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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Light Gun Man posted:

Supernatural should have never had inter-brother drama or a story arc, just murdering poo poo forever.

I like when they have the occasional episode where it's like "but this monster is actually good!" And then Dean kills them anyway. Although he did not murder a couple but he might have just come back to kill them when Sam wasn't looking.

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Modern supernatural is just people getting tortured, a fun show for the whole family

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Supernatural is basically The X-Files only with mythology and monsters instead of conspiracies and science, brotherly angst instead of sexual tension, and with the serialized storytelling actually being good and having a great arc with a satisfying conclusion instead of being pointless filler that goes nowhere.

Also like X-Files it has a great sense of humor.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Supernatural is basically The X-Files only with mythology and monsters instead of conspiracies and science, brotherly angst instead of sexual tension, and with the serialized storytelling actually being good and having a great arc with a satisfying conclusion instead of being pointless filler that goes nowhere.

Also like X-Files it has a great sense of humor.

Supernatural's story sucks.

Whispering Machines
Dec 27, 2005

Monsters? They look like monsters to you?
Thirding or whatever Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy :neckbeard: plus Helen McCrory and Sam Neill.

Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

Okay I need a new horror movie to watch. Any suggestions? I watched Devil's Pass today, which was lame as poo poo.

traslin
Feb 19, 2004
Hooked On Phoenix

HogX posted:

Okay I need a new horror movie to watch. Any suggestions? I watched Devil's Pass today, which was lame as poo poo.

I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard good things about You're Next.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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I really enjoyed You're Next. It's not a "scary" movie in any way, but it's a nice little twist on a home-invader type movie with some good dark humor. It's about a family that can always find the time to be petty and mean to each other.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Supernatural had an episode where the brothers were thrown into a world where they were the literal actors from Supernatural. It was amazing.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
The French Mistake and it's the best episode of anything ever

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

There's a pretty cool documentary about honey badgers. Honey Badgers: Masters of Mayhem. Incorrigible little shits, them.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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HogX posted:

Okay I need a new horror movie to watch. Any suggestions? I watched Devil's Pass today, which was lame as poo poo.

I just watched Rigor Mortis, which was a pretty bizarro Chinese film about a washed up actor who gets into some weird ghost poo poo in the seedy apartment complex he moves into. The finale is this weird kung-fu ghost-vampire-ninja showdown that surprisingly isn't that cheesy. Maybe check that out if you want a strange Chinese ghost story. I liked it a lot, but it might as well have been custom made for my interests.

I also just watched House of the Devil, which I went into with VERY low expectations and loved. It's very Halloween; maybe not too "innovative," but very intense. I loved the main character instantly. Also Greta Gerwig is in it and I love her.

I think tomorrow night it'll be Invasion of the Body Snatchers and maybe The Den. I still need to watch V/H/S 2, too.

Leper Residue
Sep 28, 2003

To where no dog has gone before.

Spoeank posted:

The French Mistake and it's the best episode of anything ever

I love this episode. When they're reading lines and Sam is in the back and has no idea what to do with himself it had me laughing my rear end off.

The show wouldn't work nearly as well as it does if it wasn't so very self aware.

wormil
Sep 12, 2002

Hulk will smoke you!

priznat posted:

Yeah I should have said Supernatural isn't about werewolves/vampires, it's about murdering the poo poo out of monsters. Some of which happen to be vamps etc.

It's kind of the anti-True Blood imo.

Yes, why did you say that! ... :cenobite:


Dead in Tombstone (yes that Tombstone, as in OK Corral) has Mickey Rourke, Danny Trejo, Dina Meyer, and Anthony Michael Hall; so someone might be tempted to watch it because of them but just swallow that temptation and don't. I'm guessing they agreed to this in lieu of paying gambling debts. They put about as much effort into "Tombstone" as they might asking for a donut. Except Danny Trejo who is all in, probably because this movie gives him more dialogue than all his other movies combined and you'll soon figure out why those other movies were right and this one is wrong. I made it almost halfway by which point I was paying more attention to my laundry than the movie. If you are really curious what it is about, Danny Trejo leads a group of outlaws that double cross him for gold. (the real Tombstone had a silver mine, not gold, but whatever) Mickey Rourke plays Satan and also gets a lot of lines which he delivers with mild boredom. A.M. Hall is the "bad" bad guy. Dina Meyer is the sheriff's wife. About the only notable thing about D.i.Tombstone is that people are killed and their bodies just disappear from the shot, it's so obvious it's bizarre. There is no reason as far as I could tell other than sloppy movie making.

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I think tomorrow night it'll be Invasion of the Body Snatchers and maybe The Den. I still need to watch V/H/S 2, too.

