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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Paul Heyman has never listened to Booker T for more than 60 seconds at a time

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Paul's horror at that is killing me

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Heyman gonna be wrestling with this notion all night :allears:

Edit: haha, that fistbump

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Heyman's reaction is my reaction to seeing a shucky ducky banner. :stare:

Stealthed Zombie
Dec 21, 2007

And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose
Paul Heyman owns.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Ok, Heyman looking like Booker was a wizard was great.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I hope he just dwells on that all night like when Heenan went off on Jim Duggan going to college.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Stealthed Zombie posted:

Paul Heyman owns.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Stealthed Zombie posted:

Paul Heyman owns.

:agreed:

Jaragoh
Nov 27, 2004

Paul is staring incredulously at his phone. :allears:

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
This is the first time the Bellas have faced each other? That can't be true

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I wish you died in the womb

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Has anyone ever cared about Bellafeud?

bartok
May 10, 2006



They are spending too much time on a toilet break

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Riley can't even remember the stips of this match

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

bartok posted:

They are spending too much time on a toilet break

oh but it's going to lead into horrible Bellas segments for the next month, so there's that importance to it

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

projecthalaxy posted:

Has anyone ever cared about Bellafeud?

Only when it was a Bella vs steph

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:

Has anyone ever cared about Bellafeud?

some weeks the crowd is hot for it some weeks it completely dies

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





triplexpac posted:

This is the first time the Bellas have faced each other? That can't be true

In a one on one singles match i think so.

Edit: Here's the real match of the show.

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !
Haha I'm an only child too Paul...

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

oatgan posted:

some weeks the crowd is hot for it some weeks it completely dies

depends on whether the crowd is bad or good

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
hahaha "They're not getting back together, that's the whole POINT"

Paul Heyman needs to run this show

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

depends on whether the crowd is bad or good

actually it depends on whether Steph is involved in their segment or not

bartok
May 10, 2006



So who is curtain jerking, Ziggler/Cesaro or Usos/Dust Bros.?

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


The very prestigious Intercontinental Championship

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

"the very prestigious intercontinental championship"

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

projecthalaxy posted:

Has anyone ever cared about Bellafeud?

Apparently it's pretty over on the house shows, the Bellas have been getting good reactions since the feud has been going on

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Dolph Ziggler: technical wrestler

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

oatgan posted:

actually it depends on whether Steph is involved in their segment or not

:eyepop:

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

ARGUABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT TITLE IN THE WWE

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
wait, the most prestigious title :stare:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Dexo posted:

wait, the most prestigious title :stare:

jobbers are important to get other wrestlers over, after all

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

bartok posted:

So who is curtain jerking, Ziggler/Cesaro or Usos/Dust Bros.?

Mizdow/Sheamus is my guess, it's the most meaningless belt of all

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Time for Big Show to fail America!

bartok
May 10, 2006



Dimebags Brain posted:

Time for Big Show to fail America!

But if Big Show fails then who will stand up for America?

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Fitting that Big Show represents America.

A huge outdated fat man who cries a lot.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Dimebags Brain posted:

Time for Big Show to fail America!

I hope he weeps openly afterwards and makes that weird sound again like he did on RAW

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

big show is really good at crying so i hope he does

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Dimebags Brain posted:

Time for Big Show to fail America!

The best part of this Rusev stuff is JBL poo poo talking on Raw.

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
SUPERKICK THE loving MARINE

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