineshaft in the woods and they get trapped down there and resort to cannibalism and ritual sacrifice
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Oberleutnant posted:i fantasize about 20-30 cops hanging onto the rook and it falls into an abandoned mineshaft in the woods and they get trapped down there and resort to cannibalism and ritual sacrifice either that or they're set upon by a murderous gang of radiated mutant miners who've been trapped down there for decades. oh and the miners are also cannibals.
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a society of long-lost fetishists that have left no traces of their existence except a few soiled diapers
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John Denver Hoxha posted:a society of long-lost fetishists that have left no traces of their existence except a few soiled diapers basically like the mutants who worshiped the atomic bomb in "beneath the planet of the apes" but with poopy diapers instead
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haljordan posted:either that or they're set upon by a murderous gang of radiated mutant miners who've been trapped down there for decades. oh and the miners are also cannibals. ah yes teh famed NEPA CHUDs
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and boy, they are pissed that somebody's been stealing their shrines to defile them with their scientific testing the police thought that frein was the threat... they thought wrong
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Can't un-diape the snipe.
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haljordan posted:yea i think a huge number of people get put in that interview room and think they can explain away the whole situation but any words other than "i want a lawyer", even if youre 100% innocent, just doom you even more. and if theyre not actually arresting you, tell em to gently caress off. if they put handcuffs on you, poo poo is serious and you're not getting out of this one on your own. As the result of a bait-and-switch I had a summer job a while back that involved checking some fucker's citation page numbers in a giant law library, and a textbook on police interrogation was shelved right next to a book I needed so I grabbed it and read it. It was divided into two parts. The first was a very brief overview (1/4 of the pages tops, probably less) of good cop/bad cop but it also said that because of movies this never works except MAYBE on adolescents who don't know the score and are really just afraid of getting in trouble with their parents. The second section was the real poo poo which boiled down to that cops should of course inform suspects of their rights (don't want anyone to get off on a technicality) but after that just keep people talking with leading questions and act understanding like they were just doing what anyone would do in that situation. Apparently people will almost always eventually just say "why yes I did commit that murder I'm in here to answer questions about" at which point you end it because you have what you need to send them to prison. The entire time the author made sure to repeatedly emphasize that as soon as an interrogatee asks for a lawyer the interrogation is done, as in there are no more questions or words or anything and it is time to pack it up and leave until they get their lawyer. I doubt things are that cut and dry in practice since reality is not a textbook in any field let alone law enforcement but it certainly left an impression on me that if I ever wind up in a police interrogation room the best strategy is to repeatedly ask for a lawyer and basically say nothing else at all. wow that was long 
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babypolis posted:checking this thread is always very difficult cuz even though its funny as hell i dread the day i see the diapa snipa has been captured same especially when there's like 20 new posts in an hour and im like please dont get him please dont get him oh thank god just poo poo posts
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VendaGoat posted:Speech is silver; Silence is golden I prefer "silence is a true friend who never betrays." I have that tattooed on the insides of my eyelids in case I ever decide to become not-boring enough to commit a big crime.
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proof of concept posted:I prefer "silence is a true friend who never betrays." I have that tattooed on the insides of my eyelids in case I ever decide to become not-boring enough to commit a big crime. Out of sheer curiosity, what's a "Big-crime"?
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origami posted:http://www.poconorecord.com/article/20141020/NEWS/141029919 See? Frein is a hero.
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I also think that the cops shouldn't get paid if they don't find him. You would never see a manhunt like this for a normal civilian's killer. The guy could have killed a bus full of kids and the cops would have given up weeks ago.
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i close my eyes, only for a moment and then frein is gone all the diapys pass before my eyes, a curiosity cops in the wind, all we are is cops in the wind
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If the cops accidentally shoot an innocent they'll probably add another murder charge on Frein`
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babypolis posted:checking this thread is always very difficult cuz even though its funny as hell i dread the day i see the diapa snipa has been captured Same but respects must be payed. The covenant must be kept. Stay safe diaper sniper.
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origami posted:If the cops accidentally shoot an innocent they'll Unarmed suspect charged with shooting bystanders.
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VendaGoat posted:Out of sheer curiosity, what's a "Big-crime"? I dunno. Anything that lands me in a room downtown where people can peer at me through a one-way mirror. Regicide? Let's say I do a regicide, that would spice things up in my life for sure.
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proof of concept posted:I dunno. Anything that lands me in a room downtown where people can peer at me through a one-way mirror. Regicide? Let's say I do a regicide, that would spice things up in my life for sure. a regal aide is enlisted to dispose of a regal guard who knows too much. now the regal aide knows too much, and the royal elections are coming up!
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:i close my eyes, only for a moment tears in the frein
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origami posted:http://www.poconorecord.com/article/20141020/NEWS/141029919 Give this guy the Rook. He'll make better use of it than the fuckin' Keystone State Kops will.
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redstormpopcorn posted:Give this guy the Rook. He'll make better use of it than the fuckin' Keystone State Kops will. and it would protect him from inevitable cop bullets, a win-win all around
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all the new posts in here had me worried  bless ur poopy lil heart frein
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whoflungpoop posted:all the new posts in here had me worried Same, every time this thread gains traction I recite a small prayer for the diaper sniper.
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VendaGoat posted:Out of sheer curiosity, what's a "Big-crime"? serial bigamy
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Stay safe diaper sniper.
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