V/H/S 2 was really loving bad. I liked the first one a lot, and love found footage films usually because I'm a sucker for gimmicks, but there is maybe one segment in the sequel that is not just really boring and uninspired, and that one's only decent in comparison to the other segments.

Leper Residue
Sep 28, 2003

To where no dog has gone before.

Turfahurf posted:

V/H/S 2 was really loving bad. I liked the first one a lot, and love found footage films usually because I'm a sucker for gimmicks, but there is maybe one segment in the sequel that is not just really boring and uninspired, and that one's only decent in comparison to the other segments.

On the other hand I was bored out of my mind with V/H/S one, with only one segment mildly interesting, while I enjoyed the second one way more.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles
No one has mentioned it yet, but Shadow Of The Vampire is up now and it's awesome. Even if you hate vampire poo poo like me, you'll enjoy John Malkovich and Willem Defoe.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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Turfahurf posted:

V/H/S 2 was really loving bad. I liked the first one a lot, and love found footage films usually because I'm a sucker for gimmicks, but there is maybe one segment in the sequel that is not just really boring and uninspired, and that one's only decent in comparison to the other segments.

For what it's worth, I liked VHS2 better than the first. I thought the first was the better side of okay, with the first two segments being the strongest and the stupid camp tape-glitch monster the weakest. I thought the second benefited from only having fewer segments and I thought the low-points of 2 were about on par with the okay parts from the first one.

Wrap-around segments don't count.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Big Centipede posted:

No one has mentioned it yet, but Shadow Of The Vampire is up now and it's awesome. Even if you hate vampire poo poo like me, you'll enjoy John Malkovich and Willem Defoe.

Didn't someone already mention it? I can't remember. This is another movie that I cannot explain to people why I like it so much. Other than the acting that is fun to watch, it really is a bit of a nothing of a film. If you want to watch Malkovich scream monotone for an entire film and Willem Dafoe appear to become an actual vampire, watch this.

Insensative_Asshole
Dec 18, 2007

traslin posted:

I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard good things about You're Next.

You're Next is actually pretty awesome and definitely worth a watch.

Whispering Machines
Dec 27, 2005

Monsters? They look like monsters to you?
You're Next is awesome. Good bloody fun!

You guys have convinced me to start watching Supernatural again. I had seen the first couple of episodes of 6 a year or so ago and then got sucked into a string of other shows. It's dumb, but often funny as hell.

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.
V/H/S 1 & 2 are garbage.

Unrelated, watch Grabbers.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!
3 days to kill is an alright movie. It's kevin kostner as a hitman who gets cancer and quits the cia or fbi to go develop a relationship with his estranged daughter and it spirals out of control from there. I thought it had some fun action moments and one or two chuckles at some of the attempts at comedy. I would rate it barely 3 stars by netflixes rating system.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Oldstench posted:


Unrelated, watch Grabbers.

And if you liked Grabbers, then you'll like Big rear end Spider!; it's a stupid, over the top, cheesy, low budget B-movie buddy cop/creature feature that's really fun to watch.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
watch a man birth a calves

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Fishstick posted:

And if you liked Grabbers, then you'll like Big rear end Spider!; it's a stupid, over the top, cheesy, low budget B-movie buddy cop/creature feature that's really fun to watch.

Grabbers is genuinely good. I admit that I laughed throughout Big rear end Spider!, but I was drunk so maybe grain of salt. I remember thinking that the two main actors/heroes had a good rapport as if it was season 3 of them playing these characters.

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

I know it's been mentioned, but I just finished watching Bojack Horseman and it's fantastic. It is HARD to get into. I only barely stuck with it. The first six episodes are watchable but not much more than that, but it really picks up from there when you/the show itself realizes that it's really a talking animal cartoon about deep depression.

wormil
Sep 12, 2002

Hulk will smoke you!
So I ended up watching and enjoying S1 of Hemlock Grove despite the vampire/werewolf thing, which really is a minor plot point most of the season. The secret to making S1 watchable is to fast forward through any scene with Norman Godfrey (the psychiatrist) because he's a terrible actor, a black hole of charisma, and has literally zero impact on the plot. Also fast forward sex scenes as they are all sterile, mechanical, gratuitous and boring. After the first couple episodes, fast forward any scene with Freya (weird brunette girl), she does impact the plot but is extremely boring until the final episode and actually is still pretty boring. Doing those things makes the show entirely watchable.

S2 unfortunately is like watching your hair dry. Roman is the only interesting character and so far he hasn't done anything except act like a spoiled vampire bat, er... brat.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot
Has anyone seen "Witching&Bitching"? I just went to netflix' website and their front page has a teaser for this movie that's literally bare-chested jesus in a crown of thorns, leaning out of a car window with a shotgun. I have no loving clue what to expect because the blurb makes it sound like a botched-heist film involving witches. I'm almost afraid to try it on for size because that teaser image creates a pretty high bar for it to vault, in my mind.

