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flakeloaf posted:not everyone's goals extend to corporate success the guy is a billionaire, he doesn't need to be the head of a company to do those things
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The Management posted:Larry doesn't have a loving clue what he's doing. he's just high all of the time and loving interns. whatever happened to Sergei? sorry but how is this a necessary thing to make a cookie? idgi i like cookies but all those sideshow bullshit things bore the gently caress outta me
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cremnob posted:larry page will step down as ceo within 3 years and sundar will replace him. until then larry will focus on the "big picture" stuff and invest or acquire random startups in the hopes of hitting it big. sundar will then be left to manage the new bloated microsoft It's bad enough those dirty Indians took our jerbs for tech support, now with Satya Nadella and soon Sundae Pichai they're taking or jobs of tech CEOs too! 
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The Management posted:Larry doesn't have a loving clue what he's doing. he's just high all of the time and loving interns. whatever happened to Sergei? turns out Sergei was a loving homosexual
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what, really? I thought Sergey was all into that half Chinese market ing chick who invented "ok Google" and wrecked his marriage
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Sagebrush posted:what, really? I thought Sergey was all into that half Chinese market ing chick who invented "ok Google" and wrecked his marriage she was pretty hot tho. im jelly of ol sergey for hittin that slam piece
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however she appears to not be notable enough for a wikipedia page and this diminishes her standing with me substantially
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pram posted:however she appears to not be notable enough for a wikipedia page and this diminishes her standing with me substantially worthless bitch
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I visited Google and they gave me a thermos with their name on it so now I can have hot tea all day it is a delicious and useful thermos perhaps they should consider pivoting
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i want to be so famous my wife gets a wikipedia page just for being married to me
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teh melinda gates foundation
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:i want to be so famous my wife gets a wikipedia page just for being married to me post ur way there
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theadder posted:post ur way there it worked in enders game 
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 sergey took amanda rosenberg to burning man, hosed her and discarded her like a piece oof trash. now she's suffering from depression and will probly off her self https://medium.com/@AmandaRosenberg/breaking-sad-c969368f2869 https://medium.com/@AmandaRosenberg/house-of-pain-acfba24ebfc2
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cremnob posted:piece oof trash
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:i want to be so famous
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but what is he doing at google these days? I haven't seen anything about him in a long time. did he have a falling out with page and just go off into the weeds?
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he just slums around the offices hitting on all da chicks
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cremnob posted:google x was supposedly his thing so yes, off in the weeds loving around, like Andy Rubin. I thought google x is dead now
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Wild EEPROM posted:apple made a space ship.
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Wild EEPROM posted:apple made a space ship. "let's amass fabulous wealth and escape oppression by building a home on the ocean" scientologists, idiot goons, that sealand guy, sergey brin... i'm noticing a pattern here
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Wild EEPROM posted:apple made a space ship.
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flakeloaf posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YEdHjGMeho i'm the autism
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duTrieux. posted:i'm rich! i wish
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Shifty Pony posted:well, huh. okay, now they're microsoft
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icantfindaname posted:i'm the autism idk, the part about how the amounts of ingredients affect the cookie is pretty interesting, just not interesting enough to build a machine for.
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Wheany posted:okay, now they're microsoft they've been that way for a while with their Native Client bullshit
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pseudorandom name posted:they've been that way for a while with their Native Client bullshit let's be fair, if your business involved writing javascript, you'd probably do some pretty nutty things to try to end the suffering too
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Smythe posted:she was pretty hot tho. im jelly of ol sergey for hittin that slam piece Smythe posted:worthless bitch cremnob posted:
Sagebrush posted:cremnob you're still a revolting person hth i'd say he's a lot less revolting than our resident android dyper smythe
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Cocoa Crispies posted:i'd say he's a lot less revolting than our resident android dyper smythe smythe is like an onion. layers within layers, lots of crying, and surprisingly delicious when properly sweated
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