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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I think Kristol's just using Twitter to troll now.

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Who is more consistently wrong about things: Bill Kristol or Dick Morris?

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Who is more consistently wrong about things: Bill Kristol or Dick Morris?

I think we'll have to apply L'Hôpital's rule on this one. Conventional math is insufficient.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Who is more consistently wrong about things: Bill Kristol or Dick Morris?

How long is a piece of string?

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Who is more consistently wrong about things: Bill Kristol or Dick Morris?

Is this one of those riddles where I have to ask them what the other one would say?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Who is more consistently wrong about things: Bill Kristol or Dick Morris?

Look, travelling zen monk, we don't have time for your bullshit here.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Who is more consistently wrong about things: Bill Kristol or Dick Morris?

Ask both of them separately what color the sky is. We'll know when the sky turns orange after each responds with "blue".

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Bill Kristol because somehow, he's not a joke

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

Tweet seems to be gone. Care to share what he was wrong about in that particular message?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

richardfun posted:

Tweet seems to be gone. Care to share what he was wrong about in that particular message?

Not sure why people have been having trouble with my Twitter links lately, but here it is:

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

Joementum posted:

Not sure why people have been having trouble with my Twitter links lately, but here it is:



Oh, wow. That's extraordinary, even for Kristol.

I had trouble with one of your Twitter links a few days ago, but both times, I was trying to access it on my phone. Maybe that's the problem.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
The only thing better than Cheny-Giuliani '16, is them running with Bill Kristol and Dick Morris running their campaign.

Ninjasaurus
Feb 11, 2014

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

Gyges posted:

The only thing better than Cheny-Giuliani '16, is them running with Bill Kristol and Dick Morris running their campaign.

This is my new Dream Team.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Gyges posted:

The only thing better than Cheny-Giuliani '16, is them running with Bill Kristol and Dick Morris running their campaign.

This sounds like the premise of one of those single camera comedies everyone says is brilliant, but get way too awkward to watch more than one episode at a time.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Joementum posted:

Not sure why people have been having trouble with my Twitter links lately, but here it is:



Jesus Christ.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Joementum posted:

Not sure why people have been having trouble with my Twitter links lately, but here it is:



Oh my sweet Reagan. We could only be so lucky, Insha'Allah.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

OAquinas posted:

Oh my sweet Reagan. We could only be so lucky, Insha'Allah.

Except that if Hillary and Cheney shook hands at a debate they would automatically fuse into a single individual like they were wearing the Potara earrings

Ninjasaurus
Feb 11, 2014

This is indeed a disturbing universe.
Hillary/Cheney '16

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

SedanChair posted:

Except that if Hillary and Cheney shook hands at a debate they would automatically fuse into a single individual like they were wearing the Potara earrings

I figured it would create a singularity that sucked all matter into it at the same moment, except since we'd all be traveling faster than light it would take infinity for anyone to notice. I also think this already happened sometime in the 90's.

A Bag of Milk
Jul 3, 2007

I don't see any American dream; I see an American nightmare.

SedanChair posted:

Except that if Hillary and Cheney shook hands at a debate they would automatically fuse into a single individual like they were wearing the Potara earrings

Ideally they'd have to do a fusion dance.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

A Bag of Milk posted:

Ideally they'd have to do a fusion dance.

Well, Hillary's ready.

Ninjasaurus
Feb 11, 2014

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

OAquinas posted:

Well, Hillary's ready.



I absolutely must know the source of this gif.

Pong Daddy
Oct 12, 2012
Obligatory "Chris Christie = Janemba" joke.

e:

Pong Daddy fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Oct 24, 2014

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Ninjasaurus posted:

I absolutely must know the source of this gif.

That's from when someone threw a shoe at her.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Ninjasaurus posted:

I absolutely must know the source of this gif.

Under sniper fire in Serbia

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

mooyashi posted:

Under sniper fire in Serbia
Stay safe diaper sniper.

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

OAquinas posted:

Well, Hillary's ready.



I am a horrible person for seeing this:

De Nomolos
Jan 17, 2007

TV rots your brain like it's crack cocaine

Rincewinds posted:

I am a horrible person for seeing this:



You only see the truth: a Rothschild member of the banking cabal. Google Ron Paul.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

"It's would be just like Obamacare, but without the black guy in charge."

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
REPEAL



REPLACE

OneTwentySix
Nov 5, 2007

fun
FUN
FUN


God drat, every time I see him, I can't help but think, "Michael Steele really looks like a muppet."

De Nomolos
Jan 17, 2007

TV rots your brain like it's crack cocaine

mooyashi posted:

REPEAL



REPLACE

Repeal Obibblecare!

OneTwentySix
Nov 5, 2007

fun
FUN
FUN


Holy poo poo. Reverse google image search that picture.

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

OneTwentySix posted:

God drat, every time I see him, I can't help but think, "Michael Steele really looks like a muppet."

The Daily Show had some good times with Michael Steele being the head of the NRC.

Hibble bibble, baby.

De Nomolos
Jan 17, 2007

TV rots your brain like it's crack cocaine

richardfun posted:

The Daily Show had some good times with Michael Steele being the head of the NRC.

Hibble bibble, baby.

They comin into this country and havin Terror Bibbles!

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Hillary Clinton moving towards full socialism. Says businesses and corporations don't create jobs.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/hillary-clinton-praises-minimum-wage-increase-says-businesses-dont-create-jobs/

quote:

Speaking at a rally for Democratic gubernatorial candidate Martha Coakley in Massachusetts, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton praised her husband’s increase to the minimum wage and slammed trickle-down economics as a “spectacularly” failed system.

“Don’t let anybody tell you that raising the minimum wage will kill jobs,” Clinton said. “They always say that.”

She said millions of jobs were created after her husband raised the wage in the 1990s and after she herself voted to increase it when she was a U.S. Senator.

In what seemed to be a preparation for a 2016 presidential run Clinton also told the crowd “don’t let anybody tell you that it’s corporations and businesses that create jobs,” and slammed trickle-down economics as a system that has been tried but has failed “rather spectacularly.”

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Hillary Clinton moving towards full socialism. Says businesses and corporations don't create jobs.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/hillary-clinton-praises-minimum-wage-increase-says-businesses-dont-create-jobs/

Yeah she's running.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

Alter Ego posted:

Yeah she's running.

When was the last time there was any real doubt about Clinton running? Sometime in early 2013 maybe?

Warcabbit
Apr 26, 2008

Wedge Regret
So who can we say for sure is running? Hill-dawg, Jeb, Rand Paul?

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Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Slate Action posted:

When was the last time there was any real doubt about Clinton running? Sometime in early 2013 maybe?

When she had the concussion.
After that, it was business as usual.

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