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Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

We can't see him. His time is now.

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Goddamnit Dallas, Don't cheer this.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
It's the piss commercial again!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

RacistGuidingLight posted:

The match was good you nerds

** at best

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
great ppv everyone, see you all tomorrow

Sephuran
Nov 12, 2011

Big Show already gassed.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Writer Cath posted:

God damnit, sell you loving twat!

But the match is over? :confused:

Big Show looks tired already.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
It's That Commercial.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

IT's good that this was a brutal match that Cena can't just walk away from super quickly with no ill effects whatsoever

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

DarkstarIV posted:

great ppv everyone, see you all tomorrow

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

It's the piss commercial again!

OATGAN IS ON TV

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
He even said hey to Banjo on the way out!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

they edited the commercial and i'm loving PISSED OFF

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

RacistGuidingLight posted:

The match was good you nerds

Not a single thing about it was memorable or new. I won't remember a single thing about it by the time RAW rolls around and you won't either.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Seriously? The piss ad again?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HulkaMatt posted:

What a life changing match for John Cena.

Things will never be the same.
things remain the same

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Jerusalem posted:

"Mr. Cena, how are you feeling after that brutal, hard-fought victory?"
"Complete fine and normal and fresh as a daisy showing little to no impact, basically."

Hell in a Cell shortens careers. It ENDS careers!!!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Things will never be the same.
things remain the same

:unsmith:

Banjo
Jun 7, 2006

Hey.

CENA WINZ

CENA WINZ

CENA WINZ

CENA WINZ

CENA WINZ

CENA WINZ

CENA WINZ

bartok
May 10, 2006



Isn't windshield wiper fluid toxic?

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Don't do it, Big Show, in Texas 'barbecue' means something inferior to pulled pork

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Banjo posted:

Hey.

CENA WINZ

CENA WINZ

CENA WINZ

CENA WINZ

CENA WINZ

CENA WINZ

CENA WINZ

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

bartok posted:

Isn't windshield wiper fluid toxic?

yeah

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

triplexpac posted:

Hell in a Cell shortens careers. It ENDS careers!!!

Well yeah, for humans.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
How dare Big Show cast aspersions about Rusev's parentage!

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Show's gonna do that new sunset flip on Rusev and y'all are gonna poo poo yourselves.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
And now Show/Rusev to help cool down after that barn burner of a help I can't see too much bourbon

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Imagine if you owned a country buffet and those two walked in.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

bartok posted:

Isn't windshield wiper fluid toxic?

dunno, but you should give us a trip report when you get out of the hospital

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

Banjo posted:

Hey.

CENA WINZ

CENA WINZ

CENA WINZ

CENA WINZ

CENA WINZ

CENA WINZ

CENA WINZ

You're not even trying anymore. :(

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Please figure out a way for Mizdow to win this match.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Mizdow time.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Solomonic posted:

Don't do it, Big Show, in Texas 'barbecue' means something inferior to pulled pork

Brisket > pulled pork.

You know it, I know it, everyone knows it

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





now for the true main event: MIZDOW.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
who is the new announcer lady? she's not very good.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
i forgot this match was a thing

Gordy
Sep 6, 2002

StarkRavingMad posted:

it was interesting when Austin did that commentary over the Rock/Austin Wrestlemania match

he was like "here, I hit Rock's finisher on him, but now I'm down, I'm dazed, it takes me a minute to crawl over and get the pin on him, he kicks out...that protects the finisher"

like basic poo poo that never happens in a Cena match

Where can I find this commentary?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Haha, the US Championship is being booked higher than the IC Title.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Henry's going to come out there, rip off his shirt to reveal his fancy salmon blazer, and turn on Big Show.

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Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Meat Recital posted:

who is the new announcer lady? she's not very good.

Cody's wife I think.

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