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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I think Rusev is great cause he has a cool manager and he wins all the time

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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Rusev is a machine.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Obama lied, Big Show cried.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Did he tap or did he pass out

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


gently caress you Dunn, do better.

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

I'm missing it right now, Rusev won?

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Save us Bo Dallas

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Vintimus Prime posted:

Wait the camera didn't show him tapping at all??

He passed out

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Basic Chunnel posted:

Did he tap or did he pass out

passed out

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Hhahahahha

JBL: America has lost again

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

I'm missing it right now, Rusev won?

Clean as a whistle

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Dimebags Brain posted:

Rusev is a true hero. He overcame two giants trying to destroy and humiliate him.

RUSEV HAS HIT THE SECOND GIANT. REPEAT RUSEV HAS JUST STRUCK THE SECOND GIANT.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Now do a 3 on 1 handicap match, Swagger, Henry, Show vs Rusev, Rusev wins.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Vintimus Prime posted:

Wait the camera didn't show him tapping at all??

He passed out

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
the real heel here is the russian flag.

he stole that gimmick from the mexican flag!!!

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

RUSEV FOREVER

Rusev is unbeatable, with a weak and effete leader like Obama in power.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Rusev is the new top babyface we deserve.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Who's gonna beat this guy?

Jhon Cena

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Remember when you were all big dumb idiots who hated Rusev

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

it's okay, ryback will be back soon and kick rusev's butt

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

"here in texas, the lone star is the one hanging around rusev's beck"

Mr. Baps
Apr 16, 2008

Yo ho?

Rusev rules

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
So, like, who actually beats Rusev?

Please don't say John Cena it's totally John Cena isn't it. :sigh:

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Ryback gonna beat him

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

HulkaMatt posted:

Rusev is a machine.

THE MACHINE FROM MINSK

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

I bet that medal is just gold covered wrapping over a piece of chocolate

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
The only one who can save us now is John Cena. Let's go, Cena. FOR AMERICA.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


So why do the crew keep hanging up the big explosive Russian flag.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

it's okay, ryback will be back soon and kick rusev's butt

save me ryback

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
Thought we were going to get Mark Henry playing Sgt. Slaughter for a second there.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

DarkstarIV posted:

the real heel here is the russian flag.

he stole that gimmick from the mexican flag!!!

isn't it mother russia?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

my favorite thing to come out of this is Mark Henry and Mark Henry's Best Friend The Giant Big Show.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Basic Chunnel posted:

Remember when you were all big dumb idiots who hated Rusev

they've booked him perfectly, both in making a monster heel and in hiding his weaknesses in the ring

and he's doing a lot of little things right in terms of selling, it goes a long way

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Who's gonna beat Rusev?

BIG CHEST
USA BEST

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

So, like, who actually beats Rusev?

Please don't say John Cena it's totally John Cena isn't it. :sigh:

pattern recognition

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Basic Chunnel posted:

Remember when you were all big dumb idiots who hated Rusev

Give me the scoops brother, who is going to be the next awesome dude

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Okay, Cole said he tapped out and I'm thinking uh didn't see a tap at all

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

Rusev winning is literally the best thing ever.

MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.
Rusev empowered by the US's meek response to Russian aggression

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Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Who's gonna beat Rusev?

BIG CHEST
USA BEST

Nikki Bella?

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