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Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

the russian national anthem kinda sounds like big show's theme music

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i want to hear the russian army choir cover big show's theme

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

oatgan posted:

why isn't the russian flag pink too

Russia is pro-cancer, look at Chernobyl

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Meat Recital posted:

does the wwe universe know bulgaria and russia are nowhere close to each other

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





this is already too long.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Big Show should fight Rusev at Foxborough Mass, patriots never lose there the NFL guarantees it.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Meat Recital posted:

does wwe know bulgaria and russia are nowhere close to each other

does America?

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


bartok posted:

Theory of a Deadman is still around? What's going to be the official song for the next PPV? Puddle of Mud, maybe Godsmack, or some good ol' Staind.

It has been a while.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

will_colorado posted:

Lana, you're not fooling me, I've viewed that movie scene where some guy is snorting blow off your chest.

Post-Soviet consumerism was a very popular trend among the oligarchs, okay

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Rusev is a babyface in my heart and I hope he kills Big Show

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Big Show is going to unleash his wrath all over Rusev's head.

I'm so hard right now

Put a Kink logo on it.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Wait gently caress. This is for the supremacy of the world? Why wasn't that on the card?!



Wait. BIG SHOW'S THEME IS THE RUSSIAN ANTHEM?! :stonk:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
oh yeah, in that camo Big Show blends right in with his surroundings

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
THAT'S Russia's anthem?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Benne posted:

Rusev is a babyface in my heart and I hope he kills Big Show

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dexters Secret posted:

the russian national anthem kinda sounds like big show's theme music

Vladimir Putin is furious that he can't use the lyrics,"Well it's the Biiiiig Show!" in the Russian National Anthem.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

THAT'S Russia's anthem?

Putin is a mark for the wrong guy.

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

StarkRavingMad posted:

oh yeah, in that camo Big Show blends right in with his surroundings

i'm surprised you can even see him, its like rusev is fighting the ghost of andre the giant

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


HOTLANTA MAN posted:

THAT'S Russia's anthem?

I GET NO KICK FROM UKRAINE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chokes McGee posted:

Wait gently caress. This is for the supremacy of the world?

One of these men will be unmasked and KILLED in the ring.

Banjo
Jun 7, 2006

America isn't the best country.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
they call me the bulgarian brute and I'm from russia

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Does the logo come down with the cage in the main event? This is an important question.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Jerusalem posted:

One of these men will be unmasked and KILLED in the ring.

I hope they kill that Iron Yuppie thinks he's so big.

Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

This match is being worked quickly.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


HulkaMatt posted:

I GET NO KICK FROM UKRAINE

Perestroika and glasnost I give you the upmost and how is your sister to-night~

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Banjo posted:

America isn't the best country.

Oh, I get it, Nation of C?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Meat Recital posted:

they call me the bulgarian brute and I'm from russia

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Rusef wisely decides NOT to just lie limply in the corner waiting for chops while Big Show shushes the crowd!

he clearly scouted this match

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Big Show will win with an iron-clad contract negotiation.

Also the buttons keep appearing and disappearing for posting. The forums are out of phase

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I hope rusev wins (has this been a good ppv?)

Not bad. Not great, but not bad.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

One of these men will be unmasked and KILLED in the ring.

Oohhh, I hope they kill that Iron Curtain!

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

bartok posted:

Theory of a Deadman is still around? What's going to be the official song for the next PPV? Puddle of Mud, maybe Godsmack, or some good ol' Staind.

Still around and still generic as all hell.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Banjo posted:

America isn't the best country.

How can a country that Cena calls home not be the best country?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Meat Recital posted:

they call me the bulgarian brute and I'm from russia

From Bulgaria, Russia... RUSEV

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Banjo posted:

America isn't the best country.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
My number one dream is the WWE does a show in Russia and Putin does a run in to save Rusev's streak.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Rusef executes his second finisher, the moderate hamstring stretch

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Banjo posted:

America isn't the best country.

John Cena is so very very disappointed in you.

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OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Dexters Secret posted:

the russian national anthem kinda sounds like big show's theme music

I'm just picturing Putin walking into a press conference to Show's theme and it's pretty wonderful.

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