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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

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Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

projecthalaxy posted:

There should be a separate smaller cage that drops over the announce tables.

And prevents any sounds from escaping. And cuts off the oxygen.

sigmachiev
Dec 31, 2007

Fighting blood excels

Luigi Thirty posted:

Totally inconspicuous handholds cut out of the cage

To be fair, they've had those for a lot of old cell matches and I'm pretty sure they keep the cage parts and reuse them.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Cena makes funny faces!

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
LETS GO RANDY

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

projecthalaxy posted:

There should be a separate smaller cage that drops over the announce tables.

This but with the dwarf announcers from WeeLC

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
For guys who've fought each other like 90 times and whose rivalry is supposed to be the best of this generation orton/cena never real sell that they know each other inside and out very well, at least not in the way that Rock and Austin would or hell even Cena/Punk

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Food Court Druid posted:

The Cell kind of clashes with the pink ropes

They should have painted the cell, like how the classic '80s cages were blue steel and awesome.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Abroham Lincoln posted:

Why would you want to keep Orton away from his hottest feud?

orton v table goes on. may be unwinnable

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Luigi Thirty posted:

Totally inconspicuous handholds cut out of the cage

I think those are so they can film without the cage in the way.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Oh, well word on the street is Nikki has big boobs.

Concentrate on your match, John, damnit.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Food Court Druid posted:

The Cell kind of clashes with the pink ropes

i can't disagree with this enough

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Mount Mushmore

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Welcome to Hell in a Cell, where you feel chain link fence on your cheek.

Fun fact: it's not all that uncomfortable if it's the good poo poo. Now, that dime store poo poo with exposed ends? gently caress that.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

projecthalaxy posted:

There should be a separate soundproof booth that drops over the announce tables.

ftfy

Geoff Peterson
Jan 1, 2012

by exmarx
So excited for the obvious hand/footholds. Ambrose/Rollins is going to be SICK

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Writer Cath posted:

Concentrate on your match, John, damnit.

Posting while wrestling? He can't possibly win that way!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

bartok posted:

Cena makes funny faces!

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
JBL doesn't want to sound trite

slammy for best comedy

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Pariah Rex posted:

For guys who've fought each other like 90 times and whose rivalry is supposed to be the best of this generation orton/cena never real sell that they know each other inside and out very well, at least not in the way that Rock and Austin would or hell even Cena/Punk

I don't think it's something creative thinks of that much because it's usually a thrown together "poo poo, we don't have enough matches" situation like this.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Welcome to Hell in a Cell, where you feel chain link fence on your cheek.

Fun fact: it's not all that uncomfortable if it's the good poo poo. Now, that dime store poo poo with exposed ends? gently caress that.

Crappy fencing might as well be marketed as barbed wire, yeah.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Hos Pose and RKOs

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

What a weird dueling chant.

quote:

This but Orton

quote:

Cena sucks


Now it actually kinda works.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Welcome to Hell in a Cell, where you feel chain link fence on your cheek.

Fun fact: it's not all that uncomfortable if it's the good poo poo. Now, that dime store poo poo with exposed ends? gently caress that.

Well WWE has to save money somehow now that the WWE Network has drained them financially!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Doves status: UNleashed

Also wtf Cole, a flying clothesline isn't going to win HiaC :rolleyes:

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Jackie D posted:

I don't think this is true

I literally don't remember anyone kicking out of the Punt. Then they said he can't use it anymore and welp.

Still teases it from time to time though.

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

Pariah Rex posted:

For guys who've fought each other like 90 times and whose rivalry is supposed to be the best of this generation orton/cena never real sell that they know each other inside and out very well, at least not in the way that Rock and Austin would or hell even Cena/Punk

It's almost like their greatest mutual strength is rising to the level of their opponents

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pariah Rex posted:

For guys who've fought each other like 90 times and whose rivalry is supposed to be the best of this generation orton/cena never real sell that they know each other inside and out very well, at least not in the way that Rock and Austin would or hell even Cena/Punk

The Christian/Orton feud was so good for the way both learned and developed new strategies to deal with each other, and it's a drat shame that they keep trying to sell Orton/Cena as each other's defining rival.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

projecthalaxy posted:

I think those are so they can film without the cage in the way.

Remember when TNA just stuck cameras through holes in the cage and someone got yanked out/stuck in one

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The Cosby Mysteries posted:

I literally don't remember anyone kicking out of the Punt. Then they said he can't use it anymore and welp.

Still teases it from time to time though.

Did he do it in matches much? I thought it was mostly the exclamation point on postmatch beatdowns.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Captain Magic posted:

It's almost like their greatest mutual strength is rising to the level of their opponents

i just want to see cena hit an rko

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
this match is boring

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Jerusalem posted:

The Christian/Orton feud was so good for the way both learned and developed new strategies to deal with each other, and it's a drat shame that they keep trying to sell Orton/Cena as each other's defining rival.

I get where you're coming from and you're probably not surprised by what I'm about to post, but the Sixth Doctor was always my favorite.











Wait.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





That was the weakest kick Randy.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Randy's counter was p great.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Pariah Rex posted:

For guys who've fought each other like 90 times and whose rivalry is supposed to be the best of this generation orton/cena never real sell that they know each other inside and out very well, at least not in the way that Rock and Austin would or hell even Cena/Punk

For me the problem is that Orton has never had any solid personality other than he's just sort of a shithead. Add to that the fact that Cena's a cartoon character and you get a bland as gently caress feud.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I'm sorry guys but it really kills my believability of this fake punch fighting that no one bleeds inside the "hell" in a cell.

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


projecthalaxy posted:

Did he do it in matches much? I thought it was mostly the exclamation point on postmatch beatdowns.

It's how be beat Cena in their last Hell in a Cell

I don't remember any other times off the top of my head

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

this match is boring

what's a not boring cena/orton match? legit wondering.

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Luigi Thirty posted:

Remember when TNA just stuck cameras through holes in the cage and someone got yanked out/stuck in one

I do! and they would always have two cameras running so you could see a dude try to cram a camera in a hole in real time across the ring.

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