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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

I'm thinking he looks more like a WEED.

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Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer
Did that thing come out of GOKU's head? It's got to be a FLCL then.
I've seen this a thousand times.
Textbook case.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
All robots are the same, basically. Might as well just call them all the same thing.

Name it GATO

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013
Hello Gato.

If we use the chronotrigger on Arms we get another so we can have two arms and fuse them to heal the broken one.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




It's clearly a UN00.

Fight off a sudden ambush from an albino blue-haired teenage girl.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
GHAN looks good

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
We've gotten away from our GOKU naming system, so name it G0KU and let's roll.

Also 8 stack for a 2001 nissan the gently caress is this twenty bottle caps and some used porn is my best offer take it or shove it.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
Looks kinda like a FR0G to me.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Name it URGA

Odysseus S. Grant
Oct 12, 2011

Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind
Name it LEBO

Krad
Feb 4, 2008

Touche
Let's welcome our newest party member, G0KU.

Charlett
Apr 2, 2011
I always let nostalgia hit and name it WLTL just so everyone can go "You're not WLTL, you're WLTL!"

Alternatively we can name him by his serial number, R66Y

anglachel
May 28, 2012

Krad posted:

Let's welcome our newest party member, G0KU.

G0KU. Not to be confused with GOKU, sense As a robot he needs a number in this name

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



IPvSH6T posted:

All robots are the same, basically. Might as well just call them all the same thing.

Name it GATO

If all Robots are the same, then 50CT is surely the best option.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPfXzEkRjOg

laplace
Oct 9, 2012

kcab dneb smra ym semitemos tub ,reh wonk I ekil leef I
JAYZ might be the best option if we're going for the Rap ending.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-QvojaZSvQ

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Have we all forgotten that the Time Devourer, Lavos, exists in all worlds? He's the whole reason we're here! We need to prove that he made a mistake by punching him in the face with our gigantic new robot, which we named as our savior: INRI

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

C. Everett Koop posted:

We've gotten away from our GOKU naming system, so name it G0KU and let's roll.

Krad posted:

Let's welcome our newest party member, G0KU.

anglachel posted:

G0KU. Not to be confused with GOKU, sense As a robot he needs a number in this name



And with that, G0KU plays a video cassette recording of the Day of Lavos. It reveals that in the year of our lord, 2012AD, a giant porcupine monster emerges from the center of the Earth to destroy the planet. G0KU then goes on to reveal that the creature was apparently summoned into existence by a powerful force in 420AD.

:megadeath: Chrono Trigger OST - 2300AD Overture :megadeath:





CHCH asks the right questions, wondering how such a lush and vibrant world still existed if the planet was apparently destroyed. According to G0KU, the planet just got over it and people moved on. To bad about the name, though. Xenogears. What kind of name for a planet is that anyways? You hate it. What a terrible name.



It's at that moment that something begins to percolate in GOKU's little pea-brain. A plan begins to emerge. You begin to feel as if you have figured out your life's purpose. You begin to feel as if this game has an end goal to strive for. But goodness, what is it?

:megadeath: Chrono Trigger OST - Cron's Theme Remastered :megadeath:

WHAT WILL OUR HEROES DECIDE TO DO???

Gologle
Apr 15, 2013

The Gologle Posting Experience.

<3
We need to go 88 miles an hour and time travel back to the "Day of Lavos" and beat Lavos. I don't know why the developers put so many references in teh game, I think it was the translator's fault.

Cheez
Apr 29, 2013

Someone doesn't like a shitty gimmick I like?

:siren:
TIME FOR ME TO WHINE ABOUT IT!
:siren:
Fueled by hate for the name, it's time to beat up the nerd who called the planet Xenogears.

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe
Head to 65 trillion BC, capture Lavos when it was a baby, and teach it to be better-behaved. Everyone can be redeemed!

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Leeet's dooo the Tiiime Warp agaaain
>Preemptively travel to the moment before you'll die fighting Lavos later on in the game, then rescue your other self and team up with him for a Buddy Cop show

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
It's time to see if Lavos' lungs are long enough to hotbox with God/GOKU

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Man, Xenogears is an awful name. I could make up a better planet name in my sleep!

The planet is now named GOKU.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



We won't stand for this! We have to fix it!

Travel back in time to the moment when the name Xenogears was chosen and kill whoever is responsible. Then name the planet ourselves.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Go back in time and kill Lavos, thus erasing both Xenogears and the various atrocities you've committed here from history.