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

Grabbers is genuinely good. I admit that I laughed throughout Big rear end Spider!, but I was drunk so maybe grain of salt. I remember thinking that the two main actors/heroes had a good rapport as if it was season 3 of them playing these characters.
Yeah Grabbers is a really funny film and the cultural touchstones and monsters' weaknesses take it to another higher level. I can't see how big-rear end spider! could be nearly on the same level.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

Pharmaskittle posted:

I know it's been mentioned, but I just finished watching Bojack Horseman and it's fantastic. It is HARD to get into. I only barely stuck with it. The first six episodes are watchable but not much more than that, but it really picks up from there when you/the show itself realizes that it's really a talking animal cartoon about deep depression.
I've been looking down on this one for a while but you convinced me to put it on and play it in the background this afternoon, and when they got to the "Navy SEAL Muffin fiasco" episode and Keith Olbermann came on the TV, :swoon:

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~

coyo7e posted:

Has anyone seen "Witching&Bitching"? I just went to netflix' website and their front page has a teaser for this movie that's literally bare-chested jesus in a crown of thorns, leaning out of a car window with a shotgun. I have no loving clue what to expect because the blurb makes it sound like a botched-heist film involving witches. I'm almost afraid to try it on for size because that teaser image creates a pretty high bar for it to vault, in my mind.

I watched it the other night and really liked it. The best way I can describe it is like a much more comedic From Dusk Til Dawn. It's in Spanish, but even if you don't like foreign language films you'll probably still like it as it does a really good job of keeping your attention since it starts out crazy and just keeps going.

Leper Residue
Sep 28, 2003

To where no dog has gone before.

Pharmaskittle posted:

I know it's been mentioned, but I just finished watching Bojack Horseman and it's fantastic. It is HARD to get into. I only barely stuck with it. The first six episodes are watchable but not much more than that, but it really picks up from there when you/the show itself realizes that it's really a talking animal cartoon about deep depression.

I loved Bojack. Individually the episodes aren't the greatest, but it really is the sum of its parts. Will Arnett is perfect for the role, and Aaron Paul does a surprisingly good job at voice acting. It was a very enjoyable show.

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

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Turfahurf posted:

I watched it the other night and really liked it. The best way I can describe it is like a much more comedic From Dusk Til Dawn. It's in Spanish, but even if you don't like foreign language films you'll probably still like it as it does a really good job of keeping your attention since it starts out crazy and just keeps going.

It's very derivative of Dusk til Dawn. But it's pretty good. The movie was a little long but very entertaining.

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


Leper Residue posted:

I loved Bojack. Individually the episodes aren't the greatest, but it really is the sum of its parts. Will Arnett is perfect for the role, and Aaron Paul does a surprisingly good job at voice acting. It was a very enjoyable show.

Aaron Paul is great because it's a role that isn't that different from Jesse Pinkman, but he manages to make him sound different and convey the differences well. Paul F. Tompkins is also wonderful.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Hey guys, don't watch Revolution. Two episodes in and I hate everyone in it.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Inzombiac posted:

Hey guys, don't watch Revolution. Two episodes in and I hate everyone in it.

My parents watch it, which is generally a bad sign. They like that lovely not Jurassic Park but aliens or monsters or whatever that sound like it show too.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Inzombiac posted:

Hey guys, don't watch Revolution. Two episodes in and I hate everyone in it.

Agreed. Dumb premise, boring plot, uninteresting characters, bad effects, and not even bad enough to be a fun hatewatch.

Oh and if you're curious the reason why electricity no longer works, which was one of the show's big selling points and which the creators bragged was 100% scientifically accurate, was nanomachines, son.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Agreed. Dumb premise, boring plot, uninteresting characters, bad effects, and not even bad enough to be a fun hatewatch.

Oh and if you're curious the reason why electricity no longer works, which was one of the show's big selling points and which the creators bragged was 100% scientifically accurate, was nanomachines, son.

Oh THAT show. I saw an episode and a half and just gave up. I remember being irked that guns worked, but cars didn't.

wormil
Sep 12, 2002

Hulk will smoke you!

Inzombiac posted:

Hey guys, don't watch Revolution. Two episodes in and I hate everyone in it.

If you watch more than two episodes you'll hate yourself.

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Captain Lavender posted:

Oh THAT show. I saw an episode and a half and just gave up. I remember being irked that guns worked, but cars didn't.

How does that make you mad? A gun is just a pin that causes a chemical reaction to shoot lead or steel down a tube.

A car requires electricity to operate, I think. I'm not a mechanic but they all have batteries :v

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