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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

REAL MUSCLE MILK posted:

i'm not sure how you birds think stuff works but the branding of humans is largely frowned upon in modern society

maybe I could tattoo them??

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Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


I think you need consent for that.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Who is gonna believe you when you tell that a literal bird tattooed her brand on you?

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

EVERYONE posted:

:words:

REAL MUSCLE MILK posted:

i'm not sure how you birds think stuff works but the branding of humans is largely frowned upon in modern society


RFC2324 posted:

Who is gonna believe you when you tell that a literal bird tattooed her brand on you?

Post Your Picture II: How Many Jokes Can We Make That Literally A Bird is Literally A Bird?

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

HaB posted:

Post Your Picture II: How Many Jokes Can We Make That Literally A Bird is Literally A Bird?

sorry we rattled your cage

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
embrace the pain

A 50S RAYGUN has a new favorite as of 13:00 on Mar 31, 2015

Romeo Reborn
Aug 19, 2014

by Ion Helmet

:nws:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Oh dear.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
well i guess we have more material than literally a bird jokes now

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


This is what I get for taking a nap. Dang.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
but can you imagine? a bird making posts on this, the something awful forums?

5'd for sure god bless :wave:

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
people sure do get mad about birds itt

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Hey guys whats the word?

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Here's a recent photo of me taken on a trip to the beach.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Here's a recent photo of me taken on a trip to the beach.



Springers are the best dogs.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I don't know if I'm crestfallen or desperately grateful that I missed RR's post.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I don't know if I'm crestfallen or desperately grateful that I missed RR's post.

Dont worry, I have full documentation of it.

Later tonight there will be a GBS thread about it. :colbert:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

The hero we need. :hfive:

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Did you visit nilbog?

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

psyopmonkey posted:

Did you visit nilbog?

Nope just taking Christmas photos.

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

psyopmonkey posted:

Dont worry, I have full documentation of it.

Later tonight there will be a GBS thread about it. :colbert:

Ain't nobody got time for that. Post now.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Croc Monster posted:

Ain't nobody got time for that. Post now.

Nah, its gonna be lengthy. And, I have stuff to do later.

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
gone! its all gone!

A 50S RAYGUN has a new favorite as of 12:57 on Mar 31, 2015

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in


I'm picturing you walking around the house making nothing but this expression and it gives me the giggles.

Meanwhile in today's episode of Selfies With Bird Amadeus spent the entire time my phone was out saying PRETTY, PRETTY. Very flattering really but bird you are approaching uncomfortable levels of contextual intelligence.

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 23:14 on Nov 13, 2014

casual poster
Jun 29, 2009

So casual.

psyopmonkey posted:

Did you visit nilbog?

HA! I get this joke! I win!

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


Naked Gilber Gottfried?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


A little overcompensating on the censored bar chief.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
no its covering up the skidmark

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

LingcodKilla posted:

A little overcompensating on the censored bar chief.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
nah mang it fer my big ol appendage (main vein lmao)

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

LingcodKilla posted:

A little overcompensating on the censored bar chief.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


I got a thing

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

That's a :catstare: if I've ever seen one.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009


I used to be a big bad wolf...



now this guy is king wolf.



This is the day I found him hiding under my car trying to get away from the heat (it was a summer in Alabama...) so I lured him and his sister out with milk and made a makeshift pen out of boxes/whatever I had lying around until I borrowed a proper pen when I got home from work so I could get rid of their fleas. I gave one to my cousin's roommate but kept the other and named him Eli on a whim (because I figured it would be easy to call out?). She lives on a beach in North Carolina with 3 other dogs and a loving family. This dude has been awesome and I wouldn't change a thing about him. :3: He learned how to open doors and cleaned up his toys on his own after watching me clean my room. Apparently someone was just leaving puppies around where we lived from what I hear.

Calvin Johnson Jr. has a new favorite as of 12:32 on Oct 23, 2014

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Eli's got beautiful eyes. :3: can we see a proper face shot of him all grown up?

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009

Choco1980 posted:

Eli's got beautiful eyes. :3: can we see a proper face shot of him all grown up?



yep!

edit: any guess as to what his breed mix could possibly be? The only thing we're sure of is that he's half black lab because his sister shared those traits but looks quite different. I've been told he looks like he could be mixed with aussie shepherd or golden retriever but who knows. Sorry to derail with pet pics, let's keep posting our disgusting goon selves

Calvin Johnson Jr. has a new favorite as of 11:04 on Oct 24, 2014

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo


A nice picture from when my girlfriend and I went to senior prom last year.

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Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

the rat poses for photos much better than I do

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