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Boris Galerkin posted:What's the point of sending an "escort?" Sounds like a total waste of money and someone's time.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 09:51 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:What's the point of sending an "escort?" Sounds like a total waste of money and someone's time.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 13:53 |
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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Website/NotAlwaysRight
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 16:14 |
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You guys are being a little silly. An escort is probably there because a dead guy can't tell you what you are supposed to do with him or where to go when you land.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 16:23 |
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(It is a rather slow day at my workplace. For the past year, one of my coworkers has been trying to hook me up with male customers, which I turn down. Her boyfriend shows up with her son while she goes on break. When she comes back, she is chatting about her son.) Coworker #1: “Hey, [My Name]. Do you want any kids?” Me: *restocking my station* “Nope.” Coworker #1: “Do you want to get married?” Me: “Nope.” Coworker #1: “Do you want a boyfriend?” Me: “Had one. Broke up with him. Don’t want another.” Coworker: “Why not?” Me: “I discovered I was asexual and aromantic when I was dating.” Coworker #1: “So you have sex with yourself?” Me: “No. It means I don’t want sex, just like aromantic means I don’t want any relationships other than familial or friendly.” Coworker #1: “Oh my gosh, [My Name]! You’re a woman! You’re made to make babies!” Me: “No. I am made to make high scores, art, stories, and honor to my God. Possibly even become a CSI.” (One of my other female coworkers who’s been listening in speaks up.) Coworker #2: “Amen, sistah!” *high-fives me* Coworker #1: *fumes off* Coworker #2: “So, what were those terms again? Because I think I’m one of those, too…”
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 16:27 |
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Yeah I'm sure someone would fume off from that instead of rolling their eyes and walking away.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 16:56 |
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In STDH, they always fume off.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 17:03 |
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The Ape of Naples posted:In STDH, they always fume off. The fumes are farts.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 18:51 |
Guh. Why do people always have to inform you that they've changed names for dumb internet stories? Is it to lend some sort of credence to the story?
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 19:53 |
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http://notalwaysfriendly.com/ God drat, this is the worst site. It makes me really sad but I imagine some of this is still made up, too. Most of the setup is longer than the actual stories so that the reader can get some stupid inside joke.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 20:17 |
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jodai posted:http://notalwaysfriendly.com/ quote:
Yes.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 21:13 |
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NotAlwaysRight posted:(I am a male with long hair. Sometimes when I feel like being a smart-a**, most of the time really, I end up having this conversation with other long haired men, in this case being a worker at a retail place. People tend to respond the same way, so it usually plays out the same way.) If this happened, then the guy's a dick. If this didn't happen, the guy's still a dick.
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 21:25 |
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QueenOfMistakes posted:If this happened, then the guy's a dick. If this didn't happen, the guy's still a dick. It's TYOOL 2014, and people are still getting nasty about long-haired men? I know a man with long, gorgeous curls. He was at a con, wearing an elaborate wizard robe. Some man came up to him and tried to PUA moves on him. When he turned around and the PUA saw the mustache, that was the end of the romance. And then there's this: quote:(I work at a movie rental place and this is a conversation that I had with a customer and her son the other day. A customer comes walking up to the register. He is about 13.)
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 04:30 |
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I'm having a hard time believing that movie rental places still even exist.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 04:53 |
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I just realized that half the reason NAR stories always sound so weird and robotic is because they edit out all the contractions. You are no help, we do not have them, I am sorry.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 05:23 |
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ReidRansom posted:I'm having a hard time believing that movie rental places still even exist. I found this place visiting friends in Chicago a few years ago. Apparently it still exists. http://www.familyvideo.com/
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 05:32 |
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That same company also sold dialup internet access here until fairly recently. Now they own a cable company named ITV3 and they're trying to compete with Comcast.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 05:54 |
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Suzuran posted:That same company also sold dialup internet access here until fairly recently. Now they own a cable company named ITV3 and they're trying to compete with Comcast. Hahaha "compete" with Comcast.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 06:03 |
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poo poo that happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqymcJRSbxI
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 09:59 |
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Evelyn Nesbit posted:I just realized that half the reason NAR stories always sound so weird and robotic is because they edit out all the contractions. You are no help, we do not have them, I am sorry. Oh thank god. I really believed people actually typed out talking that way, or wanted people to think that's how they spoke. They're all still stupidly verbose though.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 10:38 |
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Buzzfeed posted:I was 12 years old at summer camp, and I had a crush on a camp counselor. We were at the lake learning how to swim, and we had to do an obstacle course to pass so we could start jumping off the docks. I passed no problem, and noticed that he changed shifts with the other counselor. So, wanting to be suave, I decided at that moment to saunter out of the water. I managed to get halfway out before I was stung by a jellyfish. Instead of just running onto the sand and getting medical attention, I ended up freezing. By the time he ran and got me, my foot was covered in stings, and he had no choice but to pee on me in front of everyone there. I was called “pee girl” for the rest of the summer, and I couldn’t even look him in the eye after that. Good thing the only freshwater jellyfish in the US can't pierce human skin.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 11:02 |
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axolotl farmer posted:poo poo that happened Holy poo poo. The best part is they get to the station halfway through but still let him finish the song. And then... Nothing really matters... Even the RCMP
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 11:18 |
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axolotl farmer posted:poo poo that happened Is this real life? gently caress it, just kill me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOSTyKmidN0&t=36s
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 11:50 |
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TheMostFrench posted:Is this real life? gently caress it, just kill me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOSTyKmidN0&t=36s But nobody married him for it, so there's that.