Krad
Feb 4, 2008

Touche
Shave your head, steal GOKU's glasses, and grow a moustache in order to fight the giant porcupine monster effectively.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
Look, it was right there in what G0KU said. Lavos was summoned in 420 AD but the summoner couldn't control it. It's obvious: Go back to 420AD and enslave Lavos.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Wait. How many Gokus do we got running around here now?

Goku
Goku with glasses
Goku with glasses from the future
G0KU the robot

This LP needs more Gokus.

:goku:

ArchWizard
Mar 27, 2009

There's the Roy I know and love.


Go back to 420 AD and light up with whoever will/did/did eventually summon Lavos

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

nine-gear crow posted:

Wait. How many Gokus do we got running around here now?

Goku
Goku with glasses
Goku with glasses from the future
G0KU the robot

This LP needs more Gokus.

:goku:

When we play through the game like this, the subtitle Legacy of Goku makes a lot more sense.

Materant
Jul 22, 2010

see, what you don't understand is he now has

THE MANLIEST MUSTACHE

it defies physics


Build a Goku.

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



Waffleman_ posted:

Man, Xenogears is an awful name. I could make up a better planet name in my sleep!

The planet is now named GOKU.

Then it's time to head back to 65 Million BC, when Lavos first arrived. Maybe ride some dactyls, smoke the freshest, meet some local women, insure that we are the progenitor of the entire human race, and have Goku build some sort of gigantic baseball bat contraption to knock the huge asteroid Lavos arrives on back into space so some other planet can deal with it. Unless... Lavos is our great65millionyears grandmother? What if it ruined the time stream? :2bong:

TwistedSynapse
Dec 31, 2012

Voted Most Purple Wizard
2007, 2009, 2011, and 2014

Regalingualius posted:

>Preemptively travel to the moment before you'll die fighting Lavos later on in the game, then rescue your other self and team up with him for a Buddy Cop show

Do this and then this:

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

Head to 65 trillion BC, capture Lavos when it was a baby, and teach it to be better-behaved.

If possible we should also become our own ancient ancestor of prophecy.

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




Race a cyborg motorcycle dude in your hovercar. It's New Game+++++++, you've got the magic spell that leads to the totally-not-the-Gold-Saucer zone.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Tell G0KU to execute DANK_NUGS.EXE and get high as gently caress with your new robot friend

Yapping Eevee
Nov 12, 2011

STAND TOGETHER.
FIGHT WITH HONOR.
RESTORE BALANCE.

Eevees play for free.

Bregor posted:

Tell G0KU to execute DANK_NUGS.EXE and get high as gently caress with your new robot friend

At least it's not VaultHunter.exe. :v:

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
Go Punk Out Lavos! His Arms Are Too Short To Box With God Goku

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Cheez posted:

Fueled by hate for the name, it's time to beat up the nerd who called the planet Xenogears.

Waffleman_ posted:

Man, Xenogears is an awful name. I could make up a better planet name in my sleep!

The planet is now named GOKU.

Rather than go back in time to try and rewrite history, you decide to stay in the future and make a new life. The first thing you decide to do is change the stupid rear end name given to the planet. Xenogears? Screw that.

Your journey takes you to many strange places and you meet many strange people. Along the way you destabilize nations, take down a floating continent, reference The Shining, one-up Team Rocket, drop a Deus, discover power overwhelming, kill a Krelian, drop another Deus, and save God.



In the wake of your conquest, you rename the plane Goku, and settle down to live happily ever after, before the Ice Age you triggered ends your brief life.

Congratulations, you have unlocked the Do You Seek Power? ending! 23 to go!

Bregor posted:

Tell G0KU to execute DANK_NUGS.EXE and get high as gently caress with your new robot friend



In the midst of running the program, G0KU has an epiphany. See, you were trying to explain to it how you got to 2300AD in the first place. When you got to the part about the portals, it chimes in claiming it has seen one before.

But you have to go to the Kingdom Aveh, through the desert and past the down of Dazl. Mildly inconvenient, but hey, it's a thought, because--

The Thread posted:

Various iterations of "go confront Lavos"

--you plan on going back in time to find Lavos.

Anyways, it doesn't take long to reach the desert. And it doesn't take long to have your way barred.



A land submarine juts forth from the dunes. It has got to be the stupidest thing you've ever heard of. A land submarine? Ridiculous. Anyways, a terribly dressed boy band pop star emerges from the land submarine and challenges you to a duel.



He shouts his name... what was it?



What will this person's name be, and how shall we deal with them?

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
A dude in a submarine? I've seen this movie. Name the new cat DNZL.

Then demand that he give you the missile key.

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Oh man, it's YMCH! Show us the Wolf Fang Fist!

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