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Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Vintimus Prime posted:

Why the gently caress are they talking about Happy Days and poo poo? Seriously.

Hell in a Cell is the most SERIOUS AND DANGEROUS PAY PER VIEW OF THE YEAR

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Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

Blasmeister posted:

I want to see a segment where Henry and show have BBQ

Raw is only three hours long

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

Vintimus Prime posted:

Why the gently caress are they talking about Happy Days and poo poo? Seriously.

Cultural references Vince will understand

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010
Chaplin? Holy poo poo JBL stop being a fossil.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gordy posted:

Where can I find this commentary?

Steve Austin Unleashed on Podcast One. It's amazing.

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.
Mizdow sells better than Cena and he's not even in a match.

omgomgomg
Oct 26, 2012

Bard Maddox posted:

you put your best undercard workrate matches on the first match to get the crowd hyped up for the rest of the show

So, the tag titles?
But I get your point

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh Sandow, you could at least help :allears:

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004
Nooooo

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Okay. Mizdow is making up for this

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Did Cole say "Brogue Kick from Hell"?

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
Stop exposing the business Sandow.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





yourdadsbestfriend posted:

So, let's recap: Rollins interrupts Cena match for title. Cena gets mad, wants to fight Rollins. Ambrose says no way, he and Cena fight for chance to face Rollins. Cena LOSES, gets put into number one contender match, wins, and goes right back to fighting for the title.

What was the point of the last month?

Cena needs to be in the main event all the time no matter what.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

noooooooo

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
MIZDOW!!!! :ohdear:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Miz and Mizdow are like conjoined particles. Whatever you do to one, the other feels, regardless of distance or location.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Miz Win, leading to Miz Sandow feud would be great.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
You do have a stunt table!

Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

Chokes McGee posted:

Miz and Mizdow are like conjoined particles. Whatever you do to one, the other feels, regardless of distance or location.

A picture of Miz and Sandow with Tomax and Xamot Cobra uniforms.

Carlton Banks
Jan 5, 2004

"The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."

Dexo posted:

Miz Win, leading to Miz Sandow feud would be great.

How would that work, Mizdow punches the Miz and both sell it?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
jbl: what is the difference between voodoo and a stunt double

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
The culmination of this feud should be Mizdow being hit and Miz getting hurt by it without realizing why. He becomes more and more horrified as he takes Mizdow's damage for him and can't stop it.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
I heard about this Mizdow thing outside the ring, but it is even better than described

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Rollins/Ambrose is going to have to be a five snowflake classic to save this show after watch 30 minutes of paint drying ending in Cena/Brock shitfest again.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Miz and Sandow have to star in a remake of the JCVD classic Double Impact!

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Jerusalem posted:

Steve Austin Unleashed on Podcast One. It's amazing.

Someone took the audio from the podcast and overlaid it on the match video here: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/kMcfC3J816uj4N96p2u makes it a little easier

but everyone should listen to Austin's podcast anyway

Banjo
Jun 7, 2006

Cena vs. Orton should have been the main event and you know it

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Vintimus Prime posted:

Really? One of the best hell in the cell matches of all time?

This is why I loving hate Cena. WWE is trying so hard to make Cena the greatest of all time and shove him down our throats. He's poo poo.

It's not even that he's bad. It's just that they're trying to make him be so much more than he is.

They did the same thing with Triple H.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Ribsauce posted:

I heard about this Mizdow thing outside the ring, but it is even better than described

He really goes all out with it, and thus has made it great to watch.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

StarkRavingMad posted:

Someone took the audio from the podcast and overlaid it on the match video here: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/kMcfC3J816uj4N96p2u makes it a little easier

but everyone should listen to Austin's podcast anyway

Everyone should watch this, it's a masterclass in match planning

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Dimebags Brain posted:

Cena needs to be in the main event all the time no matter what.

Not tonight :smug:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
can you imagine an old veteran miz, like he's 43 and still wrestling

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Banjo posted:

Cena vs. Orton should have been the main event and you know it

agreed, it'll lead to a future main event. when are Ambrose and Rollins ever going to main event again?

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Swagger Dagger posted:

Brisket > pulled pork.

You know it, I know it, everyone knows it

I envy the US with your awesome BBQ sauces and crazy portion sizes.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Writer Cath posted:

Not tonight :smug:

He is going to run in on Dean/Seth somehow and you know it.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
JBL calling Cole a puppet made me laugh

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


"That was 3!"

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Someone needs to explain the concept of a stunt double to Sandow

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Writer Cath posted:

Not tonight :smug:

Don't worry, we gave him the #1 contender spot tonight to fix this problem!

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bartok
May 10, 2006



Omally posted:

can you imagine an old veteran miz, like he's 43 and still wrestling

I can imagine a grizzled 60 year old Sheamus still wrestling

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