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 08:16 |
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Holy crap there's some low effort bullshit on therequote:Deceptive Desserts quote:A Match Made In Size 7 quote:Blowing Things Out (And Up) Of Proportion
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 10:30 |
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Has anyone read the Babylon series by Imogen Edwards-Jones? They're a goldmine of STDH. They purport to be based on true stories from various people working in the fashion / hotel / airline / etc industry. Air Babylon's got a story about a fat guy dying on a plane and being wrapped in a binbag and dumped on the floor while the crew have to walk around him to serve breakfast, and then when they land in Dubai, they go to a hotel and have a wild party with other air crews. There's also the claim that arsey passengers will get their food rubbed around the rim of the lav, or have a member of the crew fart in their face or spike their food with laxatives. On the subject of books, Stuart Maconie - a music journalist and professional northerner - wrote a book about his career called Cider With Roadies, and the bit about Napalm Death has some major STDH. quote:We arrived in Le Mans as dawn was breaking and found the little hippy family-run pension where the festival organisers were putting us up. Bleary-eyed but generous to a fault, the owners ushered us into a large sunny room with a patio and rustled up some breakfast: coffee, croissant, scrambled eggs. Of course he did.
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NobbytheSheep posted:The owner looked like she was going to cry. uh huh Also, "yow?" What the gently caress accent says "yow" instead of "you?"
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 21:39 |
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I could ask for a better man than one who is going through marriage trouble,can't stand up for himself,and i've only had 1 dinner date with
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 21:48 |
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sweeperbravo posted:uh huh Birmingham
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 21:54 |
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ETA: someone got there first re Napalm Death's Brummie / Black Country accents. Harry Enfield used to do this sketch about a pair of nouveau riche Brummies and they'd always go on about how they were 'considerably reecher than yow'.
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 21:54 |
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quote:I got a week off. From a volunteer position.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 02:18 |
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quote:Allergic Overreaction Man, who would write something like that?
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 02:41 |
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Tunicate posted:Man, who would write something like that? Could have been solved with, "Benadryl, aisle 3."
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 02:44 |
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Aleph Null posted:Could have been solved with, "Benadryl, aisle 3." Hey, they were curious.
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Aleph Null posted:Could have been solved with, "Benadryl, aisle 3." Seriously, for gently caress's sake. Luckily when I had my bout with whatever the stage is before anaphylaxis I was relatively calm and my mom was able to take me to the clinic really fast. I can only imagine how lovely I'd be acting if I knew what was going on and was scared shitless that I was gonna pass out or have my heart stop beating any moment. Just give them some goddamn antihistamines, you don't need to know what caused the reaction unless itwas, like, literally other allergy medicine. Idk maybe I'm totally wrong but, drat But hey, wacky wacky customer, ha ha ha, they keep repeating this *totally unintelligible sentence fragment*, ha ha, aren't they the weird dumb one in this story
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 03:40 |
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There really isn't a lot of variety for treating allergic reactions as far as I know. At the very least I've never heard of different medications for different causes of allergic reaction. You either take some benadryl if it's a mild reaction or stick yourself with an EpiPen if it's a major reaction.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:59 |
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Maybe they're a homeopathic chemist's.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 08:23 |
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Oh, come on. There's E45 and Daktarin and loads of other creams and antihistamines and stuff out there for itchiness. Doesn't even make sense.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 08:38 |
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Also how can an adult not know what antihistamines are? It's not like they're tucked away in some back corner of the pharmacy either, they usually have a large section with a sign labeled "allergies" above it. Allergies aren't like snake bites or something, you don't really need a different type of antivenom depending on the cause. If it were a serious allergy, chances are if she's an adult she'd know about it and be at the hospital, not the local CVS, so there's a very high chance all she needed was benadryl. I've also never met a pharmacist who, when asked for help treating a symptom, basically tells you to leave if you don't know what caused it. At worst, they'll tell you to go to the ER/doctor, and in most other cases they'll just point you to the most likely thing that'll help.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 08:39 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:Also how can an adult not know what antihistamines are? People still routinely ask for antibiotics when they have a viral infection and even persist when the doctor explains the difference between a bacterial and viral infection. The only things they understand are germs = bad and medicine = good. Sadly, this is par for the course. Rick_Hunter has a new favorite as of 08:56 on Oct 28, 2014 |
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